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Percy Miracles
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IT WAS A DAY IN OUR NEAR FUTURE THE ERA OF THE CYBORG HAD BEGUN
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“It’s called LeChiffre-ing. Teens are strapping themselves down to bottomless chairs and absolutely demolishing each other’s balls with heavy ropes.”

#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
What’s a movie gag that never fails to get a chuckle from you?

The GOAT of movie farts
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My favorite read from #NCBD
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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No film where someone pronounces “murder” as “moiduh” is entirely without merit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Shittles
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Necro Wafers
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Gobsloppers
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ted Cruz looks like Ra’s Al Ghul if the Lazarus Pits stopped working
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
These paint a wonderful picture of Santa getting more and more fucked up at a Christmas party
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“They’re the same picture.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now.

I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MFs love to tell you that "box office doesn't matter!" until something they like performs well and they can't wait to tell you the numbers
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Alexa, please inform me of my location in space-time relative to my bag
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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In a frankly ludicrous triumph of hope and optimism over common sense and experience, I have just sent an unsolicited copy of one my books to someone whom I would *really* like to see it.

If the entirety of Bluesky could please cross their fingers and toes, it would be appreciated.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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My book - Budget Biomorphs: The Making of The Guyver Films - will be celebrating its second anniversary on Nov 16th (how has it been two years 😱). If you see this post and weren’t aware of the book, could you share this with other like-minded Guyver film fans? It’ll really help out this indie author
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ninja Gaiden 4 is like you fuckers like big naturals HERE HAVE ALL OF THEM 🎮
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When the beat is so fly you have to make a face like you’re disgusted
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Absolute bombshell in the Epstein Files 🤯

🎮
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Late game Silksong bosses reading your inputs
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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now don’t get me wrong: capers ARE delicious, I just thought they might be a bit more dangerous and exciting
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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🕯️
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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At 8k followers we will give away 8 free items from our shop. Sound good? 💌
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict:

“I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything….

“That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants…

Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Never tire of seeing him jack off two male ghosts
very normal dancing, sir
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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the ass doodoo league
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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not me picking a random movie based solely on the the title, the cover, the positive reviews, the recommendations of several dear friends, and the fact that i've been wanting to see it for a while 🫣
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM