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Kai David
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When I’m President, we will review the last 5 years of social media content from anyone traveling to the US, and we won’t let anyone in that doesn’t have at least 7 posts regarding “Why are Americans so stupid”
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The gig, as they say, is up.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I’m President, FIFA will have to give me an EGOT
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just want one White House reporter to ask Trump to draw a clock
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Obviously Dano could never measure up to the legendary actor who played “White Man Who Keeps Using the N-Word”
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Who do I contact to let me write the Lizza/Nuzzi/RGK Jr. movie in the style of I, Tonya
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"… in the present instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware …."
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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RIP Tom Stoppard.

Hardly his most important work, but I remember having my mind blown by learning he had rewritten most of the dialogue on INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, one of the funniest movies ever made
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Those are made at the Rochester Tailored Clothing factory in Rochester, NY (formerly known as the Hickey Freeman factory before they offshored production). This is a unionized workforce with immigrants from around the world, some of whom have been with the factory for 50+ years.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I'm also surprised that Roger went with a Hong Kong factory (I called the factory today to confirm). If MAGA is about making America great again through reindustrialization, why not use a US factory? Over at O'Connell's, you can find MiUSA tailoring for half of Roger's prices
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Brief note: I legitimately know someone who died from the COVID vaccine. But I also know he had a specific condition and likely wouldn’t have survived COVID itself. And I also know the overall statistics show the vaccine as being safer than the illness. Personal experience doesn’t trump data
We’ve gone from requiring rigorous scientific evidence to “I know a guy”
Studies and data don’t matter at the FDA.

He just knows!
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The FBI spent a million dollars redacting powerful men's names from the Epstein files. The victims? Twenty-eight names in one document alone unredacted, exposed, hunted down by reporters in front of their children. Privacy, it seems, is reserved for those who can afford to return the favor.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The climate crisis won’t wait and neither will we. With this team, we’ll meet it head-on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
4 part 1 is the best of them. You got C-section by vampire bite. You got awkward abortion debate. You got slow-mo meet-cute where one of the romantic interests is a baby. S-Tier trash, the Congo of the 2010s, no notes.
no one talks about how Twilight is one of the more amusing film experiences of our era

would have watched earlier if i knew it was going to be this (unintentionally) funny lol
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A bit late to this, but 28 Years Later is so, so great, just unrelentingly top-tier — until the very end when what can only be described as a B-level Pokemon villain team inexplicably shows up? What? Why? Whyyyy? 📽️
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Any AI should be required to get explicit permission before it can be trained using anyone’s art/thoughts/whatever. Anything short of that is plagiarism
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Friendly reminder: Fuck TurboTax and don’t give them a single cent of your hard-earned cash
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Two arguments for this: 1) the timing regarding insurance premiums, 2) the Epstein files. I don’t buy either, but they’re at least somewhat compelling compared to “It didn’t work”. People placed the blame on Republicans; having Thnksgvng airport shutdowns blamed on them would’ve been huge
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pauline Kael nailed 2001. “It’s a monumentally unimaginative movie”
Maybe I'm crazy but 2001: A Space Odyssey is such an annoying movie. The long whines and horns mixed with 4-minute long beats of silence while showing us space is probably meant to make the viewer uncomfortable but instead it just makes me wanna turn it off.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Jamelle was cooking.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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BREAKING: Twenty-four survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s crimes have issued an emotional and urgent appeal to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives, demanding that Congress vote to release the long-awaited Epstein files. meidasnews.com/news/survivo...
meidasnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The beginning 15 minutes are slow, the last 10 minutes are muddled, and there are a handful of rough lines, but for the most part, Wright’s The Running Man is excellent and the perfect film for this moment in American history
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM