Dang it Webster
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Ringleader of the gongfarmers
No one talks about how the Olympics keeps the interpretive dance complex afloat. BIG DANCE has a lot of questions to answer. Mostly, why does it go on for so long?
kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
No one talks about how the Olympics keeps the interpretive dance complex afloat. BIG DANCE has a lot of questions to answer. Mostly, why does it go on for so long?
This has blown my mind
Reminder that "jaywalking" was literally made up by american car manufacturers to shift the blame for accidents from drivers to pedestrians. "Jay" was a slang term meaning "idiot" or "rube".
“Jaywalking is permitted in London. In 1966, the police tried to crack down on it, but gave up after three months.”
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
This has blown my mind
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Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis
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That explains the smell.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
That explains the smell.
Stupid sexy trains
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Stupid sexy trains
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I'll say it again: watching Robert Jenrick do "cunning politics" is like watching a toddler hide behind a cushion.
"Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
"Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I'll say it again: watching Robert Jenrick do "cunning politics" is like watching a toddler hide behind a cushion.
"Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
"Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
I can't believe... I mean....
WHAT!??
WHAT!??
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I can't believe... I mean....
WHAT!??
WHAT!??
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Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
Deluded wine mom's sounds like a band I'd like. Bikini Kill with more East Bay Ray guitar with added psychedelic turns.
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Deluded wine mom's sounds like a band I'd like. Bikini Kill with more East Bay Ray guitar with added psychedelic turns.
Captain Sensible will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Captain Sensible will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sex Bomb-adil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
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If this was mine I’d be in the cells by now x
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If this was mine I’d be in the cells by now x
Pretty sure I have this Led Zep album on vinyl
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pretty sure I have this Led Zep album on vinyl
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*Slams this skeet on the Cabinet table*: this is what we believe!
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*Slams this skeet on the Cabinet table*: this is what we believe!
Wait, are they calling solid snake to tell him this news?
New weight-loss drug can burn fat without wasting muscle
New weight-loss drug can burn fat without wasting muscle
New weight-loss drug can burn fat without wasting muscle
www.independent.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wait, are they calling solid snake to tell him this news?
I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows im miserable now!
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows im miserable now!
"Hands off cocks, on socks"
"Last night I heard my mama singing a song,
Ooh-wee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep".
Ooh-wee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep".
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Hands off cocks, on socks"
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Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
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Want to know how to play mods with UZDoom? @mistericarus.bsky.social 's got you covered! #ForkedUnderA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu6...
How To Play Doom Mods With UZDoom
YouTube video by IcarusLIVES
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Want to know how to play mods with UZDoom? @mistericarus.bsky.social 's got you covered! #ForkedUnderA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu6...
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.