i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

Can confirm; I’ve begun this way for years and it’s done wonders for both my health and my writing!!!

I don’t know why I make myself know these things anymore, but definitely just found out that a listing last year for a creative writer at the *ASSISTANT PROFESSOR LEVEL* was filled by someone with five (5) books. What are we even doing here, fam

i dunno it's kind of weird and sad that i'm taking solace from being pandered to by a dictionary but i guess that's where we are and i must admit it is nice to be pandered to sometimes

pausing a moment to daydream of a world where every trump-affiliated property changes its name or is razed because people won't stop treating it the way his fans treat the emmett till memorial

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

This is in (incredibly swift) response to the govt giving permission to the postal service to *end home mail delivery completely.*

And again!!
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Did weekly annotations last year as a version of this and man, same

Apropos of nothing but is there something about being an eyebrowless white guy that makes you more likely to be a sociopathic billionaire? Thiel, Zuck, Altman. Not an eyebrow between them. What gives

I think if you're GWAR, having Libs of TikTok introduce you to her entire dingbat audience is probably the best thing that could possibly happen

dudes rock

I take public transportation a lot, and I have now gone weeks without a single trip in which someone isn’t playing something on their phone at full volume sans headphones. Normalize hitting people that do this on the head with a section of pool noodle until they stop

Considered doing this earlier today but the reading in question is Proust. I *cannot* be that guy

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

Every single interaction with this post — replies, QTs — is perfect. I for one thinks it looks like pistachio pudding, which I like, and so is causing me some pretty hilarious cognitive dissonance

I scream
You scream
The ice scream screams
Stop eating it
It's sentient

this exists it is called thinking

Look I am an English and creative writing professor; 20% of my students really ARE trans and you know what. It rules

I think they should have a parallel show called Stupid Andor that's about all the stuff going on at the same time that would have been too stupid to put in Andor and would have ruined the vibe (Jar Jar stuff, Palpatine meetings) but also a smart person could come up with something interesting about

In Tagalog, an equivalent phrase to "Jesus take the wheel" (for leaving things to fate) is "leave it all to Batman" (Bahala na si Batman)