Metalupis
@metalupis.bsky.social
I live with cats and love puns
cishet he/they
GMAIL: same username
cishet he/they
GMAIL: same username
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I'm going to give you the best secret I know to cooking amazing turkey or chicken or beef or any meat at all.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm going to give you the best secret I know to cooking amazing turkey or chicken or beef or any meat at all.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
Ready? Write this down.
Cook to temperature, not time.
Get an instant-read digital thermometer, and use it. If you don't own one, you should get one.
if anyone wonders what the inside of my head sounds like most days (quick and dirty transfer of most of the playlist because it actually lives on an old ipod i have)
open.spotify.com/playlist/0SZ...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0SZ...
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if anyone wonders what the inside of my head sounds like most days (quick and dirty transfer of most of the playlist because it actually lives on an old ipod i have)
open.spotify.com/playlist/0SZ...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0SZ...
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Thought this hawk was a decoy meant to frighten other birds out of this yard but nah it was real.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thought this hawk was a decoy meant to frighten other birds out of this yard but nah it was real.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Took a nap and had a weird dream about trying to find people at a convention to go to dinner with
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Took a nap and had a weird dream about trying to find people at a convention to go to dinner with
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Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hi. I'm Steph.
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
I stream Magic the Gathering with my husband.
I encourage people to play games with their booster packs.
I think I'm funnier than I am.
I think you're gross if you like when people have fewer rights than you.
I love when people live authentically.
Jump onboard if this sounds fun.🫡
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Ok these shirts with food names done in heavy metal logo fonts are just hysterical. There are more at the link. I'm giggling too hard at these. twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ok these shirts with food names done in heavy metal logo fonts are just hysterical. There are more at the link. I'm giggling too hard at these. twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
Drive home from work should be fun
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Drive home from work should be fun
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Dachshund Cerberus Dog Vomiting Update
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Dachshund Cerberus Dog Vomiting Update
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
Took all 3 to the vet at 8am. Loaf required 3 people to hold him down for the blood draw, since he decided to alligator roll across the exam table. They didn’t walk as far this morning since they haven’t kept food down for a couple of days.
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Found out from a friend who has a recalled bottle that there’s a 40,000 bottle recall of a nasal spray from Walgreens.
www.health.com/walgreens-na...
www.health.com/walgreens-na...
More Than 40,000 Bottles of Nasal Spray Recalled Nationwide Due to Bacteria Contamination
A nasal spray from Walgreens was pulled from shelves due to bacterial contamination. The FDA gave the recall the second-highest risk level.
www.health.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Found out from a friend who has a recalled bottle that there’s a 40,000 bottle recall of a nasal spray from Walgreens.
www.health.com/walgreens-na...
www.health.com/walgreens-na...
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Today's featured item is the Rose star. It's a lovely 3D beaded star, the design is the same front and back. Available on Ko-Fi. buff.ly/KfDGthc
#BlueSkyNightMarket #handmade #shopsmall #kofi
#BlueSkyNightMarket #handmade #shopsmall #kofi
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Today's featured item is the Rose star. It's a lovely 3D beaded star, the design is the same front and back. Available on Ko-Fi. buff.ly/KfDGthc
#BlueSkyNightMarket #handmade #shopsmall #kofi
#BlueSkyNightMarket #handmade #shopsmall #kofi
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November Giveaway Announcement!
6 random never-before-given-away cards
Enter using Google Forms: forms.gle/Bb26H8uVxxjd...
Giveaway runs through 11/30/25. Good luck!
Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
6 random never-before-given-away cards
Enter using Google Forms: forms.gle/Bb26H8uVxxjd...
Giveaway runs through 11/30/25. Good luck!
Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November Giveaway Announcement!
6 random never-before-given-away cards
Enter using Google Forms: forms.gle/Bb26H8uVxxjd...
Giveaway runs through 11/30/25. Good luck!
Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
6 random never-before-given-away cards
Enter using Google Forms: forms.gle/Bb26H8uVxxjd...
Giveaway runs through 11/30/25. Good luck!
Please read the form for information on how to earn up to 3 total entries.
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Dainty and mindful
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Dainty and mindful
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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She is ready to listen to all your problems and all the gossip. Spill the tea girl.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
She is ready to listen to all your problems and all the gossip. Spill the tea girl.
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"LET HIM SPEAK!"
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When you walk away, you don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
"Please, oh baby, don't go"
Simple and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
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The ura-nage started as a high-level judo throw and somehow became one of the most influential suplex families in pro wrestling.
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
How a Judo reversal move became a puroresu staple: the ura-nage 「裏投げ」
Whenever I watch puroresu, or any wrestling show in general, I have this annoying habit of clipping a cool move and posting it on Threads or Bluesky. And of course like any irrational fan who gets a l...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The ura-nage started as a high-level judo throw and somehow became one of the most influential suplex families in pro wrestling.
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
Please check it out my new article!
#WrestleSky 🤼♂️
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I met Sailor Green Bae and she gave me a beer and a string cheese!
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I met Sailor Green Bae and she gave me a beer and a string cheese!