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JoobileeJoolz

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Dried up old dear, Nanna that CAN floss, just pootling through life looking for like minds to giggle with! #Discworld Nanny or Granny? GNU STP ❤️ Hooroo! 👋🏽 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶🏽🧸 🍉 No DMs, please and thank you

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · Nov 16

‘Nice parking spot, Rita!’

Bluey Grannies GIF

Alt: Bluey Grannies GIF A blue cartoon dog and an orange cartoon dog do the flossing dance while dressed as grannies

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 16h

😂😂

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 16h

Only you can square that circle, my friend. For me? I know the bare bones already, it'll just flesh out and verify what I already know. You probably do too, more than me I suspect, but I can empathise with your apprehension. Gently, in light of this post it might already be too late! (Do it!) 😏

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 17h

In this context, it's 'prioritising'! 😏

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 17h

Have you considered AFTERWARDS? You won't be able to unknow what you've read...

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 17h

It's a little bit ballsy.. only a very little bit, though!

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 17h

Bees bring more into the economy than this bunch of sponging workshy grifters. Good for nothing but tethering us to our feudalism.

Iris Cook @montrose.bsky.social · 18h

More spoon fed lies

#AbolishtheMonarchy

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 17h

Bees bring more into the economy than they do. Busy little guys, not at all like the workshy grifters.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 18h

We need to be leaning heavily towards them diplomatically and AWAY from dump, who is even more unreliable than we are. Until we unite with them to counter him, rather than rolling the red carpet out and flashing the royal grifters at him, we have no business talking about rejoining. 2/2

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 18h

We've got to persuade the electorate NOT to vote for the jam promising, flag waving shyster first before we run begging to rejoin. We need to sort OUR OWN shit out, the eu would be stupid to let us even have a sniff of rejoining before fartrage and deform are neutralised as influences. 1/2

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 18h

I've already said it, many times. For years. In the context of this government for years before and during their tenure and also 'the government', regardless of party for years... decades probably.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 19h

👌🏽😂

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 19h

Labour has NEVER been communist. Words have ACTUAL meanings you know, you can't just spit (what you appear to believe to be hurty) words at any situation willy nilly. If anything, this labour are fascists. Untrustworthy, lying fascists.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 19h

Are we ALSO going to canvass the eu population to find out how they feel or is that not important?

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 23h

I don't justify myself to entities that have created an account just for trolling. Move along, thank you 👋🏽

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 23h

Tell him so. Make it known that his criticisms are antisemitism. No one will care because it's aimed at a leftie, but keep saying it anyway.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

'Peace prize'...

Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithWatermelon🍉🍉 @joneshowdareyou.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. They did.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

That never stopped him before... 🤢

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

I caught it! 😄

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

What position is he going to fail upwards into this time? Where are the dungeons in the Tower when we need them? Stocks anyone?

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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 3d

A wee message from us 👇

A Message to the Police (British) State

News of a Crown Prosecution Service Appeal against the ruling of their own judge is unsurprising.

He ruled the charge was ‘unlawful and null’ and it was.

It is unsurprising because this whole process has not been driven by the police or the courts, it has been driven by politicans backed up by British media. This is political policing.

There is no ‘important point of law’. The CPS have submitted nothing new in their appeal. What there is though, is a state wide witch-hunt against Palestinian solidarity.

The media were gleefully informed about this appeal before we were.

😠

A Message to the Police (British) State

Once again this is a massive waste of taxpayers money, of police time, of court time.

Once again there are endless news reports about Mo Chara, about Kneecap but we are NOT the story.

Yesterday 104 Palestinians were murdered in Gaza and hundreds more maimed as Israel commits genocide.

Entire families wiped out, people bombed to pieces as they slept, young kids with limbs blown off and no medicaine to treat them.

This is aided and supported by the British State.

We will fight you in your court again. We will win again.

FREE PALESTINE / TIOCHFAIDH ÁR LÁ

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JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I do, my friend, I do.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

They won't because they don't want to.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

I want to learn how to wheel spin in motion! I occasionally do it pulling away but I can't do it on purpose!

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

It'd take far too long, the chances of getting run over would be high.

JoobileeJoolz @joobileejoolz.bsky.social · 1d

They're lazy, agnorant* cultists.

*aggressively and/or arrogantly ignorant

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