magickmikeyboy
@magickmikeyboy.bsky.social
Immigrant. Garrulous. Silly. Smartarse.
SWERFs, TERFs and Fash 'purebloods' can fuck off, get in the sea and yeet themselves into a black hole.
SWERFs, TERFs and Fash 'purebloods' can fuck off, get in the sea and yeet themselves into a black hole.
Pinned
Bovine in Scotland
Smokes Marijuana all day
Is this a high coo?
Smokes Marijuana all day
Is this a high coo?
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The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
Little Johnny Howard only ever did one good thing.
Now he's enthusiastically trashing what little legacy he has, and all for the sake of a coordinated conservative attack, leveraging grief because you have nothing else.
Scummy, shitty, fomenting deliberate division, from a repugnant shit-stirrer
Now he's enthusiastically trashing what little legacy he has, and all for the sake of a coordinated conservative attack, leveraging grief because you have nothing else.
Scummy, shitty, fomenting deliberate division, from a repugnant shit-stirrer
John Howard’s dog-whistle intervention in gun debate all but dashes any hope of meaningful reform
In the absence of strong, swift action from Anthony Albanese, the former PM is shifting political debate from gun control to a divisive culture war
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Little Johnny Howard only ever did one good thing.
Now he's enthusiastically trashing what little legacy he has, and all for the sake of a coordinated conservative attack, leveraging grief because you have nothing else.
Scummy, shitty, fomenting deliberate division, from a repugnant shit-stirrer
Now he's enthusiastically trashing what little legacy he has, and all for the sake of a coordinated conservative attack, leveraging grief because you have nothing else.
Scummy, shitty, fomenting deliberate division, from a repugnant shit-stirrer
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Reagan was bad.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reagan was bad.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
I think a good thing to remember about this stuff is that most of the guys around Reagan thought FDR was as evil as I think Reagan is, but they still worked to sell Reagan to the public as the true inheritor of FDR's legacy rather than a repudiation of it.
Every last Crowing American Douchebag can down in their own excrement, swallowing down the fetid and turgid filth that they spout about the Bondi Massacre.
Fuck your pigeon-shitting victory laps, and shove them up your arse with a spiked and rusty dildo.
Fuck your pigeon-shitting victory laps, and shove them up your arse with a spiked and rusty dildo.
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Every last Crowing American Douchebag can down in their own excrement, swallowing down the fetid and turgid filth that they spout about the Bondi Massacre.
Fuck your pigeon-shitting victory laps, and shove them up your arse with a spiked and rusty dildo.
Fuck your pigeon-shitting victory laps, and shove them up your arse with a spiked and rusty dildo.
Get absolutely FUCKED you smug little goblin ghoul. Nothing you say is helpful in any context ever, and the fact that your opinion is mentioned at all is a direct indictment of the intellectual paucity of Australian Conservatism.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Get absolutely FUCKED you smug little goblin ghoul. Nothing you say is helpful in any context ever, and the fact that your opinion is mentioned at all is a direct indictment of the intellectual paucity of Australian Conservatism.
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I was told Things Can Only Get Better. By a scientist no less.
I was told that if I had a problem, Vanilla Ice would solve it.
I was told things would be better
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was told Things Can Only Get Better. By a scientist no less.
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Oedipus: All Time Worlds Worst player of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oedipus: All Time Worlds Worst player of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
It speaks volumes that the first time I heard Sussan Ley on RN I was astounded to hear a Liberal Minister presenting coherent sentences.
Now? The bar's that low and she's still missing it.
Now? The bar's that low and she's still missing it.
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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December 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It speaks volumes that the first time I heard Sussan Ley on RN I was astounded to hear a Liberal Minister presenting coherent sentences.
Now? The bar's that low and she's still missing it.
Now? The bar's that low and she's still missing it.
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Bibi you can fuck RIGHT off you disgusting war criminal goon.
You need to be in prison for corruption yesterday, not pointing your bloodied fingers.
You need to be in prison for corruption yesterday, not pointing your bloodied fingers.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Bibi you can fuck RIGHT off you disgusting war criminal goon.
You need to be in prison for corruption yesterday, not pointing your bloodied fingers.
You need to be in prison for corruption yesterday, not pointing your bloodied fingers.
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
The man is a colossal moron who having soiled himself dramatically and repeatedly wants you to know that Soiling Yourself Is The Way And You're Not Allowed To Wish Otherwise, while he throws his own shit everywhere.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The man is a colossal moron who having soiled himself dramatically and repeatedly wants you to know that Soiling Yourself Is The Way And You're Not Allowed To Wish Otherwise, while he throws his own shit everywhere.
Nate Silver scampering towards a spit-dummy take with gleeful abandon again.
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nate Silver scampering towards a spit-dummy take with gleeful abandon again.
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
Truly, MTG is the usefullest of idiots right now and should be treated as such.
Excellent. But again, do not trust MTG. She's not a good person. She's not welcome in my tent - even if she apologizes for and acknowledges her role in the insurrection. www.ms.now/news/marjori...
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s farewell gift to Mike Johnson: a longshot plot to oust him
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been gauging whether there's enough support among her GOP colleagues to remove Rep. Mike Johnson from the speakership.
www.ms.now
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Truly, MTG is the usefullest of idiots right now and should be treated as such.
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
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A full century of great Dick.
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A full century of great Dick.
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Stephen Miller is to blame for the evil ICE is doing. Trump is to blame for listening to Miller. The Republican party is to blame for supporting Trump. MAGA voters are to blame for re-electing Trump. There's enough blame for all of them to share.
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Stephen Miller is to blame for the evil ICE is doing. Trump is to blame for listening to Miller. The Republican party is to blame for supporting Trump. MAGA voters are to blame for re-electing Trump. There's enough blame for all of them to share.
Why are you #polyamorous?
Wrong answer only:
I accidentally clicked on a pop-up and signed up for the free trial then forgot.
Wrong answer only:
I accidentally clicked on a pop-up and signed up for the free trial then forgot.
Why are you #polyamorous?
Wrong answer only:
I was trying to get together a #DnD group and succeed spectacularly.
Wrong answer only:
I was trying to get together a #DnD group and succeed spectacularly.
Why are you polyamorous?
Wrong answers only:
I'm trapped In the infinite samsara of finding my lovers over and over in this life and the next... occasionally a new one sneaks in.
Wrong answers only:
I'm trapped In the infinite samsara of finding my lovers over and over in this life and the next... occasionally a new one sneaks in.
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Why are you #polyamorous?
Wrong answer only:
I accidentally clicked on a pop-up and signed up for the free trial then forgot.
Wrong answer only:
I accidentally clicked on a pop-up and signed up for the free trial then forgot.
The Last Jedi was brilliant for this.
I firmly believe it's one of the best in the canon because it ends suggesting just this. Lineage is irrelevant, some people can just Use The Force.
At the end of the film, for the first time in forty years, nobody knew what was coming next. Masterful.
I firmly believe it's one of the best in the canon because it ends suggesting just this. Lineage is irrelevant, some people can just Use The Force.
At the end of the film, for the first time in forty years, nobody knew what was coming next. Masterful.
The actual canon I hate most about Star Wars is midichlorians.
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
So my Star Wars head canon as a kid...
was that lightsabers couldn't be used by non Force users, that you needed to literally use the Force to turn them on, to power them.
I still think that would've been an awesome idea. And also why Jedi chose to use them in a world of blasters.
was that lightsabers couldn't be used by non Force users, that you needed to literally use the Force to turn them on, to power them.
I still think that would've been an awesome idea. And also why Jedi chose to use them in a world of blasters.
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The Last Jedi was brilliant for this.
I firmly believe it's one of the best in the canon because it ends suggesting just this. Lineage is irrelevant, some people can just Use The Force.
At the end of the film, for the first time in forty years, nobody knew what was coming next. Masterful.
I firmly believe it's one of the best in the canon because it ends suggesting just this. Lineage is irrelevant, some people can just Use The Force.
At the end of the film, for the first time in forty years, nobody knew what was coming next. Masterful.
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The actual canon I hate most about Star Wars is midichlorians.
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
So my Star Wars head canon as a kid...
was that lightsabers couldn't be used by non Force users, that you needed to literally use the Force to turn them on, to power them.
I still think that would've been an awesome idea. And also why Jedi chose to use them in a world of blasters.
was that lightsabers couldn't be used by non Force users, that you needed to literally use the Force to turn them on, to power them.
I still think that would've been an awesome idea. And also why Jedi chose to use them in a world of blasters.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The actual canon I hate most about Star Wars is midichlorians.
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
Absolutely fucking stupid ass stupid fucking thing I HATES IT.
Anyone should have the ability to use the Force, and while some people are going to find that easier than others...anyone should be able to train.
But nooooo...
I hope with all my heart that we do so in full knowledge that there were consequences faced.
Sure. I want them for Trump, but he's already declining and the moment you remove supports he's gone mentally and physically.
I want to see Cuck Himmler, Apartheid Clyde, Thieluman & Jersey Shawshank.
Sure. I want them for Trump, but he's already declining and the moment you remove supports he's gone mentally and physically.
I want to see Cuck Himmler, Apartheid Clyde, Thieluman & Jersey Shawshank.
I think in thirty years when the full story about what’s going on with Trump and his health and who actually is in charge and how they’re hiding everything and what is happening behind the scenes comes out it is going to be so, so, so, so much worse then we are imagining.
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hope with all my heart that we do so in full knowledge that there were consequences faced.
Sure. I want them for Trump, but he's already declining and the moment you remove supports he's gone mentally and physically.
I want to see Cuck Himmler, Apartheid Clyde, Thieluman & Jersey Shawshank.
Sure. I want them for Trump, but he's already declining and the moment you remove supports he's gone mentally and physically.
I want to see Cuck Himmler, Apartheid Clyde, Thieluman & Jersey Shawshank.