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That is not a small number! That is a big number!
jshoffstall.bsky.social
No, that's fair. I just never get through there without a delay less than three hours and sometimes more. I'm betting it's because EWR is never a destination for me.
jshoffstall.bsky.social
I know you're happy to be getting home, but let's agree that there's no bright side of any reality that involves EWR.
jshoffstall.bsky.social
I know folks talk about there being train autistic people and boat autistic people but let me just tell you that beer autistic people exist and that's all I'm saying about that.
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sababausa.bsky.social
The history books having to explain cartoon frog = fascist, inflatable frog = anti-fascist…
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kairyssdal.bsky.social
This is the lesson of 2025
qjurecic.bsky.social
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
jshoffstall.bsky.social
As the lord intended
jshoffstall.bsky.social
Ted Danson was friends with Alexander Kerensky, the leader of Russia's provisional government before Lenin and the Bolsheviks took power.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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simonee.bsky.social
when u think about it, nunchucks are just very chunky circular knitting needles
jshoffstall.bsky.social
If you make it just one day, you'll beat the last one by six hours. I believe in you!
jshoffstall.bsky.social
@slowseptember.bsky.social low key green dress for you
ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.
An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.
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thematzohballsoup.bsky.social
#Sacramento #art #performers,
DM to get on the guest list. Vendors and performers wanted. Remote collab opportunities available.

@ngaio420.bsky.social
A flier for SALON | ADAPTATION Nov 14 12-6 hosted by Ngaio Bealum the Dank Diplomat & Liz Awesome, Artist In Residence of Just Over There.
jshoffstall.bsky.social
I would like to be the first to congratulate @cindynorth1.bsky.social on being selected as the next prime minister of the French Fifth Republic. Right place, right time. #CindyGoesToParis
jshoffstall.bsky.social
This is a family restaurant
jshoffstall.bsky.social
I thought you were Australian.
jshoffstall.bsky.social
CASCATELLI
teganoneil5000.bsky.social
stop what you’re doing right now and give me your off the cuff absolute gut answer: which pasta shape is your ride-or-die
jshoffstall.bsky.social
"Westminster Abbey or glorious victory!"