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Lance Coviello
@lancecoviello.bsky.social
Father, TV Editor, Mumbler. Was once on the Jumbotron at Yankee Stadium. Receiver of an 83 minute ovation at Cannes. He/him
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The Roku channel has a 24/7 American Gladiators channel going. Showing in order with practically no commercials.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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When I say I want "time with the bros" I need you to know that this is what I mean.
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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BREAKING: Mikie Sherrill (D) wins governor's race in New Jersey - DDHQ
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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1. You can't even get hot food on SNAP, much less use it for nails or "weave". It doesn't work like a credit card. Items that do not qualify do not ring up.

2. Let's call a spade a spade. That right there was not a dog whistle. It is old school pure uncut Reagan era racism. What he said was RACIST.
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.

SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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people in Portland are taking down ICE with what looks like a party from Chrono Trigger
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Mega Maid (Spaceballs, 1987) remains Trump's most representative design, with its beautiful symbol used for the worst (sexism + violence).
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Trump’s allies now control X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, & TikTok.

They own Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ & NY Post.

They own Sinclair Broadcasting which has 200 tv stations and local news in 100 markets.

“Freedom of speech” is now what Trump and his billionaire pals say it is.
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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why do cows have so many dicks
September 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Captain,

This is a sensitive subject. I am beginning to wonder… is my race the reason my suggestions are never taken seriously?

Worf
September 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day

We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.
September 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”.

-Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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If Fox News want to report that Democrats are celebrating Charlie Kirk getting shot they’ve shown over and over that they don’t need to cite posts to do it. They attribute all sorts of things to Democrats without evidence and being on your best behavior won’t stop them.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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26 years ago
September 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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What’s happening to CBS News is neither complicated nor subtle.
www.mediamatters.org/cbs/how-cbs-...
September 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Tell me you have an AI girlfriend without telling me
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM