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kruella de chill
@kruelladechill.bsky.social
sometimes dead serious. sometimes alive silly.
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going on adventures together, separately
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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The US TikTok sale has been signed. The company will be controlled by a joint venture including Oracle, Silver Lake, Andreessen Horowitz, Abu Dhabi-based MGX. Adding a UAE company really makes it clear that this was never about national security concerns.

www.axios.com/2025/12/18/t...
Scoop: TikTok signs deal for sale of U.S. unit after yearslong saga
The deal would end a yearslong saga to force TikTok's Chinese parent ByteDance to sell the company's U.S. operation.
www.axios.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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For generations people “cut off” parents by moving away and mailing them a card once a year. Travel and long distance phone calls were expensive; distance effectively cut people off w/o being so explicit.

The difference now is that communication is cheap so cutting them off requires being explicit.
There's no hard data, so it's impossible to know for sure, but I suspect the number of adult children cutting off their parents isn't significantly higher than it used to be, and what's actually new is that the children are now explaining it in therapy terms rather than simply ceasing contact.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
sometimes i create notes with zero context which baffle me when i find them years later. this was created in 2021—wtf was i thinking about?
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
pinning this on my tl until i can remember where i read the piece about chatgpt-ese being nigerian english when it was being discredited for using inflated english: 'no one talks that way'

re: supposed overuse of the word 'delve'
One thing that irks me about the "ChatGPT writes like me" piece is that it (surprisingly!) does not mention the actual Kenyans who built ChatGPT - the freelancers & academic writers from low income areas who were exploited and abused by the company in order to create that cadence.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
my equivalent of a mind palace is something i refer to as a mind garden. i regularly walk through the jungles and lush fields of exuberant flowers of thoughts that i have cultivated over the years.
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
reflecting on the wisdom of Nigerian Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka, who has often mused that life’s beauty lies in knowing when to let go.
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
JOMO (joy of missing out) for me
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
get you a santa in the streets and a krampus in the sheets
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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current bedside table aesthetic. def needs a tidy. drop yours.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
current bedside table aesthetic. def needs a tidy. drop yours.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
draw me like one of your french girls
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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"And right there is the punchline to this long, historical joke... The machine, in its quest to sound authoritative, ended up sounding like a KCPE graduate who scored an 'A' in English Composition. It replicated the linguistic ghost of the British Empire."

marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
my 3yo just asked me why my mum is not nice to me and i'm just 😭😭

i wish i knew babygirl
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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This seems fine.
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
vibe spelling
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Peter Cat Recording Co.
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
casually making my way through the cia reading room
www.cia.gov/readingroom/
www.cia.gov
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Today, DWI publishes a powerful essay by @mgasia.bsky.social, who works impersonating an AI sex companion: data-workers.org/michael/

This piece offers a rare glimpse into the psychological and economic realities behind one of the fastest-growing sectors: AI-assisted intimacy.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🎶goodness gracious, oozing bones of santa🎶
Not now, bones of Santa
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM