jzplusplus
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Known to have cancer in the state of California (she/her)
this is very normal and good programming, I promise
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
this is very normal and good programming, I promise
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why am I eating pop tarts if not for a small package of hedonistic self indulgence
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
why am I eating pop tarts if not for a small package of hedonistic self indulgence
Love to do an EMERGENCY CODE FIX on a day off
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Love to do an EMERGENCY CODE FIX on a day off
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
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todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
todays my birthday.
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
Bostoo Yook Yarters
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Bostoo Yook Yarters
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Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a three-inch mouse effortlessly subdues a 40-pound cat, flattens him with an anvil, denounces him implicitly as a “bully, idiot, menace,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a three-inch mouse effortlessly subdues a 40-pound cat, flattens him with an anvil, denounces him implicitly as a “bully, idiot, menace,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
me to Ori: "how come you get someone to just drop food in your bowl every day, while I have to go and get my own food"
meanwhile, in my fridge there is a bowl of food that someone else brought to my house that is perfectly good to eat but I don't want it
meanwhile, in my fridge there is a bowl of food that someone else brought to my house that is perfectly good to eat but I don't want it
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
me to Ori: "how come you get someone to just drop food in your bowl every day, while I have to go and get my own food"
meanwhile, in my fridge there is a bowl of food that someone else brought to my house that is perfectly good to eat but I don't want it
meanwhile, in my fridge there is a bowl of food that someone else brought to my house that is perfectly good to eat but I don't want it
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it's ok to worship false idols ironically. god can see what's in your heart so he knows when you're doing a bit even if it's really deadpan. he can tell you're worshipping all like "check it out, i'm these guys: duhhh i love fake ass pagan crap!" god's up there going OOOOH like he's at a rap battle
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My grandfather taught me how to hunt Pop-Tarts. He'd take me out into the forests of Maine, show me their crumbly scat and the broken branches from their awkward, rectangular ambulation. I remember the first time he had me take the shot, the unaware pastry centered in my rifle's scope.
My eyes close as a wave of nostalgia for the great pop tart hunt of 1986 washes over me. Those were the days. Riding our bikes along the dry creek bed where the strawberry frosted double packs nestled together in the twilight, the scent of warm sugar and anticipation in the air.
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 8:23 PM
My grandfather taught me how to hunt Pop-Tarts. He'd take me out into the forests of Maine, show me their crumbly scat and the broken branches from their awkward, rectangular ambulation. I remember the first time he had me take the shot, the unaware pastry centered in my rifle's scope.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
People say “ew, this restaurant’s food is frozen” as if I wouldn’t pay $20 for a microwaved Digiornio pizza without having to go home and do it myself
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
People say “ew, this restaurant’s food is frozen” as if I wouldn’t pay $20 for a microwaved Digiornio pizza without having to go home and do it myself
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we're performing LIVE in TWO DAYS!! in san francisco!!
join me & aivi and a host of fantastic acts for a daytime show (kid friendly!) where we will be performing classical fusion music at syzygy SF!
check out the details here, & hope to see you there! syzygysf.com/events/wisdo...
join me & aivi and a host of fantastic acts for a daytime show (kid friendly!) where we will be performing classical fusion music at syzygy SF!
check out the details here, & hope to see you there! syzygysf.com/events/wisdo...
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
we're performing LIVE in TWO DAYS!! in san francisco!!
join me & aivi and a host of fantastic acts for a daytime show (kid friendly!) where we will be performing classical fusion music at syzygy SF!
check out the details here, & hope to see you there! syzygysf.com/events/wisdo...
join me & aivi and a host of fantastic acts for a daytime show (kid friendly!) where we will be performing classical fusion music at syzygy SF!
check out the details here, & hope to see you there! syzygysf.com/events/wisdo...
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stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
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every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
PSKY'S ATTORNEYS: $WBD "appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process, thereby abdicating its duties to stockholders, and embarked on a myopic process with a predetermined outcome that favors a single bidder .."
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Paramount questions Warner Bros. Discovery on 'fairness and adequacy' of sale process: Read the full letter
Paramount attorneys sent a letter to Warner Bros. Discovery questioning whether its acting in the best interest of shareholders.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
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This bit made me lol
Great stuff as usual from Kaile
Great stuff as usual from Kaile
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This bit made me lol
Great stuff as usual from Kaile
Great stuff as usual from Kaile
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“I feel like a ghost gun should turn people into ghosts”
“…like a gun”
“…like a gun”
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
“I feel like a ghost gun should turn people into ghosts”
“…like a gun”
“…like a gun”
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse