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Guitars mostly heavy/fast, sports mostly NFL (Steelers fan 1995-2025, Eagles fan 2025-2026), AEW, tech stuff. I am a jock/nerd hybrid

Mostly here to yuk it up and see Pittsburgh stuff but I will certainly yell politically from time to time.
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do you remember "microblogging"
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Still savoring that Butker doink
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Watching garbage reality tv, talking at it

Me: I've never said this before, but hey Mormon wife: "you thought you ate"
@forgottencorners.bsky.social: Yeah! You are so unc.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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There's something special about this time of year!
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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so what's the over/under on a pittsburgh waymo hurling itself down a stair street and off a cliff
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
New refrain in this household

Call: Do you desire? Do you require?
Response: I would like to admire

This is used specifically to ask and then confirm if you want another piece of bread toasted
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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You’re not just playing against the menu, you’re playing against the man across from you
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is just most bars in Pittsburgh
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I actually think this is the reason I feel better having deleted Facebook and only looking at instagram a couple times a year - it’s not the AI slop itself, it’s realizing the people you respected are functionally braindead that is depressing
I've deleted most of my FB info, just kept my account alive to use site for work. So depressing watching people I friended, for whatever reason over the years, share idiotic AI slop. A big neon sign screaming "DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PERSON."
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I hate that I know this guy so well.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
HELL YEAH TO THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The fact that Donald Trump responded to my restating of the law and a bedrock constitutional principle by calling for my death shows exactly what he thinks of our Constitution and the rule of law.
Trump Accuses Democrats of Sedition, ‘Punishable by Death,’ Over Message to the Military
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Despised Icon: still got it (the ending of this song might be one of the most intense things I've ever heard)
Corpse Pose
YouTube video by Despised Icon - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM