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Probably a bad sign that every social media CEO's base impulse is to antagonize trans people
One of these horses is a homosexual, but we're not telling you which one.
We're celebrating 12 Days of Medieval Illuminations. Today, 4 medieval horses.
Giddy up! 🐎🐎🐎🐎
Giddy up! 🐎🐎🐎🐎
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One of these horses is a homosexual, but we're not telling you which one.
Unpopular opinion: saying shit like this should get you a visit from CPS the next day.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unpopular opinion: saying shit like this should get you a visit from CPS the next day.
"My political opponents within my own party are meeeaaaaannnnnnn"
My god are you 4
My god are you 4
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"My political opponents within my own party are meeeaaaaannnnnnn"
My god are you 4
My god are you 4
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I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Performative tokenism, everybody.
Oh this poll is fascinating
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Performative tokenism, everybody.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
This is only a problem if you fetishize punishing people for fun, actually.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is only a problem if you fetishize punishing people for fun, actually.
On my hands and knees begging y'all to realize how silly you sound.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
On my hands and knees begging y'all to realize how silly you sound.
Its wild the amount of "wouldn't you rather let the AI write your next ttrpg session outline?" Pop ups I've gotta click through before being able to write on google docs now. Like, motherfucker, you weren't there!!!
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Its wild the amount of "wouldn't you rather let the AI write your next ttrpg session outline?" Pop ups I've gotta click through before being able to write on google docs now. Like, motherfucker, you weren't there!!!
It's all but guaranteed to be my default comeback for anyone moralizing his death. Maybe then people will realize why you're not supposed to talk to human beings like that.
I'm still thinking about the "quiet, piggy" comment like many other people. How does any man in 2025 get away with such a thing without having his face immediately caved in by a fury of fists?
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's all but guaranteed to be my default comeback for anyone moralizing his death. Maybe then people will realize why you're not supposed to talk to human beings like that.
An objectively pro-rape administration
The White House reportedly intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation
The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During Federal Investigation
The official who delivered the message, Paul Ingrassia, previously represented the Tate brothers before joining the White House.
www.huffpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
An objectively pro-rape administration
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How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
A human guy who swears he's got an Elven great grandfather and goes full "mythic past" fascist about it when an orcish family moves in next door.
In fantasy worlds you know there's gotta be guys who become huge nerds for other species.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A human guy who swears he's got an Elven great grandfather and goes full "mythic past" fascist about it when an orcish family moves in next door.
Omg they're literally doing the "UHHH TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED EPHEBOPHELIA" thing.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Omg they're literally doing the "UHHH TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED EPHEBOPHELIA" thing.
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Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
The "On Sight" Gang
If you ever see one of Schumer’s Eight Traitors, you have a basic responsibility to make sure they are never comfortable showing their faces in public again without being loudly reminded that they are disgusting sell outs to Trump responsible for killing 50,000 people a year.
No rest for the wicked
No rest for the wicked
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The "On Sight" Gang
Delighted that she still looks this fucking stupid.
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Delighted that she still looks this fucking stupid.
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Boy those old +12 R districts sure look good* in hindsight, don't they Greg Abbott?
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Boy those old +12 R districts sure look good* in hindsight, don't they Greg Abbott?
I know this may be controversial, but my honest opinion of anyone who genuinely believes even one of these things will happen is that they should be legally prevented from going outside.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know this may be controversial, but my honest opinion of anyone who genuinely believes even one of these things will happen is that they should be legally prevented from going outside.
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Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks
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Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings.
Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.
Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings.
Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.
Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.
Actual KJP quotes from this interview:
"Wait, wait, wait"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait"
"Wait wait wait wait wait"
"Wait, wait, wait"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait"
"Wait wait wait wait wait"
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Actual KJP quotes from this interview:
"Wait, wait, wait"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait"
"Wait wait wait wait wait"
"Wait, wait, wait"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait"
"Wait wait wait wait wait"
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It's honestly insulting to insist that in a country of 350 million ppl, we can't possibly find approximately 538 of them with both progressive values and exactly zero nazi tattoos. That's such an easy bar to clear.
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's honestly insulting to insist that in a country of 350 million ppl, we can't possibly find approximately 538 of them with both progressive values and exactly zero nazi tattoos. That's such an easy bar to clear.