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larissa "absolutely haram" fae

@larissafae.bsky.social

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genderqueer bi+ muslim hijabi | she/they | yes i know my pronouns are in my bio i put them there | star wars/hzd | twitch's #1 muslim hot tub streamer

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · May 15

we got the money for the plumbing/mortgage! thank you all so much for your help!

and now my roommate needs help with getting contacts that will essentially correct his cataracts so he won't need surgery. if y'all could donate/boost, we'd be grateful!

pet tax included!

gofund.me/53673694

Donate to Richard Needs Your Help for Eye Surgery, organized by Richard Corum

Hello all, my name is Richard. I recently found out that I have cataracts and ne… Richard Corum needs your support for Richard Needs Your Help for Eye Surgery

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 8h

Many men have tried to kill me. 2 have succeeded. That’s right! I’m a double ghost!

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

omg lifesaver ty

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

good news! dogs are trained to simulate negative behaviors and very often have to have their wagging tails cg'd out bc they're so happy to be playing

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13h

this is me unwilling to watch any movie in which a dog is frightened, because im not certain they know they’re actors

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15h

My grandmother: *utters a long diatribe in Yiddish*

My friend: "what did she say?"

Me: "she said that life is a whimsical dance of ups and downs and the only rule is the music stops"

My grandmother: *in Yiddish clearly indicating that not what she said*

Me: *nodding sagely* "She's so wise"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7d

KOOL-AID MAN: *breaks thru wall* ohh yeahhh

HUMPTY DUMPTY: ohh noooooo

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 12h

I am grateful for what she does

I truly am.

I'm just frustrated that if you don't already bring in $1M USD you don't qualify for her help

Most orgs are not bringing in $1M

We're barely keeping the lights on

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 12h

Yes, but also, can she please start giving money to smaller orgs?

Please, I beg

Kim McLarin @kimmclarin.bsky.social · 12h

Source: Fortune
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Billionaire MacKenzie Scott doubles down on DEI with $42 million donation | Fortune

In a signal to nonprofits and boardrooms, the Yield Giving philanthropist is backing diversity and equity with no‑strings grants—building on more than $19 billion she’s distributed in five years.

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"spooky sukkot" daniel s. @self.agency · 12h

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

he's too much of a fucking dweeb to be good at it but everyone tells him he's doing great anyway, a for effort, youtriedstar.jpg

🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 6d

Grand Admiral Thrawn learning about the art of seduction

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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · 2d

The 90s Thrawn books suggest Vader lost that hand to the Emperor for losing Luke in The Empire Strikes Back.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12h

It's a shame how rarely I get to say "Go back to your home planet, martian emperor, and take your brain control machine with you!" in casual conversation.

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

large iced chai with extra chai and a pony, please. i'll meet you halfway

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larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

like someone else said, they're trained to replicate the behaviors, AND quite often their tails have to be cg'd because they're wagging them as they work

larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

it's scientifically true

larissa "absolutely haram" fae @larissafae.bsky.social · 12h

my friend: i'm working on being a better person

me: reading this will make you a better person:
archiveofourown.org/works/378628...

Arranged Marriages & Other Literary Tropes - Chapter 1 - LarissaFae - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.bsky.social · 12h

Let me be super fucking clear

You cannot support sex worker rights if you don't also support trans people, non white people, immigrants, drug users, disabled people, women, queer/gay people, and poor people and human rights in general

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curious ordinary @curiousordinary.bsky.social · 1d

'Black Cat' - Hasegawa Sadanobu IV, late 1900s.
#Caturday #JapaneseArt

Black cat licks its paw. Muted yellow background.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

We're the richest nation on earth and by some standards the wealthiest nation in history.

I guess my point is... good job, everyone.

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d

I’m working on a theory that most assassinations are actually cover ups by the men in black to send aliens back to their home planets. That’s why Churlee Xirk is now back on Blectal-7

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Laying in bed cuddling my stuffed deer like an adult.

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Jessica On Vicodin @jessica.moe · 1d

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Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

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Girls Loving @girlsloving.bsky.social · Jul 7

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25d

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
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www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

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