Pirate Jenny
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Pirate Jenny
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· Nov 11
I officially love it here
I don't have any. It was bad.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don't have any. It was bad.
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cherish every minute of parenthoodzl, folks. when else are you going to be up from midnight to 5am because your 4 year old is barfing from eating too many potato chips
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
cherish every minute of parenthoodzl, folks. when else are you going to be up from midnight to 5am because your 4 year old is barfing from eating too many potato chips
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délete this
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
délete this
The Haunted Town
These days, people joke about Gen X being raised on hose water, but the 1980s were a weird time. Our parents weren’t boomers – they were too old to be boomers – but they nonetheless had a lot to do and not a lot of time for children. It wasn’t solipsism, it was meeting the reality…
These days, people joke about Gen X being raised on hose water, but the 1980s were a weird time. Our parents weren’t boomers – they were too old to be boomers – but they nonetheless had a lot to do and not a lot of time for children. It wasn’t solipsism, it was meeting the reality…
The Haunted Town
These days, people joke about Gen X being raised on hose water, but the 1980s were a weird time. Our parents weren’t boomers – they were too old to be boomers – but they nonetheless had a lot to do and not a lot of time for children. It wasn’t solipsism, it was meeting the reality that one salary alone wasn’t going to do the job of maintaining a family anymore.
newvirago.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Haunted Town
These days, people joke about Gen X being raised on hose water, but the 1980s were a weird time. Our parents weren’t boomers – they were too old to be boomers – but they nonetheless had a lot to do and not a lot of time for children. It wasn’t solipsism, it was meeting the reality…
These days, people joke about Gen X being raised on hose water, but the 1980s were a weird time. Our parents weren’t boomers – they were too old to be boomers – but they nonetheless had a lot to do and not a lot of time for children. It wasn’t solipsism, it was meeting the reality…
I have smoked whitefish in the fridge and there might be a kedgeree, eventually
Gotta let this idea ripen on the vine
Gotta let this idea ripen on the vine
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have smoked whitefish in the fridge and there might be a kedgeree, eventually
Gotta let this idea ripen on the vine
Gotta let this idea ripen on the vine
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getting arrested for standing outside of the walton goggins walmart app grinch ad shoot and screaming MAYBE CHRISTMAS, HE SAID, DOESN'T COME FROM A STORE, MAYBE CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS, MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE
early contender for worst xmas ad that misses the point of the source material is all the whos down in whoville using the walmart app to buy christmas at a store
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
getting arrested for standing outside of the walton goggins walmart app grinch ad shoot and screaming MAYBE CHRISTMAS, HE SAID, DOESN'T COME FROM A STORE, MAYBE CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS, MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE
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Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.
Let us know what you hear.
Let us know what you hear.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Multiple sources have confirmed that ICE/Border Patrol is headed back to the Raleigh and Durham areas for undefined deportation actions. We've heard 50 ICE agents, charter flights and hotels booked for all of them in the Raleigh area.
Let us know what you hear.
Let us know what you hear.
OMG, tomorrow's episode of Welcome to Derry is written by Cord Jefferson, you KNOW it's going to be a banger
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
OMG, tomorrow's episode of Welcome to Derry is written by Cord Jefferson, you KNOW it's going to be a banger
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Unvaccinated infants are the second most likely group to get hospitalized for Covid after older adults. Any effort to minimize the effectiveness for kids is evil.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Unvaccinated infants are the second most likely group to get hospitalized for Covid after older adults. Any effort to minimize the effectiveness for kids is evil.
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here, Tom, take all the money that I have.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
here, Tom, take all the money that I have.
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WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
That will never EVER happen. Not once. Not ever. Exactly no man has stood up for me against any other man. Never happened. Never will.
“Quiet piggy”
“You’re ugly inside and out”
“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”
This is how the President speaks to female journalists.
The men in the room need to stand up for their colleagues.
Demand better.
Don’t let him demean women this way.
“You’re ugly inside and out”
“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”
This is how the President speaks to female journalists.
The men in the room need to stand up for their colleagues.
Demand better.
Don’t let him demean women this way.
Broadwaybabyto (@broadwaybabyto)
“Quiet piggy”
“You’re ugly inside and out”
“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”
This is how the President speaks to female journalists.
The men in the room need to stand up for their colle...
substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
That will never EVER happen. Not once. Not ever. Exactly no man has stood up for me against any other man. Never happened. Never will.
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hot singles in your area are perimenopausal pls leave them alone or you’ll make them cry
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
hot singles in your area are perimenopausal pls leave them alone or you’ll make them cry
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no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
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Young people in the U.S. have been priced out of their dreams. Stop acting like it’s their fault.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Young people in the U.S. have been priced out of their dreams. Stop acting like it’s their fault.
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Since you won mayor whoever is managing your social media has stopped using alt text. Can you please start again?
The climate crisis won’t wait and neither will we. With this team, we’ll meet it head-on.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Since you won mayor whoever is managing your social media has stopped using alt text. Can you please start again?
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How look I
That I should seem to lack humanity
So much as this fact comes to?
That I should seem to lack humanity
So much as this fact comes to?
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
How look I
That I should seem to lack humanity
So much as this fact comes to?
That I should seem to lack humanity
So much as this fact comes to?
Posting something random - I hate that Green Chicpea closed in Newark; their tomato salad was amazing and the fact that it's replaced by a cheeseteak place when it was kosher and halal is just too sad.
posting something random but I hate chain letter threats
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Posting something random - I hate that Green Chicpea closed in Newark; their tomato salad was amazing and the fact that it's replaced by a cheeseteak place when it was kosher and halal is just too sad.
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We’ll feast each other ere we part, and let’s
Draw lots who shall begin.
Draw lots who shall begin.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We’ll feast each other ere we part, and let’s
Draw lots who shall begin.
Draw lots who shall begin.
Me, to the giant vat of cranberry sauce that will last me all winter: I'M NOT BURNING YOU.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me, to the giant vat of cranberry sauce that will last me all winter: I'M NOT BURNING YOU.
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We raise our library voices to celebrate our Indigenous neighbors 💜
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We raise our library voices to celebrate our Indigenous neighbors 💜
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
How wonderful to exist alongside Indigenous Peoples! You have always been here, you are still here. Celebrate & support them: their stories, history, community, art, food ✨
Thankful for you, we celebrate you today & every day 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
June 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better