Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
@moltarben.bsky.social
He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Khruangbin Fan
Account. King Friday XIII.
(Pfp courtesy of @/kingadahipsters.bsky.social)
Account. King Friday XIII.
(Pfp courtesy of @/kingadahipsters.bsky.social)
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Trans rights forever.
Lucky bastard
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Lucky bastard
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Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
What would be the funniest real-life job for Darth
I’m saying Apprentice Welder. Surrounded by sparks and the smell of hot metal, skeeting about potatoes and defending pets
I’m saying Apprentice Welder. Surrounded by sparks and the smell of hot metal, skeeting about potatoes and defending pets
February 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What would be the funniest real-life job for Darth
I’m saying Apprentice Welder. Surrounded by sparks and the smell of hot metal, skeeting about potatoes and defending pets
I’m saying Apprentice Welder. Surrounded by sparks and the smell of hot metal, skeeting about potatoes and defending pets
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overheard in harlem: “if you’re gonna stalk me just fucking do it. get the fuck off my phone with this voicemail shit”
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
overheard in harlem: “if you’re gonna stalk me just fucking do it. get the fuck off my phone with this voicemail shit”
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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(Spoilers for Children of Time series)
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So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
(Spoilers for Children of Time series)
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Roses are Red,
my fingers are snappin'
Maybe Valentine's Day
Is The Day That It Happens
my fingers are snappin'
Maybe Valentine's Day
Is The Day That It Happens
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Roses are Red,
my fingers are snappin'
Maybe Valentine's Day
Is The Day That It Happens
my fingers are snappin'
Maybe Valentine's Day
Is The Day That It Happens
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
“Is he…yknow…a friend of Garak?”
so today was a good day to wear this gem by @reforest-kelley.bsky.social 😌
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
“Is he…yknow…a friend of Garak?”
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happy capitalism feel bad about being single or get mad at your partner for not getting you flowers day!
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
happy capitalism feel bad about being single or get mad at your partner for not getting you flowers day!
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Gonna need a bigger pokeflute
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Gonna need a bigger pokeflute
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Most relatable anthropomorphic engine
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Most relatable anthropomorphic engine
Remembered just now I talked to my brother about the anime “Tank Police” last night
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Remembered just now I talked to my brother about the anime “Tank Police” last night
Maybe, after this last shitty holiday, I can start feeling better
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Maybe, after this last shitty holiday, I can start feeling better
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Shrek acquired. Pics later today or tomorrow.
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Shrek acquired. Pics later today or tomorrow.
Also, from my experience, the fact that security wasnt ready to de-escalate immediately…pro-ICE kid doesn’t have a lot of friends in the building
Sucks to suck!
Sucks to suck!
doing this in front of the Security station really underlines how cowardly the kid recording is and how in his convictions the hoodie kid is.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Also, from my experience, the fact that security wasnt ready to de-escalate immediately…pro-ICE kid doesn’t have a lot of friends in the building
Sucks to suck!
Sucks to suck!
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doing this in front of the Security station really underlines how cowardly the kid recording is and how in his convictions the hoodie kid is.
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
doing this in front of the Security station really underlines how cowardly the kid recording is and how in his convictions the hoodie kid is.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
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instead of nominating him for the presidency, i think it might be more fun and productive for everyone in america to queue up and one by one take a shit in his mouth. primaries still being almost three years away, there is still time to move on this idea.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
instead of nominating him for the presidency, i think it might be more fun and productive for everyone in america to queue up and one by one take a shit in his mouth. primaries still being almost three years away, there is still time to move on this idea.
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i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us