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Kyle Conrad
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I make awesome things.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Cmon bro, please just one more U.S. backed regime change in Latin America
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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When they say “a free democratic Venezuela,” as I have heard CNN contributors mouth over the past half hour, they mean “a capitalist Venezuela.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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I don't want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Gotham City is without its Batman following the election of a new socialist mayor, just as many local billionaires promised to leave town.
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January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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This country is deeply, deeply racist. I cannot figure out why it's so hard for people to accept the fact that tens of millions of people voted for Trump because he said he was going to deport 11 million people as a key campaign pledge and they wanted 11 million people deported.
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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How can anyone know what people “implicitly added” in their heads? And how does them rationalizing the literal words being told to them make it not true that they voted on the words?
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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What do you mean it isn’t true? Which part isn’t true? That he ran on mass deportation? Because he literally did. Or that voters didn’t vote on that? Because that’s a major claim that should be backed by evidence.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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the last one is something i couldn't come up with if i had unlimited red bull and peyote. a woman who is upset about the cruelty of the deportations but appreciates how it is good for her husband, whose job is adjacent to carrying them out.
Trump’s approval is under 40% so naturally the New York Times found a whole bunch of people that support or defend what he’s doing, including a Kamala 2024 voter who regrets his vote lmao
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
idc I’m excited for the Stranger Things finale
December 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Marty Supreme is an absolute banger
December 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I need everyone to look at the height markings in this image
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
and Tiny Tim
WHO DID NOT DIE
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Article 22 is a jewelry company that repurposes Vietnam War shrapnel and battlefield debris. A portion of their profits goes to the Mine Advisory Group, which works to remove landmines still left in Laos (they've removed more than 300k mines!). I like the company's "Shard" necklace collection.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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my most boomer-coded belief is that cigarettes belong in a bar more than a newborn baby does
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my designer brain is going absolutely nuts right now
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fallout season 2 episode 1: hell yeah
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM