Karnak, Fully Catalouged Word Monster
@karnak.bsky.social
Video (Board, Card, &Tabletop) game player, husband, BS History, MA Humanities, Soon to be MLIS, Library Associate. GWJer, He/Him, BLM, Trans Rights
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IRL side quests are like “match all of your socks” and you don’t get any xp or gold for completing them.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
IRL side quests are like “match all of your socks” and you don’t get any xp or gold for completing them.
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Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
I love so much of this old soul's content, but this one evoked warm memories of my grandmother's house. So much class and style. We should be reviving these styles and recycling these cards so that AI slop may wither and die.
youtube.com/shorts/cOKFh...
youtube.com/shorts/cOKFh...
When Christmas Cards Were Cool
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
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December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I love so much of this old soul's content, but this one evoked warm memories of my grandmother's house. So much class and style. We should be reviving these styles and recycling these cards so that AI slop may wither and die.
youtube.com/shorts/cOKFh...
youtube.com/shorts/cOKFh...
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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I would like to point out that "people speaking different languages" picked the cotton, settled the west, pioneered the farms, laid the railroads, built New York City, and created every food that is worth eating in this country. And so does your wife, J.D.
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I would like to point out that "people speaking different languages" picked the cotton, settled the west, pioneered the farms, laid the railroads, built New York City, and created every food that is worth eating in this country. And so does your wife, J.D.
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Looking up at the stars, I know quite well
That, for all they care, I can go to hell,
But on earth indifference is the least
We have to dread from man or beast.
…
If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.
~ W. H. Auden
That, for all they care, I can go to hell,
But on earth indifference is the least
We have to dread from man or beast.
…
If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.
~ W. H. Auden
July 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Looking up at the stars, I know quite well
That, for all they care, I can go to hell,
But on earth indifference is the least
We have to dread from man or beast.
…
If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.
~ W. H. Auden
That, for all they care, I can go to hell,
But on earth indifference is the least
We have to dread from man or beast.
…
If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.
~ W. H. Auden
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
Hour 2 of waiting, at the shop, for tires to be installed. I don't know what circle of Hell this is, but it's about be the Wood of the *content redacted*
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hour 2 of waiting, at the shop, for tires to be installed. I don't know what circle of Hell this is, but it's about be the Wood of the *content redacted*
My musical tastes always seem bland at the end of year review because my tastes trend towards my emotional needs and this year it's been consistent. Apparently my emotions need Glen Miller and Bach, with Gorillaz and Radiohead thrown in to make me seem spicy. Which they might have, 20 years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My musical tastes always seem bland at the end of year review because my tastes trend towards my emotional needs and this year it's been consistent. Apparently my emotions need Glen Miller and Bach, with Gorillaz and Radiohead thrown in to make me seem spicy. Which they might have, 20 years ago.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
here's an updated guide on how to remove all of the AI from Firefox
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Here's the true heart of the matter.
bsky.app/profile/cait...
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Here's the true heart of the matter.
bsky.app/profile/cait...
bsky.app/profile/cait...
What is your favorite piece of holiday media and why was it invariably created by Jim Henson? (I kid... but seriously, Emmet Otter, Muppet Family a Christmas *and* Muppet Christmas Carol? Talk about a stacked deck)
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What is your favorite piece of holiday media and why was it invariably created by Jim Henson? (I kid... but seriously, Emmet Otter, Muppet Family a Christmas *and* Muppet Christmas Carol? Talk about a stacked deck)
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One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One of the things about trust is that it is efficient. It saves you having to invest a lot of time and effort in verification, and if placed in the right places, saves you a lot of pain.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
"The diseases will do the education" is what we get when we don't trust.
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In any other administration, a Cabinet member posting something like this would have been a weeks to month long scandal on 24/7 news networks with everyone screaming for the president to remove them or impeachment would happen for that secretary's removal.
Instead? It's just another Sunday night.
Instead? It's just another Sunday night.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
In any other administration, a Cabinet member posting something like this would have been a weeks to month long scandal on 24/7 news networks with everyone screaming for the president to remove them or impeachment would happen for that secretary's removal.
Instead? It's just another Sunday night.
Instead? It's just another Sunday night.
I am so stressed I can feel it on the hairs of my neck.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I am so stressed I can feel it on the hairs of my neck.
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
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@karnak.bsky.social has swears! They've used 124 profanities in their last 1,137 posts.
🥇 "hell" (18 times)
🥈 "damn" (17 times)
🥉 "shit" (17 times)
🥇 "hell" (18 times)
🥈 "damn" (17 times)
🥉 "shit" (17 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@karnak.bsky.social has swears! They've used 124 profanities in their last 1,137 posts.
🥇 "hell" (18 times)
🥈 "damn" (17 times)
🥉 "shit" (17 times)
🥇 "hell" (18 times)
🥈 "damn" (17 times)
🥉 "shit" (17 times)