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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
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Do they sell them with rando jizz
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Do they sell them with rando jizz
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Desperately need a supercut of all the ways they have pronounced Mariota tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Desperately need a supercut of all the ways they have pronounced Mariota tonight.
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Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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Ken Jennings: What it's called when a federal agent asks for your papers because you're brown. Also what the 8 justices say to Brett after shotgunning 5 beers before getting on the bench
Me: What is "Kavanaugh Stop"
Ken: You control the board
Me: I gotta ask you about the penis mightier
Me: What is "Kavanaugh Stop"
Ken: You control the board
Me: I gotta ask you about the penis mightier
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ken Jennings: What it's called when a federal agent asks for your papers because you're brown. Also what the 8 justices say to Brett after shotgunning 5 beers before getting on the bench
Me: What is "Kavanaugh Stop"
Ken: You control the board
Me: I gotta ask you about the penis mightier
Me: What is "Kavanaugh Stop"
Ken: You control the board
Me: I gotta ask you about the penis mightier
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They're calling him the most French man in history
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A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
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Read my eyewitness account: www.treadbylee.com/p/after-just...
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Read my eyewitness account: www.treadbylee.com/p/after-just...
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i cooked dinner for a law enforcement officer’s wife last night actually 👮🏻♂️ i urge all citizens to do the same
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
trib.al
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i cooked dinner for a law enforcement officer’s wife last night actually 👮🏻♂️ i urge all citizens to do the same
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Wife: Sam locking up the Libertarian vote because there's no age of consent with a chatbot
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wife: Sam locking up the Libertarian vote because there's no age of consent with a chatbot
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You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
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D1,014,905 - issued in 2024 for a design for a "a space werewolf killing inflatable costume." #DesignPatents
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
D1,014,905 - issued in 2024 for a design for a "a space werewolf killing inflatable costume." #DesignPatents
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that is called jacking off
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
that is called jacking off
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"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"treat your men as your own beloved sons and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
- sun tzu; the art of war
"what is this faggot shit?! you're a warfighter, son! hit him! hit him!! drop and give me fifty, fat boy!"
- pete hegseth; podcaster
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showing trump an episode of mobile suit gundam and convincing him we need to catch up to japan's military
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
showing trump an episode of mobile suit gundam and convincing him we need to catch up to japan's military
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my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
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The end of the segment where Cheryl Reeve dropped 3 f-bombs that aired live on ESPN prompting Buccigross to refer to it as a walkoff hat trick of f-bombs
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The end of the segment where Cheryl Reeve dropped 3 f-bombs that aired live on ESPN prompting Buccigross to refer to it as a walkoff hat trick of f-bombs
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NEW: Hawaii's Supreme Court keeps releasing opinions that denounce the U.S. Supreme Court.
The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.
The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:
The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.
The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:
Hawaii Supreme Court Expands Rights of Defendants, and Once Again Rebukes SCOTUS - Bolts
Hawaii justices ruled that their state constitution requires police to record interrogations. And they vowed to protect due process for Hawaiians—unlike, they said, the Roberts Court.
boltsmag.org
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
NEW: Hawaii's Supreme Court keeps releasing opinions that denounce the U.S. Supreme Court.
The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.
The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't:
The latest? A new ruling that requires the police to record all interrogations from now on.
The author took it as an opportunity to say Hawaii's court will protect due process—while SCOTUS isn't: