jorm
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I lost the LDB challenge at the fucking POST OFFICE in the fucking FIRST DAY.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I lost the LDB challenge at the fucking POST OFFICE in the fucking FIRST DAY.
Psycho Kitty, qu’est-ce que c’est?
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Psycho Kitty, qu’est-ce que c’est?
It’s my birthday. Tell me something you like about yourself.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s my birthday. Tell me something you like about yourself.
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Infinite are the arguments of mages.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Infinite are the arguments of mages.
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Quand le peuple n'aura plus rien à manger, il mangera le riche.
Stop trying to make Tom Steyer happen. It's not gonna happen.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Stop trying to make Tom Steyer happen. It's not gonna happen.
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In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
In bed by nine and not a peek,
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
Or dingus meets the horrid beak
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“I think,” Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, “that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“I think,” Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, “that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live.”
If your company's hiring process includes an "AI-run Skills Evaluation" you have told me many things about it, not the least of which is "do not work for this company."
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If your company's hiring process includes an "AI-run Skills Evaluation" you have told me many things about it, not the least of which is "do not work for this company."
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I got into the Pixies _because_ of the Beatles. I was a super-hesher. My father forced me to listen to Sgt. Pepper one day and it _blew my mind open_ and I was able to look outside of Kerrang! and Casey Kasem.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I got into the Pixies _because_ of the Beatles. I was a super-hesher. My father forced me to listen to Sgt. Pepper one day and it _blew my mind open_ and I was able to look outside of Kerrang! and Casey Kasem.
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hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
December 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out
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Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
this arrived so my car is now legit
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this arrived so my car is now legit
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"Have some respect. This is a funeral"
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"Have some respect. This is a funeral"
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
*slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
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sometimes i’m tempted to look up whatever it is people are talking about on here, but it has done wonders for my mental health to get out of that habit
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sometimes i’m tempted to look up whatever it is people are talking about on here, but it has done wonders for my mental health to get out of that habit
My Plur1bus theory is that the Signal is a weapon designed to humanely euthanize a planet's population.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
My Plur1bus theory is that the Signal is a weapon designed to humanely euthanize a planet's population.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
The only people who care about the distinctions between "Pedophilia," "Hebephilia" and "Ebhebophilia" are pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The only people who care about the distinctions between "Pedophilia," "Hebephilia" and "Ebhebophilia" are pedophiles.
We Are Marshall
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We Are Marshall
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
We Will Never Forget
1970.11.14
<taps the sign> "Smart" home devices are a Bad Idea and you will always regret them.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
<taps the sign> "Smart" home devices are a Bad Idea and you will always regret them.
Who has two thumbs and has successfully used chore-after-chore to procrastinate from doing Actual Work all day?
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Who has two thumbs and has successfully used chore-after-chore to procrastinate from doing Actual Work all day?