Linda Vandross
@linluv5.bsky.social
Your favorite internet tía.
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Don’t give in to the hippo propaganda. Hippos kill more people per year than any other animal.
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Don’t give in to the hippo propaganda. Hippos kill more people per year than any other animal.
Hello?! Right from her phone, with spell check & everything.
Why didn't she make that an email?
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Hello?! Right from her phone, with spell check & everything.
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archaeologists had to beg them to stop eating human mummies from Egypt. We had to create legendary myths of pharaoh curses to get them to stop.
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
archaeologists had to beg them to stop eating human mummies from Egypt. We had to create legendary myths of pharaoh curses to get them to stop.
I loved the original but haven't watched the new one.
Yall heard about the show “Night Court”? It’s a comedy about a judge who takes over the bench after her dad and hears cases during Manhattan Criminal Court’s night shift.
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I loved the original but haven't watched the new one.
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reminds me of the episode of Insecure where Issa’s coworkers asked her “what’s on fleek? and she said “I don’t know what that means” and walks away
AAVE is not meant to be a shared language. Explaining terms because *they* are getting it wrong helps nobody. Just look at them like you don't understand & let them explain. Don't correct them.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
reminds me of the episode of Insecure where Issa’s coworkers asked her “what’s on fleek? and she said “I don’t know what that means” and walks away
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AAVE is not meant to be a shared language. Explaining terms because *they* are getting it wrong helps nobody. Just look at them like you don't understand & let them explain. Don't correct them.
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
AAVE is not meant to be a shared language. Explaining terms because *they* are getting it wrong helps nobody. Just look at them like you don't understand & let them explain. Don't correct them.
🤣🤣
Like tf what do you mean send me to jail so I can sleep (I would has locked her up immediately, don’t play with me)
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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BUT HONEYYYY WE ALREADY PUT DOWN THE DEPOSIT FOR OUR PLANTATION WEDDING!
Oh. My god. You know what I hope someone tells her. She has plenty of time to make her choices with minimal fuss. SMH. I hate that.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
BUT HONEYYYY WE ALREADY PUT DOWN THE DEPOSIT FOR OUR PLANTATION WEDDING!
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They have a Reddit. Ice ero.
Frequently they are suggesting to each other to tell friends/family they work for a different govt agency.
Frequently they are suggesting to each other to tell friends/family they work for a different govt agency.
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
They have a Reddit. Ice ero.
Frequently they are suggesting to each other to tell friends/family they work for a different govt agency.
Frequently they are suggesting to each other to tell friends/family they work for a different govt agency.
Alright yall, learn more about FERPA:
It would be because immigration and documented status are considered protected classes of information and cannot be disclosed without expressed consent from the parents/legal guardians.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Alright yall, learn more about FERPA:
I knew that I would 🎶🎶🎶
I feel good
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I knew that I would 🎶🎶🎶
No, and then she was like, "You'd expect to see this in the city (NYC), not up here"... these are the monsters teaching our babies.
I can't sleep at night because of simple dread and yet there's motherfuckers out there spite-snitching people into camps FOR FUN and sleeping just fine.
I’m not gonna post it because it’s genuinely so grim but there’s this comedian who set up a fake ICE tip line for people to call to report on immigrants and he posts their conversations on TikTok. The most recent post of his was a Kindergarten teacher who wanted one of her students parents deported.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
No, and then she was like, "You'd expect to see this in the city (NYC), not up here"... these are the monsters teaching our babies.
& then was mad dique "You make it sound so bad" when he was literally just repeating back to her what she'd said.
Her cadence was so chilling. Just calling up ice like she’s calling to report someone is double parked. She interacts with this little girl every day and went out of her way to tear her family apart. What goes on in the hearts of conservatives? Does the light ever get in? Even in brief moments?
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
& then was mad dique "You make it sound so bad" when he was literally just repeating back to her what she'd said.
I saw in the comments that her behavior is a FERPA violation (similar to HIPAA but in an educational setting). Can anyone confirm?
I’m not gonna post it because it’s genuinely so grim but there’s this comedian who set up a fake ICE tip line for people to call to report on immigrants and he posts their conversations on TikTok. The most recent post of his was a Kindergarten teacher who wanted one of her students parents deported.
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I saw in the comments that her behavior is a FERPA violation (similar to HIPAA but in an educational setting). Can anyone confirm?
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She has been released!
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Columbia Heights girl and her mom released from ICE detention after school district speaks out
Elizabeth Zuna Caisaguano was detained nearly a month ago with her mother on their way to school in Columbia Heights, the same district as 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos. She and her mother were release...
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
She has been released!
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.
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Hey, hey... Hey Grammy 🏆
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Hey, hey... Hey Grammy 🏆
The last surviving smothered pork chop after I just knew that they'd last 2 days.
They did not last 2 days.
They did not last 2 days.
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The last surviving smothered pork chop after I just knew that they'd last 2 days.
They did not last 2 days.
They did not last 2 days.
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Racist people will be racist no matter what you do. Yall have got to stop giving a fuck what white people think. This is out of hand 😭
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Racist people will be racist no matter what you do. Yall have got to stop giving a fuck what white people think. This is out of hand 😭
That shit didn't even APPLY to me & mine until recently, gtfoh.
Them folks stay yelling, "BUT THE CONSTITUTION..." And them ghouls been wiping their ass on that shit for over a year.
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
That shit didn't even APPLY to me & mine until recently, gtfoh.
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Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice'
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
chicago.suntimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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When my silly little post breaks containment and strangers start explaining my own joke to me:
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
When my silly little post breaks containment and strangers start explaining my own joke to me:
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That “GO TO BED!!” Still shakes me to my bones. 😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
That “GO TO BED!!” Still shakes me to my bones. 😂😂
This is the romcom we deserve!
WagTalk: A'ja & Bam scouting reports of each other
A'ja told that man DPMO 😂😂
A'ja told that man DPMO 😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This is the romcom we deserve!
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I heard nothing in this video my goodness (respectfully)
WagTalk: A'ja & Bam scouting reports of each other
A'ja told that man DPMO 😂😂
A'ja told that man DPMO 😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I heard nothing in this video my goodness (respectfully)