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j west bennett
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🌴HI → 🐀NYC
comfort AND joy? in THIS economy??
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
bro… I heard you were making your Yuletide gay?
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
and just think, Rudolph was a DEI hire
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Spirted Away (2001)
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
like, rest ye merry gentlemen already. god!
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I’d guess I’m not entirely alone in having assumed it would continue to mean Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics…
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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"Did you do any dancing at your bar mitzvah, Col. Kurtz?"

"The hora... the hora..."
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
if a rich person gets hit their money should fly out everywhere like in Sonic
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Someone made a mod for Elden Ring featuring Zohran Mamdani, AOC, Cuomo, Hasan Piker, and more

we are living in an explosion of culture and media with no historical precedent
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
you mess with one of us, you mess with all 200 billion of us
no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My inexpert take: “Slop” can be used to describe those products whose features have been optimized down to the bare minimum viability, most often in service of profit motive…

1/8
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Moss
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
call that a shower leer
steam library but it’s when you read a book in the shower (i don’t recommend it)
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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“And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
they aren't normal human beings. they grew up with a concept of entitlement so pervasive that they never figured out what they might be good at contributing to human society, and it twisted their brains so badly, their synapses into misfiring so often that they're basically powerful slime molds
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“it’s a wonderful life,” huh? wow. maybe check your privilege? life isn’t so wonderful for everyone, you know
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
finally we can don us now our gay apparel in peace
Next he’ll restore daylight and blinking.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
as good a representation of the typical Millennial political arc as any
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Netscape Navigator
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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hey check this out youtu.be/CuOd_mTABn8?...
Shop 'til You Drop - No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
YouTube video by SomeMusicLayingAround
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I’ll never forget waking up at 2AM to someone blasting “Between the Bars” on a Friday

hope they’re doing well
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the crazy part is that I don’t think of “John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt” as a very common name at all
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM