lemon.yellow.black
@lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
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wondering where the strings come in this & that, they & them
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chlowski.bsky.social
🦇🎃 must be the season of the wiiitch 🎃🦇
Colored piece, drawing of a woman in modern clothes, jean shorts,t shirt, barefoot, with a crown of thorns on her head, wielding magic, giant flowers with an eye at their center in the dark background one-page comic, black and white and grayscale
panel 1 : close up of a woman's hand, wearing rings, on an old spellbook page
panel 2 : same woman's hands conjuring some black fire
panel 3 (big) : woman sitting on the floor where a pentagram is drawn, with skulls and candles, while a tiny demon with horns seems to jump out of the spellbook right on her legs, visibly very happy
the woman's wearing converse-like shoes, jeans, a tope revealing her shoulders (and a big tatto on the left one), she has a choker necklace and hair loosely tied into a messy bun
text : Look. There's never a perfect time to cast your first spell. Especially as a self-taught witch. Reckless ? Sure. But the truth is... I needed a friend." Color piece, drawing of a witch floating in the night sky, surrounded by glowing purple/pink swords she just summoned, a real giant rapier hovering next to her, her long curly hair almost wrapped around its blade
She has roses and thorns tattooed on her right upper arm, glowing magical patterns on the left one, a white tank top,  skirt, tight with floral patterns, no shoes,  and a fierce expression on her face
Pink moon and purple clouds in the background Drawing of me as a witch floating in the night sky, wielding necromancer magic, holding a skull, wearing a witch hat, spiderweb pattern tights, a jean jacket, fishnet top, big goth shoes
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
A protester outside an ICE detention facility marches through clouds of irritant gas carrying American flags. A sign lying on the pavement by his feet reads “EVERY ICE AGENT WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”
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lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Kum & Go.

Now we have no cash, no hope, and no kum.
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ryanjreilly.com
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
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kentremendous.bsky.social
Sounds like a classic pay-it-forward scam
Headline: Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters Tim Robinson from the "I Think You Should Leave" sketch where he orders a million things from the drive-through
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bencollins.bsky.social
"Dems need to stop policing language... and we should start by banning these 47 words."
lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
men will ask "What is Jira" but not "Why is Jira?"
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jamellebouie.net
but then consider that the main rhetorical move of someone like williams is to present himself as the reasonable, sensible alternative to a "woke left" and a "woke right," a move which basically requires one to be a living dril tweet.
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veryimportant.lawyer
hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him
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lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
"Although he seems a bit grim" is quite the lede
lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
i feel like we're trapped in an accelerating doom spiral between AI and plummeting reading levels
lemonyellowblack.bsky.social
every show add a song and play faster, I bet you can do them all in one show by the end