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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
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He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Khruangbin Fan
Account. King Friday XIII.
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Trans rights forever.
I probably have said this before but A Big Problem is that most people are still assuming the federal govt/billionaire class more or less have a vested interest in making our country/world into a better place
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
the more I look at it the more ai fandom just seems a fantasy of owning an obedient slave
February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Perfidy. They are literally perfidious.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Monet, a master of light
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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no one has fun any more. everyone is too busy jacking off robots
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Yeah it’s a Nirvana type of morning
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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I do not conduct business with pathetic creatures like you.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Seizing Elon’s companies and prosecuting him for everything DOGE did/is doing is the moderate position
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
traveling back in time to show John Keats poetic perfection, killing him instantly
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Its so cool to want two old fucks to die, one being the absolute worst person alive and the other being your ostensible political ally
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Time to go to a nice diner for some corned beef hash, walk the dog, and be a lazy asshole
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Happy
February 15, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Sick of this asshole
February 15, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Shut the FUCK UP PHONE
February 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Valentine’s Day is done, I didn’t kill myself, here’s to a better year!
February 15, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Hell yeah I’m bot-famous
February 15, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Caught myself replying without a thought in my head. And then I didn’t.

Anyways

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Shotgun
YouTube video by Soccer Mommy - Topic
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February 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Sometimes I wish I could just open my mouth and vocalize static

Super fuzzed out guitar chord when someone asks me “got any plans this weekend”
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
(Reaching for the ketchup from another table, whispering):
Adoration is the lifting up of the heart and mind to God, asking nothing but to enjoy God's presence.
February 15, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Lucky bastard
Beano #1431, December 20, 1969
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
What would be the funniest real-life job for Darth

I’m saying Apprentice Welder. Surrounded by sparks and the smell of hot metal, skeeting about potatoes and defending pets
February 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM