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Liz Pullano
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WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Jan 6
Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven?
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
John Carpenter would like a word.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
He slapped that one!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
Would have been an awful way to lose, but… top of the 10th!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
I’m no lip reader, but there were definitely a lot of “fuck yeahs” in the Dodgers dugout.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
Holy shit!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 1d
Hey definitely drives an old Camaro.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 2d
It’s like the spammers aren’t even trying anymore.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 2d
Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 2d
Hahahaha
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 3d
I avoid movie reviews on NPR like the plague. They've become just a beat-by-beat summation of the plot. You can do better!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
Sounds like someone needs a Sanka!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
Whoever wins, it should count as 2.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
He’s innocent I tell ya, innocent!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
Agreed. Although a terrible name if there was ever a gambling scandal.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
Giving me agita!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 7d
Put on a baseball game. Duh!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 7d
Hahahaha!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 8d
Smart move from Chipotle in embracing their own branded suppositories.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 8d
Colonel Sanders and the “I Believe” disagree.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 13d
Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well:
- Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster)
- Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor)
- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 13d
Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon?

Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 13d
Suddenly, the English muffin I just toasted doesn’t seem so appealing.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18d
No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 19d
Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.
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Liz Pullano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 19d
Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.
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