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Mark D
@markjd84.bsky.social
Transport consultant (esp. developing countries) and data tools research at ITP/Haskoning, tho views here are personal

he/him #Nottingham

check out @citiesbot.bsky.social
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idk if you guys are doing this here but i'm gona do a bsky #firstpost

Me: transport planning and research at Integrated Transport Planning (UK was-SME, now part of RHDHV)

I run #urban #publictransport R+D projects and ITP's #GIS

Also really into #activetravel, #bancars, and the #climatecrisis
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
a dentist and orthodontist are very similar except when you go in the orthodontist office the chair is at 90°
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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🚨Thousands joined a coalition of groups for @makethempay.bsky.social yesterday

‼️ The richest 1% produce more than twice the amount of emissions as the poorest 1/2 of the population

Together we demand:
✅ Tax the super-rich
✅ Protect the workers, not the billionaires
✅ Make polluters pay
#TaxtheRich
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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one in five americans still getting their brains poached in elon's racist, self-worshipping bullshit
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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haven't finished anything lately, think i'll start something else
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this job app is asking for an example a challenge i've addressed at work

our SharePoint migration definitely qualifies ;)

but if SP helps me get a job ima not know how to feel....
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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all i know is that zohran mamdani just showed he is better at getting the president to concede and defer to him than literally any democrat in washington
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
cant eat omelettes anymore. Because of Yolk
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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the "b" in "subtle" is really just there as an example
November 9, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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If you're wondering why a large chunk of ostensibly left-of-center pundits are waging war on environmental protections in the form of an "abundance agenda," it's because Silicon Valley has quietly developed a culture of rampant pollution.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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same for any vehicle factory built or modified to have the lights higher than a normal car's. you don't need that shit and everyone's lives are worse for it
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds

WIFE: no way

ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"he doesn't look like his mum.

He doesn't look like his dad.

But he DOES look like George Michael"

#OverheardInNotts
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This needs to happen more often.

If an agent pulls his weapon on a civilian for no reason, they should be arrested and charged.

This is why filming ICE encounters is so important.

You’re documenting atrocities. You may help get a dangerous man off the streets.

ktla.com/news/local-n...
ktla.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i don't have a job atm but we were just talking about how Teams etc have brought socials-style stuff into the workplace

i don't want to 'Like' or ❤️ a coworker's shenanigans.

at most i want to 'acknowledge' or 'accept' it
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
13% after 16 months.

And his unpopularity has "no floor".
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Mo Farah would not have been a British citizen for the 2012 Olympics if Labour had introduced their new asylum plan.
Mo Farah, trafficked to UK aged 9 in 1992. Teacher Alan Watkinson secures citizenship after 8 years here, 2000 (aged 17) so he could travel abroad as GB athlete

Under future rules

Renew status? 1995, 98 x6

Eligible settlement after 20 years (2012)

Citizenship 2013

news.sky.com/story/sir-mo...
Sir Mo Farah reveals 'the truth' about how he came to the UK
The Olympic star was warned speaking out could put his British citizenship at "real risk" - but it is understood the Home Office is taking no action against him.
news.sky.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Kool-Aid Man’s glass penis clinks awkwardly against Kool-Aid Woman’s glass vagina. “What horrible God made us?” he asks, miserably
August 11, 2023 at 3:49 AM
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the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I think it’s time we rename Uranus.

I suggest Urbutthole.

Click like and subscribe for more scientific insights.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM