Martha O'Neill
@marthamon.bsky.social
Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.
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How I used my third wish
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
How I used my third wish
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February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Dropped some business-related papers off to my Dad at his retirement home.
Put them in a square envelope bc that's all I had.
Staff walked it into the dining room for him & EVERYONE thought it was a Valentine & watched him open it.
Hope he didn't have high school flashbacks like I would have had.
Put them in a square envelope bc that's all I had.
Staff walked it into the dining room for him & EVERYONE thought it was a Valentine & watched him open it.
Hope he didn't have high school flashbacks like I would have had.
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Dropped some business-related papers off to my Dad at his retirement home.
Put them in a square envelope bc that's all I had.
Staff walked it into the dining room for him & EVERYONE thought it was a Valentine & watched him open it.
Hope he didn't have high school flashbacks like I would have had.
Put them in a square envelope bc that's all I had.
Staff walked it into the dining room for him & EVERYONE thought it was a Valentine & watched him open it.
Hope he didn't have high school flashbacks like I would have had.
Good to see the Oxford comma not used correctly, finally!
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Good to see the Oxford comma not used correctly, finally!
"Wham Rap" was born so that Eminem could fly.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Wham Rap" was born so that Eminem could fly.
Fame in Canada means seeing a celebrity out in public and, unable to place them, assuming you went to high school together or something like that.
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Fame in Canada means seeing a celebrity out in public and, unable to place them, assuming you went to high school together or something like that.
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When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
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Will I understand this Super Bowl if I haven’t seen the first fifty-nine
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Will I understand this Super Bowl if I haven’t seen the first fifty-nine
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
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(gift substack) Jeffrey Epstein didn't want prostitutes. He wanted scared, vulnerable girls and young women he could control. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
Understanding Epstein's Crimes
Sex trafficking isn't widely understood. Here is what Epstein did.
open.substack.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
(gift substack) Jeffrey Epstein didn't want prostitutes. He wanted scared, vulnerable girls and young women he could control. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
Time to take down my Groundhog Day lights and put up my Valentine's Day tree.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Time to take down my Groundhog Day lights and put up my Valentine's Day tree.
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It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.
2 cousins who played in the NHL, and a friend who was one of the leads on Letterkenny.
Bonus point: my dad went to high school with Tim Horton.
Bonus point: my dad went to high school with Tim Horton.
Canadian citizenship test should really just be how many degrees removed are you from a professional hockey player or someone who's been on Letterkenny.
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
2 cousins who played in the NHL, and a friend who was one of the leads on Letterkenny.
Bonus point: my dad went to high school with Tim Horton.
Bonus point: my dad went to high school with Tim Horton.
Latest stained glass project done!
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Latest stained glass project done!
Really hoping for a regular Groundhog Day vs the Bill Murray version tomorrow.
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Really hoping for a regular Groundhog Day vs the Bill Murray version tomorrow.
It's hard to overstate how important Catherine O'Hara was to so many Canadians, especially those of us in the entertainment field. She was a comedic genius and a genuinely kind person. Such sad news.
Tributes pour in for legendary Canadian actress Catherine O'Hara following her death at age 71 | CBC
www.cbc.ca
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It's hard to overstate how important Catherine O'Hara was to so many Canadians, especially those of us in the entertainment field. She was a comedic genius and a genuinely kind person. Such sad news.
This 40+ year-old song is both hopeful and powerful, once again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Zs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Zs...
The Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down! (Live Aid 1985)
YouTube video by Live Aid
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
This 40+ year-old song is both hopeful and powerful, once again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Zs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Zs...
I have been "so done with this shit" since I was in Grade 2.
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I have been "so done with this shit" since I was in Grade 2.
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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Minor electrical issue?
a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is holding a brush .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is holding a brush .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Minor electrical issue?
I may seem cool on the outside but know that one sock has totally bunched up to my toes in these boots.
January 21, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I may seem cool on the outside but know that one sock has totally bunched up to my toes in these boots.
This is wild! So scary. What a rollercoaster.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 AM
This is wild! So scary. What a rollercoaster.
The only revenge I have as I get older is calling Millennials "Ma'am" & "Sir" when we interact.
January 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The only revenge I have as I get older is calling Millennials "Ma'am" & "Sir" when we interact.