J
@jshoffstall.bsky.social
I will fix your rack if you'll take old Jack, my dog
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Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
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Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Inside you there are two weasels. Sorry, we ran out of wolves.
I have about six dishes that are simple go-tos on a weeknight (mushroom risotto, chicken piccata, Senate bean soup, gumbo ya-ya, Okinawan taco rice) that I don't have to think about. What are yours? I know I don't have a ton of followers, so please spread this as you see fit.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have about six dishes that are simple go-tos on a weeknight (mushroom risotto, chicken piccata, Senate bean soup, gumbo ya-ya, Okinawan taco rice) that I don't have to think about. What are yours? I know I don't have a ton of followers, so please spread this as you see fit.
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Really thought-provoking work here
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Really thought-provoking work here
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I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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me: I would die for you
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
me: I would die for you
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
friend: would you give me a ride to the airport?
me: ...would you rather I die for you instead?
friend: no, the ride is enough
me: I'd prefer the other option if possible
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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Getting a lot of questions that have already been answered by my tshirt. And a lot of other questions that have already been answered by my wienermobile
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Getting a lot of questions that have already been answered by my tshirt. And a lot of other questions that have already been answered by my wienermobile
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are you wearing your new socks so Jólakötturinn doesn't eat you
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
are you wearing your new socks so Jólakötturinn doesn't eat you
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I sometimes wonder where the left would be if James Baldwin had been the one who got another 30 years rather than Chomsky.
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I sometimes wonder where the left would be if James Baldwin had been the one who got another 30 years rather than Chomsky.
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i have decade+ long friendships with people i met by chance, have sort of stayed in touch with, and only see occasionally, but with whom the emotional connection and psychological safety is so strong, it’s always like picking up as if no time has passed *while* holding space for personal growth
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i have decade+ long friendships with people i met by chance, have sort of stayed in touch with, and only see occasionally, but with whom the emotional connection and psychological safety is so strong, it’s always like picking up as if no time has passed *while* holding space for personal growth
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i know that neurodivergent lack of relationship decay is often seen as a bad thing, and i know it isn’t always a good thing, but
developing friendships with other people who also do not experience relationship decay has truly been such an enriching and fulfilling experience for me, and i’m grateful
developing friendships with other people who also do not experience relationship decay has truly been such an enriching and fulfilling experience for me, and i’m grateful
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i know that neurodivergent lack of relationship decay is often seen as a bad thing, and i know it isn’t always a good thing, but
developing friendships with other people who also do not experience relationship decay has truly been such an enriching and fulfilling experience for me, and i’m grateful
developing friendships with other people who also do not experience relationship decay has truly been such an enriching and fulfilling experience for me, and i’m grateful
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Was told by a vet that you can 'probably' perform CPR on a snake, and all I could think was...
a man wearing a party hat is drinking from a bottle
Alt: A fella in a party hat blowing one of those party streamer things that unroll as you blow into them. Whether snakes give a merry toot when you do this to them isn't mentioned in the scientific literature. Yet.
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Was told by a vet that you can 'probably' perform CPR on a snake, and all I could think was...
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You guys, @chooface.bsky.social made us these fantastic bracelets and they come in million colors and they’re comfy and look so good an you can get them personalized! you should get some!
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You guys, @chooface.bsky.social made us these fantastic bracelets and they come in million colors and they’re comfy and look so good an you can get them personalized! you should get some!
Post evidence of a 5th Century BCE Judean cultic site not in Jerusalem if you're so elephantined.
Post yourself drunk on sour mash if you're so moonshined.
Post the noun "skeet" in such a way as to describe its case endings and how it reflects number and grammatical gender if you're so declined.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Post evidence of a 5th Century BCE Judean cultic site not in Jerusalem if you're so elephantined.
Post the noun "skeet" in such a way as to describe its case endings and how it reflects number and grammatical gender if you're so declined.
Post a selfie holding a teacup with your pinkie extended if you're so refined.
Post a La-Z-Boy selfie if you’re so reclined
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Post the noun "skeet" in such a way as to describe its case endings and how it reflects number and grammatical gender if you're so declined.
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We need $50 more for buttons! Can 10 people kindly reskeet this so the 4 people with $20 can see it?
Wow. 33 backers, $1250/$1200 with 5 more days to go. I can almost feel the button backs pricking my fingers.
a green cactus with a smiling face in a pot .
Alt: A little smily cactus.
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We need $50 more for buttons! Can 10 people kindly reskeet this so the 4 people with $20 can see it?
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he sees you when he's seeping
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
he sees you when he's seeping
This got me good, but I was lucky not to have to be hospitalized like hundreds of others. Take this seriously and check your sensor serial numbers!
Hey, diabetics! If you use Freestyle Libre 3 or 3 Plus, there's a recall of some serial numbers. Potentially serious!
Article about it: www.cbsnews.com/news/abbott-...
Freestyle site to see if you're affected - they're replacing affected sensors: www.freestylecheck.com/us-en/home.h...
Article about it: www.cbsnews.com/news/abbott-...
Freestyle site to see if you're affected - they're replacing affected sensors: www.freestylecheck.com/us-en/home.h...
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
www.freestylecheck.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This got me good, but I was lucky not to have to be hospitalized like hundreds of others. Take this seriously and check your sensor serial numbers!
It's that time of year again.
theonion.com/point-counte...
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Point Counterpoint: Humidity
"What We Need Is More Humidity", "Humidity Must Be Destroyed"
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December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's that time of year again.
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Listen, I'd watch a Casablanca sequel with Rick and Louis going after Nazis all around the Maghreb.
2Casa2Blanca
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Listen, I'd watch a Casablanca sequel with Rick and Louis going after Nazis all around the Maghreb.
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BUTTONS MADE BY MY JAKE! Come on we’re so close!!!! Pleeeeeease!!!
Five $25 donations, and we get buttons.
This baby was coming down the American river rapids loose leaf and I was standing on one of them bridges that’s actually a four lane freeway.
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
BUTTONS MADE BY MY JAKE! Come on we’re so close!!!! Pleeeeeease!!!
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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However insane you remember The Tempest being, it is more insane than that.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
However insane you remember The Tempest being, it is more insane than that.