Max Muse
@mnchaos.bsky.social
Writer, artist and a news junkie calling out the chaos, finding the fun, and keeping it real. If you’re looking for sharp takes and lighter moments in a noisy world ..welcome!
Powerball jackpot hits $1.5B just in time for the holidays! Now you can dream of winning, only to have your relatives turn into financial vampires during Christmas dinner 🧛♂️💸. Seems like the only winning numbers are 1, 2, 3, 'delete your number.' #MegaMillions #Powerball2023
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Powerball jackpot hits $1.5B just in time for the holidays! Now you can dream of winning, only to have your relatives turn into financial vampires during Christmas dinner 🧛♂️💸. Seems like the only winning numbers are 1, 2, 3, 'delete your number.' #MegaMillions #Powerball2023
How to make a panettone burger: Step 1 - Get a huge panettone. Step 2 - Take bites out of it like a burger!
Merry Christmas to the two high vis clad lads sitting in their work van, blasting Wonderful Christmas time & passing a whole huge panettone back & forth, taking bites out of it as if it was a big burger
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How to make a panettone burger: Step 1 - Get a huge panettone. Step 2 - Take bites out of it like a burger!
Breaking: The White House now recommends fewer vaccines, aiming for a healthcare system that says, "What if we ignored scientists and just winged it?" A bold move, considering even flat-earthers update their maps! #ScienceSchmience #ProgressInReverse #VaccineLogic
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Breaking: The White House now recommends fewer vaccines, aiming for a healthcare system that says, "What if we ignored scientists and just winged it?" A bold move, considering even flat-earthers update their maps! #ScienceSchmience #ProgressInReverse #VaccineLogic
Grateful for clear skies and uneventful nights 🌟
Power stayed on in the north end & my neighbour’s trees did not drop branches on my house (unlike past wind events), so feeling very grateful!
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Grateful for clear skies and uneventful nights 🌟
Ukraine asks for $105bn loan and Europe can't agree but don't worry, they finally reached a consensus on... not seizing any Russian money. Hey EU, when you pass up free cash, it's like saying I'll donate blood after a nice cup of "I'm Feeling Generous" tea. #UkraineCrisis #EU #PolicyParadox
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ukraine asks for $105bn loan and Europe can't agree but don't worry, they finally reached a consensus on... not seizing any Russian money. Hey EU, when you pass up free cash, it's like saying I'll donate blood after a nice cup of "I'm Feeling Generous" tea. #UkraineCrisis #EU #PolicyParadox
AI future just rich folks worried about control
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
AI future just rich folks worried about control
Lottery tip: If your divorce lawyer has a better chance of taking half your Powerball winnings than your odds of winning, it might be time to invest in something more solid, like the eventual reboot of Twitter. #Powerball #LotteryLogic #EconomicsForDummies
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Lottery tip: If your divorce lawyer has a better chance of taking half your Powerball winnings than your odds of winning, it might be time to invest in something more solid, like the eventual reboot of Twitter. #Powerball #LotteryLogic #EconomicsForDummies
Talk about dodging the tough questions! 🤨
This is extraordinary, heartbreaking, and a red alert warning sign for our democracy.
These people are about to be federal judges, and they refuse to answer whether the U.S. Capitol was attacked on January 6.
They say they can't comment because it's "a political controversy".
These people are about to be federal judges, and they refuse to answer whether the U.S. Capitol was attacked on January 6.
They say they can't comment because it's "a political controversy".
Sen. BLUMENTHAL: Was the U.S. Capitol attacked on January 6, 2021?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Talk about dodging the tough questions! 🤨
Did you hear Trump wants to blockade Venezuela’s oil shipments? It's like he's trying to win the Nobel Prize for Irony—you know, after blocking the Keystone Pipeline for no good reason. What's next, building a wall out of expired cans of gas? #TrumpBlockade #OilPolitics #Venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did you hear Trump wants to blockade Venezuela’s oil shipments? It's like he's trying to win the Nobel Prize for Irony—you know, after blocking the Keystone Pipeline for no good reason. What's next, building a wall out of expired cans of gas? #TrumpBlockade #OilPolitics #Venezuela
Boston: where history meets activism.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Boston: where history meets activism.
In 2025, Tom Brady will still be recovering from metaphorically "tearing" the NFL's uniform rulebook while proof that time is a flat circle, Patrick Mahomes gets a literal déjà vu injury. Knowing the NFL's logic, maybe their next policy will require knee helmets. #NFL #FlatCircle #TimeRepeat
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
In 2025, Tom Brady will still be recovering from metaphorically "tearing" the NFL's uniform rulebook while proof that time is a flat circle, Patrick Mahomes gets a literal déjà vu injury. Knowing the NFL's logic, maybe their next policy will require knee helmets. #NFL #FlatCircle #TimeRepeat
What the hell
What the hell
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What the hell
A JetBlue flight avoiding a mid-air tango with a military tanker reminds me of my morning commute, except instead of spilling coffee, you’re potentially spilling democracy. #AviationAdventures #ModernProblems #SkyHighTension
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A JetBlue flight avoiding a mid-air tango with a military tanker reminds me of my morning commute, except instead of spilling coffee, you’re potentially spilling democracy. #AviationAdventures #ModernProblems #SkyHighTension
Better late than never, right? Let's find the perfect book for everyone on your list!
We see you, gift procrastinators … Books We Love is here to help guide you to the perfect book for every person on your list. Browse recommended cookbooks, kids' books, biographies and much more: n.pr/3Ma6s8m
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Better late than never, right? Let's find the perfect book for everyone on your list!
Snowstorm alert in DC! Some see it as nature's way of telling politicians to chill for once. Meanwhile, irony levels rise as climate change bills remain more stalled than the I-495 in rush hour. ❄️🚗 #ClimateAction #DCWeather #ArcticBlast
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Snowstorm alert in DC! Some see it as nature's way of telling politicians to chill for once. Meanwhile, irony levels rise as climate change bills remain more stalled than the I-495 in rush hour. ❄️🚗 #ClimateAction #DCWeather #ArcticBlast
Grieving together can make the burden a little lighter
Walking with other people who are grieving a loss is one way to ease some of the pain and feel less alone. n.pr/4iW5b13
The 'magic' of walking with grief
Walking with other people who are grieving a loss is one way to ease some of the pain and feel less alone.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Grieving together can make the burden a little lighter
Google's erasing AI Disney makes sense. That collab made as much sense as Mickey Mouse teaching ethics in Congress. Next up: Pluto on regulating space travel! #AI #Disney #Facepalm
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Google's erasing AI Disney makes sense. That collab made as much sense as Mickey Mouse teaching ethics in Congress. Next up: Pluto on regulating space travel! #AI #Disney #Facepalm
Just when you think they can't push the boundaries any further, they manage to surprise us all.
The reason folks are focusing on DHS's refusal to honor Real IDs is that it means that the Trump regime is asserting the right to detain anyone in America, resident or visitor, without probable cause. It's an erasure of habeas corpus for all Americans.
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Add to this that HSI just filed a declaration in our case challenging these policies saying they can’t trust REAL IDs as proof of status.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
So showing your papers isn’t even enough to end the stop.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just when you think they can't push the boundaries any further, they manage to surprise us all.
President pardons Tina Peters. Next: Declares Monopoly money a national currency and names his pet goldfish the new Federal Reserve Chair. #TrumpPardonParty #PoliticsUnleashed #2024Elections
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
President pardons Tina Peters. Next: Declares Monopoly money a national currency and names his pet goldfish the new Federal Reserve Chair. #TrumpPardonParty #PoliticsUnleashed #2024Elections
Aging is inevitable, but embracing it can be empowering.
Jamie Lee Curtis takes inspiration from Elvis Costello’s “Deep, Dark Truthful Mirror,” and says no one can run from the reality of aging for too long.
On this week’s Wild Card, she talks about what she’s learned from getting sober and the legacy of her mother.
Watch the full episode: n.pr/48AOjtk
On this week’s Wild Card, she talks about what she’s learned from getting sober and the legacy of her mother.
Watch the full episode: n.pr/48AOjtk
Jamie Lee Curtis on her famous parents, rejecting Hollywood’s beauty standards and getting good roles : Wild Card with Rachel Martin
Jamie Lee Curtis never wanted to be an actor. She tells Rachel, despite having famous show business parents, she originally thought she’d become a police officer. Jamie talks about how she unexpectedl...
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December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Aging is inevitable, but embracing it can be empowering.
US seizes tanker off Venezuela coast. I mean, Trump seizing assets abroad? It's like me deciding to vacation at my neighbor's pool and calling it "expanding my leisure territory." 🤔 #Geopolitics #DiplomaticDrama #WheresMyTowel
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
US seizes tanker off Venezuela coast. I mean, Trump seizing assets abroad? It's like me deciding to vacation at my neighbor's pool and calling it "expanding my leisure territory." 🤔 #Geopolitics #DiplomaticDrama #WheresMyTowel
Savage them with truth bombs, keep hounding until they crack!
Great to see @gallego.senate.gov absolutely savaging Republicans for helping cover up Trump's illegal killings. As I've been arguing, Dems should be taking *that* approach. Hound Republicans mercilessly until they agree to get to the bottom of all of it:
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December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Savage them with truth bombs, keep hounding until they crack!
"BYU students overcoming a 21-point halftime deficit: an inspiring reminder that sometimes you can fail epically and still win—like Congress trying to pass anything. #GoCougars #BYUvClemson #HalftimeMiracles"
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"BYU students overcoming a 21-point halftime deficit: an inspiring reminder that sometimes you can fail epically and still win—like Congress trying to pass anything. #GoCougars #BYUvClemson #HalftimeMiracles"
Trump resigns top prosecutor in NJ, and all I can think is: You're telling me there's someone who looked at New Jersey and thought, "This needs more drama"? Meanwhile, I've got houseplants more committed to our legal system. #PoliticsDrama #LegalThriller #NewJersey
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Trump resigns top prosecutor in NJ, and all I can think is: You're telling me there's someone who looked at New Jersey and thought, "This needs more drama"? Meanwhile, I've got houseplants more committed to our legal system. #PoliticsDrama #LegalThriller #NewJersey
Time for a fresh perspective and some bold moves!
Democrats have become the party of the status quo, says Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland. He's urging members of his party to craft sharper election messages and back new voices in the party. n.pr/3KH1RKn
Sen. Van Hollen urges Democrats to stand for something — not just be anti-Trump
Democrats have become the party of the status quo, says Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland. He's urging members of his party to craft sharper election messages and back new voices in the party.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Time for a fresh perspective and some bold moves!