Astros Matt returns
@kraniumkracka.bsky.social
Dance Dad, Texas Ex, Astros, Geophysics, Nerd, Screwston
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
@edzitron.com really came for me last week
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
@edzitron.com really came for me last week
Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
Not everything from the 00’s is worth the nostalgia
Kangaroo Jack Official Trailer!
YouTube video by isthemoviegood
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Not everything from the 00’s is worth the nostalgia
$56 for the Spring Training 5950 should be considered extortion. Seriously f*** these people in the neck
February 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
$56 for the Spring Training 5950 should be considered extortion. Seriously f*** these people in the neck
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you got any games on your phone?
February 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
you got any games on your phone?
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Now live on @bigwestdugout.bsky.social, my takeaways from the Opening weekend series between UC San Diego and No. 1 UCLA, featuring Steele Murdock, Michael Crossland, and others.
bigwestdugout.com/2026/02/16/o...
bigwestdugout.com/2026/02/16/o...
Opening Weekend Evaluator’s Notebook: UCSD at UCLA
After what seemed like an endless winter, the college baseball season is upon us, and I was present in Westwood for the first two games of UC San Diego’s opening series against the number one…
bigwestdugout.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Now live on @bigwestdugout.bsky.social, my takeaways from the Opening weekend series between UC San Diego and No. 1 UCLA, featuring Steele Murdock, Michael Crossland, and others.
bigwestdugout.com/2026/02/16/o...
bigwestdugout.com/2026/02/16/o...
Tom DeLonge’s great grandmother?
Metallurgist Constance Tipper was born #OTD in 1894.
Her groundbreaking work on the brittle fracture of metals saved countless lives during #WWII & laid foundational principles for modern fracture mechanics. First female FT faculty member at Cambridge Dept of Engineering (1949). #WomenInSTEM (1/2)
Her groundbreaking work on the brittle fracture of metals saved countless lives during #WWII & laid foundational principles for modern fracture mechanics. First female FT faculty member at Cambridge Dept of Engineering (1949). #WomenInSTEM (1/2)
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Tom DeLonge’s great grandmother?
Oh my god I want to scream
My friend @siggyscorp.bsky.social fixed up my dads gameboy from when he was a kid and it's cool being able to play this thing and games I've only ever seen in ads or videos lol
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Oh my god I want to scream
@pablo.show are you planning to do a show and tell episode with Mark Cuban? Let him turn the docs over and read them himself!
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
@pablo.show are you planning to do a show and tell episode with Mark Cuban? Let him turn the docs over and read them himself!
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I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on
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It should’ve stayed in 2025!!!
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It should’ve stayed in 2025!!!
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
Dallas continues to be the worst.
I would not be surprised if they murdered JFK too
Meet the elite Texans who enabled and associated with Jeffrey Epstein (Houston Chronicle)
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Meet the elite Texans who enabled and associated with Jeffrey Epstein (Houston Chronicle)
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
When Jeffrey Epstein needed help, he turned to these Texas elites
DOJ-released documents highlight Epstein's close ties to powerful and famous Texans.
www.chron.com
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Dallas continues to be the worst.
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Kids after saying 6-7:
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Kids after saying 6-7:
Went to the all you can eat sushi tonight and saw two celebrities though they weren’t there together. Wild.
February 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Went to the all you can eat sushi tonight and saw two celebrities though they weren’t there together. Wild.
Wow
An old Street Fighter themed Valentine's card I made. Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Wow
Dude is so cool even this should chart
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime show but it’s just every time he said “Ey!”
YouTube video by Sports AniMEMEtion
youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Dude is so cool even this should chart
He has searched the depths of Legal Arguments
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
He has searched the depths of Legal Arguments
I think Mark Cuban actually does care if Ballmer is guilty.
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I think Mark Cuban actually does care if Ballmer is guilty.
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This week’s goblin time
is for the lovers
is for the lovers
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This week’s goblin time
is for the lovers
is for the lovers
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Make sure you have the parasitic wasp “domesticated” virus castration discussion as part of your family planning today!
A parasitic wasp castrates its moth larvae hosts by injecting them with a ‘domesticated’ virus that causes cells in the larvae’s testes to die
go.nature.com/4aPzjbR
go.nature.com/4aPzjbR
Parasitic wasps use tamed virus to castrate caterpillars
A virus that became integrated into the wasp genome long ago is useful for subduing moth larvae.
go.nature.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Make sure you have the parasitic wasp “domesticated” virus castration discussion as part of your family planning today!
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going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
Looks Aren’t Everything? Clavicular Begs to Differ.
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character
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For those of you posting this Free Speech Guy meme,
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
For those of you posting this Free Speech Guy meme,
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.