Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉
@moltarben.bsky.social
He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Khruangbin Fan
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In the far future of endless war “Billy Toppy” will still live alongside “Lady Godiva“ and “Man of Constant Sorrow”
It’s just that good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=VAON...
It’s just that good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=VAON...
Billie Toppy (live)
YouTube video by Men I Trust - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In the far future of endless war “Billy Toppy” will still live alongside “Lady Godiva“ and “Man of Constant Sorrow”
It’s just that good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=VAON...
It’s just that good
music.youtube.com/watch?v=VAON...
Automaton
YouTube video by Automatic - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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On my bad bachelor behavior type shit
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On my bad bachelor behavior type shit
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No, next question
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
No, next question
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Doomer thought for the day: they’re gonna drop a Hellfire missile on someone in the contiguous United States and lie about it and it’s a coin flip if they get away with it Scott free
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Doomer thought for the day: they’re gonna drop a Hellfire missile on someone in the contiguous United States and lie about it and it’s a coin flip if they get away with it Scott free
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Like literally.
Strong floor, indeed.
Strong floor, indeed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Like literally.
Strong floor, indeed.
Strong floor, indeed.
Maybe one of these days I’ll be coming back from break and I won’t be fantasizing about killing myself
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Maybe one of these days I’ll be coming back from break and I won’t be fantasizing about killing myself
oh the MRI? The one I had? i dunno, just a regular-degular MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
oh the MRI? The one I had? i dunno, just a regular-degular MRI.
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
the man is such a dunce he can’t even summarize a Rick and Morty episode
Flawless logic, sir! Makes perfect sense that because video games are improving, we must live in a simulation!
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
the man is such a dunce he can’t even summarize a Rick and Morty episode
“Strong floor no ceiling“ what fucking floor
There’s a floor Here???
There’s a floor Here???
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“Strong floor no ceiling“ what fucking floor
There’s a floor Here???
There’s a floor Here???
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This is the problem: we don’t want to just get through this. We don’t want to do our one thing, hunker down, and wait until it is all over, especially if that one thing is posting on the internet.
We want to end this.
We want to defeat the fascist so completely that they are in jail or in hiding
We want to end this.
We want to defeat the fascist so completely that they are in jail or in hiding
When it comes to standing up to attacks on our people and our democracy, my advice is this:
Don't try to do everything. Find one thing you can do to mitigate the harms. If everyone does that, we'll get through this.
Don't try to do everything. Find one thing you can do to mitigate the harms. If everyone does that, we'll get through this.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is the problem: we don’t want to just get through this. We don’t want to do our one thing, hunker down, and wait until it is all over, especially if that one thing is posting on the internet.
We want to end this.
We want to defeat the fascist so completely that they are in jail or in hiding
We want to end this.
We want to defeat the fascist so completely that they are in jail or in hiding
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How it feels to chew Big 5 gum
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How it feels to chew Big 5 gum
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ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
December 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir?
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
INTERVIEWER: *inaudible*
WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.
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Think about this. Hobbits but their lives revolve around monster trucks instead of breakfasts. Just think about it.
At a monster truck rally in the ground there lived a hobbit.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Think about this. Hobbits but their lives revolve around monster trucks instead of breakfasts. Just think about it.
“[Snow] lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“[Snow] lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.”
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He starts to say "big" (visualizing ass) and then moves to "great" (emotional assessment of said ass)
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
He starts to say "big" (visualizing ass) and then moves to "great" (emotional assessment of said ass)
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
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Doesn't Mr. Rodgers have some song where one of his cutesy little puppets sings, like, "you are not broken" or something? Cos everyone holds him up as this super ethical honourable man, yet there he goes literally lying to my face.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Doesn't Mr. Rodgers have some song where one of his cutesy little puppets sings, like, "you are not broken" or something? Cos everyone holds him up as this super ethical honourable man, yet there he goes literally lying to my face.
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Murder is an offense under Article 118 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With respect to civilians, they have to contend with the federal criminal laws punishing murder on the high seas (18 U.S.C. § 1111) and conspiracy to commit murder outside the United States (18 U.S.C. § 956).
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Murder is an offense under Article 118 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With respect to civilians, they have to contend with the federal criminal laws punishing murder on the high seas (18 U.S.C. § 1111) and conspiracy to commit murder outside the United States (18 U.S.C. § 956).
Old enough to see the face in Downward Spiral
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Old enough to see the face in Downward Spiral