Scorigami Angel
@jonpanetta.bsky.social
Romanticizing the past for fucking once
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
vegan breakfast sausage is good enough now that we should get rid of the regular stuff
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1 car per household limit and you need to apply for a permit proving a legitimate need to get anything larger than a 4-door sedan
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
1 car per household limit and you need to apply for a permit proving a legitimate need to get anything larger than a 4-door sedan
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something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
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The way I know Oscar is becoming a world champion is because he used to be a very nice guy and he's quickly turning into a whiny little bitch. All the great F1 champions are whiny little bitches.
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The way I know Oscar is becoming a world champion is because he used to be a very nice guy and he's quickly turning into a whiny little bitch. All the great F1 champions are whiny little bitches.
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People care more about prices going up than their wages going up is part of it, but we shouldn't neglect that the Democrats are Mom and the Republicans are Dad, and voters were mad at Mom for telling them they couldn't see their friends in 2020, even if Dad was in office at the time.
A challenge to politics-understanders: why was Biden so unpopular given the very good policy he delivered on wages, climate, & antitrust, among others? This is not an invitation to relitigate 2024, but rather explore what his political failure reveals about the underlying mechanisms of politics.
Ah, I see. I suppose I want deliverism to work, but fear Biden proves it doesn't, so I want someone to explain convincingly why some future attempt would be different. Perhaps that's not clear
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People care more about prices going up than their wages going up is part of it, but we shouldn't neglect that the Democrats are Mom and the Republicans are Dad, and voters were mad at Mom for telling them they couldn't see their friends in 2020, even if Dad was in office at the time.
11th reason ngl
In 2026:
- 35 second playclock from the 20 playclock that starts with the official
- Rouge is no longer awarded for a missed field goal or a punt that goes out of the endzone without being touched. Will remain if a ball doesn't leave the endzone and comes to a rest.
- 35 second playclock from the 20 playclock that starts with the official
- Rouge is no longer awarded for a missed field goal or a punt that goes out of the endzone without being touched. Will remain if a ball doesn't leave the endzone and comes to a rest.
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
11th reason ngl
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Is it possible that we all died in our sleep some time in 2016 and the last decade has literally been Hell?
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Is it possible that we all died in our sleep some time in 2016 and the last decade has literally been Hell?
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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If you needed the context
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you needed the context
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
There's so much here, but I especially love the way Hegseth looks like he's staying completely sober until he gets home because he knew this was gonna happen and didn't want to say anything to make it worse.
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There's so much here, but I especially love the way Hegseth looks like he's staying completely sober until he gets home because he knew this was gonna happen and didn't want to say anything to make it worse.
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
June 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
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My politics in a headline:
May 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My politics in a headline:
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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THE PICK IS IN
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
THE PICK IS IN
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The One Where I Wish Matthew Perry Was Alive to Joke About This: Chandler Bing committed to Vanderbilt tonight.
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The One Where I Wish Matthew Perry Was Alive to Joke About This: Chandler Bing committed to Vanderbilt tonight.
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I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go