mark dasovic
@markness.bsky.social
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Did Epstein have the Necronomicon?
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did Epstein have the Necronomicon?
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JAMES CAMERON: Did you finish rendering that final CGI showdown between the forces of indigenous society and extractive capital?
FX Lead: Sure did, boss. Made the cat-monkeys real fuckin sexy, just like you asked.
CAMERON: What
FX Lead: Sure did, boss. Made the cat-monkeys real fuckin sexy, just like you asked.
CAMERON: What
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
JAMES CAMERON: Did you finish rendering that final CGI showdown between the forces of indigenous society and extractive capital?
FX Lead: Sure did, boss. Made the cat-monkeys real fuckin sexy, just like you asked.
CAMERON: What
FX Lead: Sure did, boss. Made the cat-monkeys real fuckin sexy, just like you asked.
CAMERON: What
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I can hear the accents inside
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I can hear the accents inside
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it's the goddamn christmas adventurers club
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
it's the goddamn christmas adventurers club
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Damn, when they said AI was going to take away our jobs I never thought they meant @justinhalpern.bsky.social's mom.
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Damn, when they said AI was going to take away our jobs I never thought they meant @justinhalpern.bsky.social's mom.
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you have selected: no
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
you have selected: no
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Happy 10 year anniversary to one of the funniest moments in frotcast history
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
Matt Lieb Improvises "Corporate Birthday" On The FilmDrunk Frotcast
YouTube video by Vince Mancini
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Happy 10 year anniversary to one of the funniest moments in frotcast history
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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GAME NIGHT IS ON NETFLIX IF YOU HAVEN’T YOU SHOULD.
a group of people are standing in a line with the words `` do we follow him ? ''
ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with the words `` do we follow him ? ''
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
GAME NIGHT IS ON NETFLIX IF YOU HAVEN’T YOU SHOULD.
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Best we ever did was Barky McFly
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Best we ever did was Barky McFly
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We're bringing Less Than Jake back into mainstream consciousness
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We're bringing Less Than Jake back into mainstream consciousness
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Ya know, the thing about this cultural collapse is that it's just joyless. Other cultural collapses had small little slivers of fun--but they spent the last 15 years flattening culture into a beige nepo baby hellscape through complete economic oppression and control that it feels more relentless
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ya know, the thing about this cultural collapse is that it's just joyless. Other cultural collapses had small little slivers of fun--but they spent the last 15 years flattening culture into a beige nepo baby hellscape through complete economic oppression and control that it feels more relentless
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Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.
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the greatest moment in tic tac toe history
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the greatest moment in tic tac toe history
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It’s my duty to remind you that The Substance is now on HBO Max. One of my favorite (body) (horror) movies of all-time.
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s my duty to remind you that The Substance is now on HBO Max. One of my favorite (body) (horror) movies of all-time.