Lerrup
@lerrup.bsky.social
Cyclist, slack arse and Cornish in exile in England. Tired, in-house lawyer.
Like to pretend views my own, but are they really? What really is free will, etc.
Like to pretend views my own, but are they really? What really is free will, etc.
I'm not sure a 50 minute wait for customer service is doing your very best to help me #royalmail
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm not sure a 50 minute wait for customer service is doing your very best to help me #royalmail
One for @psbhq.bsky.social fans there
The line-up for today, Sunday 14th December on #TalkingPicturesTV
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
One for @psbhq.bsky.social fans there
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"You boy, have you seen Alistair Sim?"
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"You boy, have you seen Alistair Sim?"
Is it any coincidence that in the years since the OBR was founded that the UK's economy has, at best, flat lined.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Is it any coincidence that in the years since the OBR was founded that the UK's economy has, at best, flat lined.
Seen various varieties of this thread and very few people seen to be saying why do students have to pay so much up front?
If I’m not a customer then why do I pay so much? I’m definitely a customer and as a customer I have certain expectations for the service rendered.
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Seen various varieties of this thread and very few people seen to be saying why do students have to pay so much up front?
One of the wiring things here is how many people are happy to be outraged by this clearly mad headline even though it's in the daily mail.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One of the wiring things here is how many people are happy to be outraged by this clearly mad headline even though it's in the daily mail.
@hellobuglers.bsky.social of course we want to hear the puns
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@hellobuglers.bsky.social of course we want to hear the puns
@patmillswriter.bsky.social one for you I think
In today’s episode of People Who Think Judge Dredd Is An Instruction Manual And Not A Warning, the US Department of Homeland Security thinks Judge Dredd is an instruction manual and not a warning. And not even the good Judge Dredd, either.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@patmillswriter.bsky.social one for you I think
@emmanewman.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social
Just in case it feels you're sending things into the void, I am really enjoying the daily advent pod
Thanks
Just in case it feels you're sending things into the void, I am really enjoying the daily advent pod
Thanks
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
@emmanewman.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social
Just in case it feels you're sending things into the void, I am really enjoying the daily advent pod
Thanks
Just in case it feels you're sending things into the void, I am really enjoying the daily advent pod
Thanks
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So tell me again how Nigel Farage, who just took the largest ever political donation, from a Tory mega-donor, and another donation from the Viscountess wife of the non-dom owner of the Daily Mail, is planning to "take on the establishment"
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So tell me again how Nigel Farage, who just took the largest ever political donation, from a Tory mega-donor, and another donation from the Viscountess wife of the non-dom owner of the Daily Mail, is planning to "take on the establishment"
While it's great that people have better heating choices, not being able just to say "a single bar electric heater for an hour" is a loss.
As is not using joules, kilojoules, etc
As is not using joules, kilojoules, etc
An estimate of the energy cost of producing one single 10 second Sora video: one kilowatt hour.
- Deplete and then recharge your iphone 17 68 times
- 10% of daily German household use
- 5.5 hours of Netflix
- ~4hrs of gaming
This is probably a huge underestimate
www.linkedin.com/posts/alista...
- Deplete and then recharge your iphone 17 68 times
- 10% of daily German household use
- 5.5 hours of Netflix
- ~4hrs of gaming
This is probably a huge underestimate
www.linkedin.com/posts/alista...
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
While it's great that people have better heating choices, not being able just to say "a single bar electric heater for an hour" is a loss.
As is not using joules, kilojoules, etc
As is not using joules, kilojoules, etc
@merchantshallyork.org giving us a #Christmas lesson in inflation
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@merchantshallyork.org giving us a #Christmas lesson in inflation
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On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism".
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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Has anyone looked at the pro flag posts from yaxley Lennon's so called army on X?
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Has anyone looked at the pro flag posts from yaxley Lennon's so called army on X?
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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As visual metaphors go, looking up into the dark starry Scottish sky and seeing one person’s toys, all over the place, stomping through the heavens, is a bit much.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
As visual metaphors go, looking up into the dark starry Scottish sky and seeing one person’s toys, all over the place, stomping through the heavens, is a bit much.
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Well, that's aged like rancid Surströmming wrapped in a durian nappy and shoved down a festival toilet in a gastroenteritis outbreak.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Well, that's aged like rancid Surströmming wrapped in a durian nappy and shoved down a festival toilet in a gastroenteritis outbreak.
Anyone told the BBC we're not the 51st state?
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Anyone told the BBC we're not the 51st state?
So, Ukraine is next to be sacrificed for headlines because of the Epstein files.
Nothing to worry about then
Nothing to worry about then
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
So, Ukraine is next to be sacrificed for headlines because of the Epstein files.
Nothing to worry about then
Nothing to worry about then
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🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Kent County Council is hurtling towards financial oblivion under Reform.
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
A shocking new council report reveals a projected budget black hole of £46.5 million for this year. The Reform Administration has completely lost control of our finances. 🔶
The environment agency won't clear it up, but will try and find the people that did it. This is clearly a hopeless response.
What is needed is to clear it up and then bill the relevant people. We can't have rotting rubbish leaching into rivers because the EA is not willing to act
What is needed is to clear it up and then bill the relevant people. We can't have rotting rubbish leaching into rivers because the EA is not willing to act
Mountain of waste dumped in Oxfordshire field contains rubbish from councils
Evidence of waste from primary schools and local authorities in south-east England points to possible large-scale corruption, expert says
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The environment agency won't clear it up, but will try and find the people that did it. This is clearly a hopeless response.
What is needed is to clear it up and then bill the relevant people. We can't have rotting rubbish leaching into rivers because the EA is not willing to act
What is needed is to clear it up and then bill the relevant people. We can't have rotting rubbish leaching into rivers because the EA is not willing to act
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Why are you inviting random councillors on for Reform? You don't do that for the other minor parties.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Why are you inviting random councillors on for Reform? You don't do that for the other minor parties.
Ironically, Reform also hate bicycles
Labour's right-wing asylum policy is aimed at saving us from a Reform govt, which would happily send us back to the 1930s, with pipes, bicycles, and signs in the window saying which ethnicities you're prepared to answer the door to.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
'Shabana Mahmood's asylum switcheroo, and why Britain kills refugees'
As the Justice Secretary announces changes to the asylum system, Fleet Street Fox explains why it won't make the place any nicer to live in
www.mirror.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ironically, Reform also hate bicycles