Mitch Wolfe
@mitchelltwolfe.bsky.social
Here to escape Twitter and rant about sports/America like everyone else
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
Guffawing at what Mark Andrews just did
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Guffawing at what Mark Andrews just did
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Acting like there’s some huge problem with the CFP format when the ACC’s dumb conference tiebreakers are to blame for everyone’s complaints is hilarious
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Acting like there’s some huge problem with the CFP format when the ACC’s dumb conference tiebreakers are to blame for everyone’s complaints is hilarious
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There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.
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"and the Oscar goes to..."
[cut to ad] "my husband was finishing too early, until he tried these pills..."
[cut to ad] "my husband was finishing too early, until he tried these pills..."
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"and the Oscar goes to..."
[cut to ad] "my husband was finishing too early, until he tried these pills..."
[cut to ad] "my husband was finishing too early, until he tried these pills..."
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"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
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Is there anyone in sports media--nay, media--who has not received at least one offer to interview Jay Paterno in the past six weeks?
@alexkirshner.com dawg.. I been getting emails to interview Jay Paterno for months now… as a news reporter.. in Kansas City…
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Is there anyone in sports media--nay, media--who has not received at least one offer to interview Jay Paterno in the past six weeks?
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Notre Dame speedrunning the 2023 Florida State Squandering Playoff Snub Goodwill challenge
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Notre Dame speedrunning the 2023 Florida State Squandering Playoff Snub Goodwill challenge
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2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
2014-2022: The “the committee is always biased in favor of Bama and gives them lots of undeserved freebies” thing was frequently repeated, but not really true
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
2023-2025: It’s true now lmao!
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if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
if Bama not making the CFP because they lost in the SEC CG sets a precedent that makes teams not want to play in their conference title games moving forward, it will actually make it very easy to know which teams should be excluded from consideration for the CFP for simply being losers lol
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All of you who are rooting for Diego Pavia to win his eligibility lawsuit need to reckon with what you're cheering on
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All of you who are rooting for Diego Pavia to win his eligibility lawsuit need to reckon with what you're cheering on
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If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you need to understand what's happening, this farce is a perfect place to begin.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
A broken, unhappy man is being given a fake award he doesn't deserve by a corrupt group looking to bribe him and earn favors. It's meaningless, everything he wants, and it won't matter to him within an hour.
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For real though. Chaos is great but having to watch a bad 7-5 Duke team in a conference title game while an actual good team sits home because of tiebreaker minutiae is just bad
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For real though. Chaos is great but having to watch a bad 7-5 Duke team in a conference title game while an actual good team sits home because of tiebreaker minutiae is just bad
Spending Thanksgiving with local sports radio / First Take people is so hard
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Spending Thanksgiving with local sports radio / First Take people is so hard
Giant Jesus signs couldn’t make it to Pittsburgh?
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Giant Jesus signs couldn’t make it to Pittsburgh?
Tried this about 15 years ago. It doesn’t go anywhere near as hard as you think/want it to
I forget which one of you maniacs inceptioned me into this, but we're trying the pop tart peanut butter sandwich
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tried this about 15 years ago. It doesn’t go anywhere near as hard as you think/want it to
Lmao Vilma, whose combine height was 6’0.5” is just demonstrably taller than Trump who always claims he’s 6’3”
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Lmao Vilma, whose combine height was 6’0.5” is just demonstrably taller than Trump who always claims he’s 6’3”
Boy if BC had kicked those field goals SMU would be shaking in their boots right now
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Boy if BC had kicked those field goals SMU would be shaking in their boots right now
“Doesn’t look like anything to me”
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Doesn’t look like anything to me”
Boston College Not Mentioned!!!
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Boston College Not Mentioned!!!
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this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
“I live in a world of negative hyperbole so anytime something goes wrong, I can say I was right” - the worst fucking people in the world
October 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“I live in a world of negative hyperbole so anytime something goes wrong, I can say I was right” - the worst fucking people in the world
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South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu).
The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?
(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us?
(📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)
September 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Alt text is unbelievable