mkaffeine
@mkaffeine.bsky.social
Reposted by mkaffeine
‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
‘Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace’
Reposted by mkaffeine
When I try to reply to a gmail now, I get an automatic "Do you need help writing?" cue. No, I do not, and kindly fuck off into the sun. Is there a way to turn this off?
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
When I try to reply to a gmail now, I get an automatic "Do you need help writing?" cue. No, I do not, and kindly fuck off into the sun. Is there a way to turn this off?
In addition to trying to destroy NATO, they’re building another Security Council. 🤯 Where is the opposition party?!?!?!
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In addition to trying to destroy NATO, they’re building another Security Council. 🤯 Where is the opposition party?!?!?!
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...
Reposted by mkaffeine
These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly?
LEAVITT: Why was Renee Good unfortunately and tragically killed?
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly?
Reposted by mkaffeine
The White House wastes no time gaslighting the American people
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/ice-shoots...
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/ice-shoots...
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The White House wastes no time gaslighting the American people
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/ice-shoots...
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/ice-shoots...
Reposted by mkaffeine
Reposted by mkaffeine
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Reposted by mkaffeine
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
Reposted by mkaffeine
NYCers have earned a day to just feel hopeful and happy. Nobody's in denial about political reality, and tomorrow will be here soon enough, but an inauguration is a celebration and an articulation of a vision, and it's okay to let yourself give in to the joy of aspiration.
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
NYCers have earned a day to just feel hopeful and happy. Nobody's in denial about political reality, and tomorrow will be here soon enough, but an inauguration is a celebration and an articulation of a vision, and it's okay to let yourself give in to the joy of aspiration.
Reposted by mkaffeine
An absolutely wonderful, versatile, powerful and powerfully funny actor who enlivened everything he was in, and a huge loss. I'm not going to say the word, but we're all thinking it in his honor. RIP Isiah Whitlock. deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
An absolutely wonderful, versatile, powerful and powerfully funny actor who enlivened everything he was in, and a huge loss. I'm not going to say the word, but we're all thinking it in his honor. RIP Isiah Whitlock. deadline.com/2025/12/isia...
Reposted by mkaffeine
Financially, emotionally, historically, psychologically, intellectually, culturally, spiritually, aesthetically, thematically and existentially speaking, what happened in 2025 can never happen again
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Financially, emotionally, historically, psychologically, intellectually, culturally, spiritually, aesthetically, thematically and existentially speaking, what happened in 2025 can never happen again
Reposted by mkaffeine
Reposted by mkaffeine
I self-diagnosed myself with something after lots of research online, went to the doctor and I was right! I will be seeing patients in the new year.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I self-diagnosed myself with something after lots of research online, went to the doctor and I was right! I will be seeing patients in the new year.
Reposted by mkaffeine
I'd rather drink goat's blood.
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'd rather drink goat's blood.
Reposted by mkaffeine
Terrifying how far down this is on my list of things to worry about
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Terrifying how far down this is on my list of things to worry about
Reposted by mkaffeine
oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
Reposted by mkaffeine
Somebody said the U.S. has big “dying mall” energy right now and I can’t stop thinking about his accurate that feels
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Somebody said the U.S. has big “dying mall” energy right now and I can’t stop thinking about his accurate that feels
Reposted by mkaffeine
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Reposted by mkaffeine
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
Reposted by mkaffeine
Somebody ask Mike Johnson about the unemployment report and Susie Wiles, he needs to get his 10,000 steps in.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Somebody ask Mike Johnson about the unemployment report and Susie Wiles, he needs to get his 10,000 steps in.
Reposted by mkaffeine
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Reposted by mkaffeine
I’m quickly approaching the opinion that Daniel Craig is the greatest actor of our time because how the hell is he so good at being James Bond AND Benoit Blanc????
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m quickly approaching the opinion that Daniel Craig is the greatest actor of our time because how the hell is he so good at being James Bond AND Benoit Blanc????
Reposted by mkaffeine
Hey, hey, RFK
How many kids did you kill today?
How many kids did you kill today?
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey, hey, RFK
How many kids did you kill today?
How many kids did you kill today?
Reposted by mkaffeine
The 🇺🇸American satirical romantic comedy film "TOOTSIE" directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman and Charles Durning premiered #OnThisDay in 1982 at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California
🎬 Columbia Pictures
🎬 Columbia Pictures
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The 🇺🇸American satirical romantic comedy film "TOOTSIE" directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman and Charles Durning premiered #OnThisDay in 1982 at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California
🎬 Columbia Pictures
🎬 Columbia Pictures