Liz Ruark
@lizwhenshesathome.bsky.social
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There's my little hunter gatherer!
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There's my little hunter gatherer!
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Saja denies he is a real chaos demon and lies in wait to ambush all those who would say otherwise
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Saja denies he is a real chaos demon and lies in wait to ambush all those who would say otherwise
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my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
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Uni is in a good mood! Look at that tiny smile :3
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Uni is in a good mood! Look at that tiny smile :3
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Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
“Excuse me, sir? I’d like to speak with you about the joy of star-head lag screws”
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Excuse me, sir? I’d like to speak with you about the joy of star-head lag screws”
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For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For the life of her, Chloe could not figure out how what had seemed like such a good plan, had gone so terribly, terribly wrong.
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nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
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Uni became the box :3
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Uni became the box :3
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I am the-sheets-I-got-as-a-wedding-gift-are-so-frayed-that-I-really-ought-to-throw-them-out years old
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am the-sheets-I-got-as-a-wedding-gift-are-so-frayed-that-I-really-ought-to-throw-them-out years old
My kid is at the airport, on their way home from college for Thanksgiving 💜
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My kid is at the airport, on their way home from college for Thanksgiving 💜
tl;dr: "Avoid the CDC website, [esp.] anything on vaccines, reproductive health, environmental science, or health equity." Flu & wastewater data are still accurate, bc they're "still largely under the control of states and CDC scientists."
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...
One of CDC’s final blows. And what it means for you.
Where to find trusted health information now?
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
tl;dr: "Avoid the CDC website, [esp.] anything on vaccines, reproductive health, environmental science, or health equity." Flu & wastewater data are still accurate, bc they're "still largely under the control of states and CDC scientists."
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...
yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/cdc-false-...
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
Have you ever seen a kitten more embarrassed to be seen with his human, no, no you have not
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Sorry November but I can’t do this current news cycle AND cold toes at the same time, one of you has got to go
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sorry November but I can’t do this current news cycle AND cold toes at the same time, one of you has got to go
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Clearly a sign of the apocalypse (ignore the dates)
On second thought - maybe Satan came to earth from 2007 - 2021 and needed something to drink
On second thought - maybe Satan came to earth from 2007 - 2021 and needed something to drink
Jolly Rancher Cinnamon Cherry Fire Soda (2007-2021): This deep red soda combined a cherry, almost cough syrup-esque flavor with the hot cinnamon flavor of an Atomic Fireball. Part of a line of sodas based on Jolly Rancher hard candies
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Clearly a sign of the apocalypse (ignore the dates)
On second thought - maybe Satan came to earth from 2007 - 2021 and needed something to drink
On second thought - maybe Satan came to earth from 2007 - 2021 and needed something to drink
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
‘you know if you’re not actually dead you have to feed me’
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whoever is responsible for replacing “I’ll have the [name of dish]” with “I’m gonna do the [name of dish]” is eternally on my shit list
#petpeeves
#petpeeves
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whoever is responsible for replacing “I’ll have the [name of dish]” with “I’m gonna do the [name of dish]” is eternally on my shit list
#petpeeves
#petpeeves