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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies
i will watch any movie that has zoey deutch
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i will watch any movie that has zoey deutch
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starting to worder how many times some of these disconcertingly AI-pilled formerly competent devs have had COVID
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
starting to worder how many times some of these disconcertingly AI-pilled formerly competent devs have had COVID
The problem with having every email you've sent or received since 1995 is that you can get stuck going down rabbit holes wondering "what happened to this person".
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The problem with having every email you've sent or received since 1995 is that you can get stuck going down rabbit holes wondering "what happened to this person".
Last day, Capricorn 15s. Year of the city: 2274. Carousel begins.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Last day, Capricorn 15s. Year of the city: 2274. Carousel begins.
What's this? A new Alastair Reynolds book dropped, just in time as I am looking for something new? Don't mind if I do!
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
What's this? A new Alastair Reynolds book dropped, just in time as I am looking for something new? Don't mind if I do!
this is from 2008(!) and one of those "this is what you look like first thing in the morning" memes that were popular at the time
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
this is from 2008(!) and one of those "this is what you look like first thing in the morning" memes that were popular at the time
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He looks like an ICE agent. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
Masked Person Came to Guthrie’s Doorstep Before Abduction, Images Show
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
He looks like an ICE agent. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...
"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."
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Let me tell you folks something. Every man you know has tried to pee a sentence into the snow, so we know of the difficulties latent therein.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
I’m Team Gus Kenworthy This Olympics
The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram.
www.jezebel.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Let me tell you folks something. Every man you know has tried to pee a sentence into the snow, so we know of the difficulties latent therein.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
This Kenworthy guy has superhuman abilities. I can't believe what I'm looking at.
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just once i want my password to change me.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
just once i want my password to change me.
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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C.H.H. 1936.09.07 – 1959.02.03
J.P.R. 1930.10.24 – 1959.02.03
R.S.V. 1941.05.13 – 1959.02.03
J.P.R. 1930.10.24 – 1959.02.03
R.S.V. 1941.05.13 – 1959.02.03
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
C.H.H. 1936.09.07 – 1959.02.03
J.P.R. 1930.10.24 – 1959.02.03
R.S.V. 1941.05.13 – 1959.02.03
J.P.R. 1930.10.24 – 1959.02.03
R.S.V. 1941.05.13 – 1959.02.03
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His plans for Vday vs. Her burying a body
![A line of cake pops that ostensibly read “Happy Valentines Day” but are poorly spaced so they read L-R “HVAD,” “ALENA,” “PPTINY” and “YES [heart]”. Beneath it is a cartoon hamster looking ABSOLUTELY DISTRAUGHT as he holds up the one that reads “PP TINY”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ua4y7ly7p2scvftkutgpusyx/bafkreibuzfkgu3zx334i2uw6ro7w3k5sfovxml7n6argmjlv7jtfgyvy5e@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
His plans for Vday vs. Her burying a body
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10/10 ICE protest sign
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
10/10 ICE protest sign
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Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
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Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control
thats just not good enough
thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
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real question is which prominent trump administration figures *aren't* in the epstein files?
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
real question is which prominent trump administration figures *aren't* in the epstein files?
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wait is this really the first we’re hearing elon is in the epstein files? i guess i must’ve just assumed
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
wait is this really the first we’re hearing elon is in the epstein files? i guess i must’ve just assumed
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In solidarity with the people of Minnesota (and across the nation) who continue to have their constitutional rights and personal liberties violated, we ask you to take whatever money you might spend at our store today and instead find a worthy cause below. 👇
Stand up. Speak out.
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Stand up. Speak out.
Fuck Fascism.
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January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
In solidarity with the people of Minnesota (and across the nation) who continue to have their constitutional rights and personal liberties violated, we ask you to take whatever money you might spend at our store today and instead find a worthy cause below. 👇
Stand up. Speak out.
Fuck Fascism.
Stand up. Speak out.
Fuck Fascism.
I wish I was a believer so that whenever my wife gets mad at me for farting in the bed I could just say "It's god's will" and be let off.
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I wish I was a believer so that whenever my wife gets mad at me for farting in the bed I could just say "It's god's will" and be let off.
"Wonder Man" is not what I expected at all. Trevor and Simon are perfect foils for each other.
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
"Wonder Man" is not what I expected at all. Trevor and Simon are perfect foils for each other.