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keir
@keiraslan.bsky.social
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Canadian in Glasgow 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
This will likely be a place for cat pics and Buddhism, with a side of lefty politics and feminism.

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keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · Oct 14
Being a person is hard and I for one do not get enough credit
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merriam-webster.com
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
keiraslan.bsky.social
It’s nearly two in the morning and I can hear every second arrow I have ever owned going kachink kachink directly into my chest. I should go to bed. Goodnight nerds.
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
keiraslan.bsky.social
“You should meditate.” Excuse me I have been avoiding my feelings for a REASON and now that I have marinated in them for a half hour I am SAD.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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debjitduttaart.bsky.social
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
Medieval Torture Museum connects the dots like chefskiss
Shackles are still used throughout the world to bind the hands and feet of prisoners. The earliest examples date back to the Bronze Age. A modern version of shackles are police handcuffs.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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innes.bsky.social
not knowing it's St Andrews day until it happens is scottish culture
Headline: 4 in 10 Scots don't know the date of St Andrew's Day
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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redscharlach.bsky.social
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
A small cartoon version of the ceramic Mongolian hedgehog shown in the quoted post. Behind him is the word AHHH in very large lettering. The caption under him says "just keep screaming".
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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debbieohi.com
If you love a book, write a nice review. It gives the author encouragement for bad days when they want to take up scorpion petting. - @lianabrooks.bsky.social

#BookSky #KidLit #BookPromo
Handwritten quote on a white sheet with an illustrated face at the bottom and pink hearts around the text. The quote reads: "If you love a book, write a nice review. It gives the author encouragement for bad days when they want to take up scorpion petting." — Liana Brooks
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Sending a Telepresence Robot to Thanksgiving this year
A family having turkey dinner looking too perfect, smiling, stock photo vibes, behind the grandfather is an Ava Robotics Telepresence Robot with a giant screen and Webcam, Weeder's disheveled avi is displayed, he is way too close to the camera on his end.
November 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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nikostratis.com
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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patrickharvie.bsky.social
Due to extra business in Parliament, this debate will be beginning in a few minutes. You can watch live on the link below.
parliament.scot The Scottish Parliament @parliament.scot · 8d
In his Members' Business today, Patrick Harvie MSP will lead a debate on the unacceptable waiting times for accessing gender identity clinics.

📑 Full motion: https://ow.ly/tIUJ50XwYom

📺 Watch live from 5:10pm: https://ow.ly/6jjW50XwYn3
Graphic displaying a photograph of Patrick Harvie MSP, alongside text that repeats the information from the post.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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weirdlilguys.bsky.social
@baapi-makwa my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags @quillusquillus the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
keiraslan.bsky.social
Bothering @weeble.bsky.social 🥰
Text message: Oh hey it’s a month until Christmas. Response: Oh hey die in a fire <user was banned for this message>
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
keiraslan.bsky.social
Do you think Netflix has someone assigned to monitor my mental health yet? “Guys she’s watching Heartstopper again, stand by…”
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
keiraslan.bsky.social
Una’s nickname was the Poopsmith when she went through her explosive-diarrhea-throughout-the-flat phase before we figured out she was allergic to everything.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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lucyknisley.bsky.social
I found a big sign at the thrift shop with some live/laugh/love stuff on it, so I painted over that with my to-do list. Feel free to make it yours, too.
A painted pink, black and white sign that reads: To Do Build community Shop small and local Speak up and speak out Practice empathy Protect the vulnerable Give to good causes Care for the earth Be brave and loving Investigate Read and listen Abide no fascism
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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phylan.website
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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jlp.systems
Cats are fucking NEATO
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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jamellebouie.net
me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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sarahmay1.bsky.social
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
Screenshot of a report on the BBC News website (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0y07959djo) original headline reads: Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance I have scrubbed out the word Trans The headline is above an image of a sign for toilets from Getty images The BBC staff are: Alison Holt Social affairs editor @AlisonHoltBBC Ewan Somerville Kate Whannel Political reporter
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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weeble.bsky.social
"BiOloGicAL mAle whO iDenTifiEs aS a wOmaN"
Look out she's gonna digest you with her enzymes.
A small red ink doodle of Annette, with glasses, fangs, a pulsating globule of liquid instead of hair, a large clawed hand and a biological cloud of tiny particles, many of them the "male" symbol. She looks cute and quizzical rather than entirely monstrous.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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cjciaramella.bsky.social
This quote below is from Tom Murton, who was hired in the 1960s to reform Arkansas' worst prison. The governor fired him less than a year later after he started excavating unmarked graves of murdered inmates and inviting national media to write about it. Ended up running a duck farm.
"Integrity is not a very marketable commodity, and the career crusader is not self-sustaining. The true reformer must accept each challenge with the knowledge that ultimately he will be consumed in the process. The cynic quickly steps forward to pose the question: 'Is it worth it?' And by his answer, each man not only determines his destiny, but also declares his view of man."
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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ronanfarrow.bsky.social
Someone is buying up American starter homes and pricing you out. But it’s not who you’ve been told. #EconSky #Housing #PolSky #RonanFarrow
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM