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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 13h

Someone is going crazy with fireworks in the distance. British Columbia, is that you?

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Dr. Berto/Rally Lamb @bertoinpublic.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t hate the Mariners anymore but I need Canada to win the World Series this year.

And maybe for the next three years after this one.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 13h

You hide your favorite snacks in the top cupboard, don't you?

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 1d

I met this curly-haired Lilliputian a few years ago and will forever regret not getting a picture of her shoulder-to-shoulder with my 4’8” wife 👇🏾

Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

My Sunday humor post is about a short girl in love with her inaccessible top cupboard.

Absolutely not based on a true story involving hobbit-sized me not being aware tenants from several years ago left things behind in the top cupboard. michellemilliken.substack.com/p/forbidden-...

Forbidden Love: A Short Girl and a Top Cupboard

Nothing can separate us, except counter climbing hazards

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 13h

Hopefully a solid pizza pan.

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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 13h

YOU READY SHOHEI??????????????

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keelin 🧛‍♀️ @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 13h

Rootin’ for the Blue Jays for the optics alone. 🇨🇦

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 16h

Zombie Humpy Not Dead Yet, Just Looks Like It: tinyurl.com/4z3rc84c

Humpy from the Mariners Salmon Run in zombie fish form with eye drooping out of gray, decomposing head

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Kelsey 🎃🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 14h

Mariners you absolute dumbfucks

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Felina510 @felina510.bsky.social · 13h

Im so sad for Randy and Julio and Dumpy and Wooski and Joshy... but we can all agree it's time for this little baby to shine

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 13h

*whispers*

I know we're supposed to hate all the 2017 Astros, but I've never hated Springer and am proud of the old fart.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 13h

Me thinking about Chris Bassitt going to the World Series...

a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches .

ALT: a man in a purple vikings jersey is talking into a microphone while a woman watches .

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

If I win the World Series, I'd rather have this hat than a ring.

30th State Highlights 🧀 @30thstate.bsky.social · 1d

The FS1 broadcast showcases a Jays fan's bedazzled hat

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

My Sunday humor post is about a short girl in love with her inaccessible top cupboard.

Absolutely not based on a true story involving hobbit-sized me not being aware tenants from several years ago left things behind in the top cupboard. michellemilliken.substack.com/p/forbidden-...

Forbidden Love: A Short Girl and a Top Cupboard

Nothing can separate us, except counter climbing hazards

michellemilliken.substack.com

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

Just make dough. No baking needed!

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 1d

I like it when John Smoltz offers his opinion about two baseball teams he has clearly never watched until this series

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to promote this one more time because it's spooky season and nothing is scarier than self-promotion!

I wrote a dumb Substack post on athletes' fears and delusional/realistic scary movie survival plans. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...

Who Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? Hairy NHL Defensemen

NFL and MLB players may survive grandmothers

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 1d

This includes important information on how to scare Josh Donaldson and how Disney Channel Original Movies are terrifying.

Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 2d

I did important Halloween research today. I learned which athletes would survive spooky season calamities, what scares them the most, and why grandmothers are the monsters under MLB and NFL players' beds. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...

Who Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? Hairy NHL Defensemen

NFL and MLB players may survive grandmothers

sillygooseboxscores.substack.com

Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 2d

PS - Because two people asked. If you're subscribed to my original Substack, you won't get the Silly Goose Box Scores posts in your inbox unless you subscribe to it separately. I didn't transfer existing subscribers over because my sports commentary is ridiculous. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com

Silly Goose Box Scores | Michelle Milliken | Substack

Runs? Eh. Points? They're okay, I guess. This newsletter, though, highlights giggle producers in sports. Click to read Silly Goose Box Scores, by Michelle Milliken, a Substack publication. Launched 13...

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 2d

I did important Halloween research today. I learned which athletes would survive spooky season calamities, what scares them the most, and why grandmothers are the monsters under MLB and NFL players' beds. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/who-would-...

Who Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? Hairy NHL Defensemen

NFL and MLB players may survive grandmothers

sillygooseboxscores.substack.com

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