Malvak
@malvak.bsky.social
He/Him, 29. Just got here! Into Kamen Rider, Megaman, Digimon, NieR, D&D, mecha, JRPGs, anime, skeletons, being a problem. I'm a software developer that produces nothing of value =] Say hey if you want?
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Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Street Fighter II and Soucalibur are only eight years apart, the length of time it now takes to almost make one game before it is cancelled.
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Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
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🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
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🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today?
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
_______________________________
🔹The McRib is back!(Lie)
🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten)
👉The McRib is back!(Seduce)
🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)
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thanks zero thats really cool of you to say
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
thanks zero thats really cool of you to say
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Seto Kaiba
fantasy isekai about an extremely dumb motherfucker who thinks he's just having a bad trip and refuses to believe he isnt still in Toronto despite mounting evidence to the contrary
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Seto Kaiba
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit
A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”
www.thenation.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Episode 22
Episode 22
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Episode 22
Episode 22
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can we talk about what a funny sight gag this is, though. He-Man (He/Him) is actually laugh out loud funny
People Are Big Mad About He-Man Having Pronouns
People Are Big Mad About He-Man Having Pronouns
A joke in the new 'Masters of the Universe' trailer plays into a familiar online grift.
gizmodo.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
can we talk about what a funny sight gag this is, though. He-Man (He/Him) is actually laugh out loud funny
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Greymon jacket? Yes, I am.
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Greymon jacket? Yes, I am.
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Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.
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dream drop distance✨ #KingdomHearts
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
dream drop distance✨ #KingdomHearts
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Cyborg 009 Sketch
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December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cyborg 009 Sketch
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[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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they should get sakurai to direct the trump death reveal video
and then at the end reveal a new fighter pass with the silhouettes of 5 billionaires
and then at the end reveal a new fighter pass with the silhouettes of 5 billionaires
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
they should get sakurai to direct the trump death reveal video
and then at the end reveal a new fighter pass with the silhouettes of 5 billionaires
and then at the end reveal a new fighter pass with the silhouettes of 5 billionaires
Sometimes you go to sleep because you're tired, and sometimes it's because you just don't want to be awake anymore.
August 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes you go to sleep because you're tired, and sometimes it's because you just don't want to be awake anymore.
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"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
August 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
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Kind of incredible how folks thought AI subtitles were a good idea, especially for a show kids watch
August 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kind of incredible how folks thought AI subtitles were a good idea, especially for a show kids watch
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"view full thread" remains the funniest part of this website
![a truncated bluesky thread.
Ripperoni @ripperoni.com • 19h
You ever think about how we just kept killer whales as amusement park attractions for years?
[view full thread button, indicating missing thread posts]
Charlotte replying to Katie about something we can't see, under ripperoni's thread:
depends on the porn site](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pzvko3dvcjbysqakwci3t3gf/bafkreiajb76mdnind4opb3oylep3otqdrhytlrn3p7fncdtos3l6wj7nvm@jpeg)
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"view full thread" remains the funniest part of this website
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*substory jingle*
August 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*substory jingle*
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relena peacecraft: such a mysterious boy... what could he possibly be thinking?
heero yuy, internally: TOP TEN GUN NOISES, NUMBER 10: PCHOW. NUMBER 9: CHHSHH. NUMBER 8,
heero yuy, internally: TOP TEN GUN NOISES, NUMBER 10: PCHOW. NUMBER 9: CHHSHH. NUMBER 8,
August 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
relena peacecraft: such a mysterious boy... what could he possibly be thinking?
heero yuy, internally: TOP TEN GUN NOISES, NUMBER 10: PCHOW. NUMBER 9: CHHSHH. NUMBER 8,
heero yuy, internally: TOP TEN GUN NOISES, NUMBER 10: PCHOW. NUMBER 9: CHHSHH. NUMBER 8,