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While probably horrendous on an environmental level, having all these toys arrive with a partially charged lithium battery is a monumental shift in Xmas morning satisfaction. “Of course you can drive your RC T Rex! I don’t need to find 8 C batteries at 6am!”
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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"I'm not in denial... I'm in open rebellion."

Same, Ethan Hawke. Same.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Toledo hired Mercer's coach who is the most Football Coach lookin football coach i've ever seen
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
in things i never needed to know, @defunctland.bsky.social let us know how damn thirsty every disney puppeteer was/is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIg...
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Air Force goes 18 plays, 90 yards, over 10 mins… TURNOVER ON DOWNS!
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Travel Sandwich: lovingly prepared the morning of a trip then consumed with joy on train/plane/bus.

Few foods hit so hard and above their weight class as that perfect italian meats and cheese in a crowded public place with overpriced slop.
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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"drugs in your kids Halloween candy" and "people are paid to protest" give off the same energy.
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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this is like half of r/ups now
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
American Dad - The Rapture
YouTube video by davester83
www.youtube.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Urban camping by the nicest man in the world just dropped—if Mr. Rogers was roughing it.
Musician Disguise Stealth Camping
YouTube video by Steve Wallis
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is not on linear TV. The national people that follow me are not watching. Please, boot up ESPN+ and check it out. UConn is for real. Welcome to Hell @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Scott Van Pelt and Stanford Steve are a little cold and loopy and can't stop laughing at Coach Hammock and the "best dump of his career"
December 24, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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It'll never not be funny that the New York Jets gave complete control of their multi-billion dollar organization to this lunatic
Jets' Aaron Rodgers Says He's Been Drinking Cayenne Pepper Water: 'Fountain of Youth'
As New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has dealt with a series of nagging injuries in recent weeks, he is turning to a mixture of cayenne pepper and water…
bleacherreport.com
October 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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time for possibly the greatest christmas banger of all time, and definitely the most overachieving cover in the history of music. this is like if someone tore up the club with hot cross buns
Mannheim Steamroller - Good King Wenceslas (Audio)
YouTube video by MannheimSteamVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Die Ballmitnahme war gar nicht so schlecht ... 😍

#fcsp
December 24, 2024 at 9:03 AM
September 1, 1939
WH Auden
November 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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happy dr. manhattan day to all who celebrate
November 22, 2023 at 1:48 PM