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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

A lifetime of experience

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

The Hare She Led On

THE HARE SHE WENT ON
Stella Sacco
I sat down to write something like
"I would have begged
If you had just asked me to.
But you didn't."

Three lines!
That would've hit.
People love those pithy little poems
And my stuff runs a little long (Or so every editor I've ever had
Has told me with some exasperation).

But.
Thing is.
I don't think I actually would've begged
Even if you had asked me.
I don't think I would've,
Like,
Rolled around in my own piss and shit for you
Like a fucking dog.

In our ancestral seat
There was a famous greyhound,
Master of the racetrack,
Who even impressed the Queen.
And after he died
They discovered his heart
Was twice as big as it should've been.

I know I have his big stupid simple heart, Two sizes too big,
Worked to death,
Aching to please and be pleased,
But my knees are all mine
And they just ache.

Dad would say
"If you have to ask the price
Then you can't afford it."
I'd say,
"If you get asked to beg,
Then the price is just too high."

But still.
You could have asked.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

Zach
@zach116.bsky.social • 1d
Show this post to your mother if you believe it is something acceptable to say to a stranger

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempr... • 1d
You are a waste of time for everyone you know. You are merely tolerated. Never fully embraced. And fuck your flags in bio nonsense

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempronouns... • 1d
You know what? Bet. One sec

Kim Williams @towandakim.bsky.social • 1d
Hi there, Grey's mother here. I've always been proud of my kiddo. The free thinking was hard during teen years because I had some growing up to do. I support whatever opinion or stance Grey takes, with respect, whether I agree or disagree with it. Always proud to see a display of 1st Amendment.

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempronouns... • 1d
Holy shit Zach my mom just joined Bluesky specifically to prove you wrong

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Dec 31

r/realestate

AITA? My (35M) client (824M) wants to hold mental and sexual dominion over my wife (25F) and insists I permitted it in a contract

⬆️2931

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 5d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 4d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Gus @kerago.bsky.social · 1d

If you are in America then your supply chain is likely all messed up due to workers being targeted by ICE, so your veg ain't fresh

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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the Portland way.

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 2d

Are "a $1tn network of deals" and "a growing web of financial dependencies" the same thing as a Ponzi scheme?

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 2d

How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals on.ft.com/4q0tjCV

How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals

The company behind ChatGPT has signed agreements with many of the largest tech groups, adding to a growing web of financial dependencies across the AI world

on.ft.com

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 2d

"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 2d

TRACY: New York City needs another 9/11.
GRIZZ: Why would you say something like that?
TRACY: I’m sick of having to go to midtown for a Big Gulp!
GRIZZ: Tray, 9/11 was the day Osama bin Laden killed 3000 people.
TRACY: Osama did that? Damn. I told him not to take so many double shifts at the 9/11.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 2d

B plot is Tracy finding out about 9/11, which he’d never heard of before

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 2d

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2d

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 4d

There seems to be some argument in the replies so let's declare I am team 'I accept that a guy currently not obeying crew instructions should not control an exit row'

Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 4d

This is absolutely wild. I’m on a cross country flight. We are being diverted midway through to Denver. The reason? Some dude is sitting in the exit row who didn’t pay the $155 fee and he refuses to move back to his seat.

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Stupidcomputer @stupidcomputer.bsky.social · 4d

I can't believe I thought just a few years ago that the world would not get dumber after NFTs

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Rocky Swift @rockyswift.bsky.social · 4d

Alongside Ukrainian sumo superstar Aonishiki.

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Gus @kerago.bsky.social · 6d

I will eat every scrap of cartilage available to me via wings, drumsticks, ribs, whatever

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 6d

I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears

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Dr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 6d

If we reject doxxing because it risks violence/vandalism against those we are aligned with, follow, love, are partial to, vote for, believe in, & respect, it must be the same yardstick for everyone. I've studied doxxing in NZ for years, & have always proactively warned folks targeted, & at risk.

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Gus @kerago.bsky.social · 7d

Boy dinner

A plate of home made baked chicken wings coated with chilli powder, served with a mint yogurt dip and cucumber chunks

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brutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 7d

Why does a protocol need a chief executive officer anyway? “Hello, I am the ceo of html,” a statement made by the utterly deranged

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