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Boring old queer trans guy. Currently in a war with squirrels for my garden. I will talk about that endlessly.
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Never have a circular, steel-cutting saw when you need one.
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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FEMA doesn't seem like a big deal, I suppose, until you've been without power, water, and cell service for weeks. There will be only more weather disasters, and not only will people suffer, people will become all the more radicalized to join right-wing groups, bc that's whose out there helping.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This is what it feels like as you get on in age.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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So Campbell's fired the "Our soup is for poor people!" guy
youtube.com/shorts/OfA18...
CAMPBELL’S SOUP LIED!
YouTube video by The Food Theorists
youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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What a fucking coward baby dipshit you have to be to just open your window and indiscriminately spray pepper spray out into the air. You’re too terrified to get out of your car. I hope it floated back into their faces.
Minnesotans face off against ICE as they target Somalis.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This is ICE harassing people in Elgin, Illinois on 12-06-2025.
The people didn’t roll over and take it.
It took 20 agents to take in one person. They’re afraid.

#Pinks #ProudBlue #FuckICE
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just what the fuck is happening?! Like yes, the US did it, but fucking what?!
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I hate that apps, websites, and services just change things up willy nilly, with no warning. The same service etc you have used for years will just up and shift icons, where things are at, etc.

I know I hate change, but sometimes a bit of warning would be nice.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Youtube I closed that video because I didn't want to watch it, not because i was hoping to see a smaller version of it still playing in the corner of my screen.

If you told me everything google did was designed around how to piss me off, I would believe it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So my garden is done for the year, and I have learned that my new hardware cloth, 1/2" X 1/2" square metal mesh did, indeed, keep the squirrels and cats out. Now the squirrels and cats lounge on top of the thing, but I can live with that.
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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New pathfinder dragon book confirms, dragons keep kobolds just cause they’re cute.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Gay kobolds (they tails are wrapped together)
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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"But what does that say about my job if a machine that's wrong 75% of the time can do for me and no one notices?"

Hi, you are participating in the most inefficient and needlessly cruel version of UBI possible.
this is similar to what I've come to think of as the "reverse turing test"

when people find synthetic text is "good enough" to complete a task (homework, business report, email) it doesn't mean the machine is smart. it means they were asked to produce something that didn't matter

it's diagnostic
So similarly, when we see people who prefer ChatGPT or a similar synthetic text extruding machine as a source of medical information, that means those are people who are under-served in the current system.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My coworkers were shocked I am still not buying at Starbucks becuase of the strikes. Like coffee at Starbucks is a luxury item I don't need to survive, and I would rather it be provided by workers that are treated better.
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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#ICYMI: ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detailed the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the Trump administration’s cuts to an aid program.

(Published Oct. 2025)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point.
paletteswap.site/dif...
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Garbage in, garbage out, back in again, and out, endlessly expanding in bubbling waves. The "public sphere" is fast becoming a grotesque toxic cesspool -- and there's little effort being made to contain and limit it.

In fact, it's as if the overwhelming public policy consensus is to accelerate it
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM