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Linda Vandross
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Your favorite internet tía. (A Mariah biracial, not a Drake biracial.)
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I would assume this to be true and I can promise you they’ll be in the Blackest and Brownest areas of majority democrat areas
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Me ignoring my intolerance of lactose because that's none of my business:
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I also called Code Enforcement. They've got critters & varmints all over their yard! We have kids & dogs in the neighborhood, all I need is somebody getting sick or injured.
Id be pissed
You want these HOA fees but don't want to do HOA work?!
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
& not very well, with her weird apple stealing analogy
SISTER YEAH THAT BITCH ON HERE DEFENDINF GISLAND MAXWELL ON VIDEO 😭
SHE DID WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I just made...
The most delicious cornbread...
& heated up some greens I had frozen...
& now I can't breathe deep anymore....

Worth it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Speaking of water. .

did you know both the Hudson River and the East River change directions throughout the day?

Now, you do. 😌
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
You want these HOA fees but don't want to do HOA work?!
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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I wanna send them an email cuz wtf?? My kid dont eem use the bus stop but its irritating me that its been over a fucking week and they aint cleared the sidewalks. These kids went back to school today.
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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My HOA is throwing a Super Bowl party but can't clear the sidewalks of snow...
wendy williams is sitting in a pink chair on a talk show .
ALT: wendy williams is sitting in a pink chair on a talk show .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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You easily could have just mentioned the movie and left Sinners out of it. Everything is a fucking competition with you mealy-mouthed media motherfuckers.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Chapter 1: Hair
How Black People can pick out a person's politics without them expressly saying it or anything at all.
Black people, a university is paying you $400,000 a year to research whatever you want. What are you spending 5 to 10 years doing?

I am going to research the connection in the brain between turning down the radio and doing a better job at parking.
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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WaPo laid off one of the journalists who won a 2022 Pulitzer Prize for reporting on the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
My father:
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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A lot can be summarized by this lol
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Same in FL! Several franchises don't sell bone in chicken.
Bojangles in nj are selling tenders instead of pieces of chicken
food is being ruined by private equity because rich whites have no taste and that's why places like raising canes are popping up like gas stations.
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
How we got the live action Beauty & the Beast tv show:
Maybe I’ll write a monster fucker book, after all this.
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I betchu do!
I see conversation about inter species mixing with the mythicals…I got books for that lmao
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Wait! & it's bad enough that chicken spots aren't selling bone-in chicken! Have you noticed in your area?
Just trying to save you fren! 😂
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My 4th grader is in an accelerated class & her teacher wants them to participate with the 5th graders as they read The Hunger Games. Since we're in Shithole FL, she had to get parents' permission. I'm so glad my kid is getting this type of education and it's not all on me as a parent.
Adding to this video — readers should also be able to assess the author’s purpose for writing. That ability seems to be at an all-time low too.
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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“Well I think I have pretty good reading comprehension!”

“If you did then it wouldn’t be about you, but since you felt the need to say that, it actually is.”
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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The death of literacy also means the death of things like sarcasm, irony, hyperbole, etc. We can't have fun anymore cause these fuckers are functionally illiterate and actively want everyone else to be too
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
🎶🎶🎶BUT BE MAD WHEN THEY BITCH GET SOME OUTSIDE DICK 🎶🎶🎶
Outside niggas love a outside bitch!
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Chiwetel Ejiofor has been cast in Mike Flanagan’s ‘EXORCIST’ film alongside Scarlett Johansson, Diane Lane and Jacobi Jupe.

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM