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@monotoes.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Sorry I told you a million things about myself 5 minutes after meeting.
Coffee?
Coffee?
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introducing gaZelle: the antelope that runs away with your money
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
introducing gaZelle: the antelope that runs away with your money
In hindsight, meeting up with someone from marketplace at a mall the week before Christmas was not a great idea.
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In hindsight, meeting up with someone from marketplace at a mall the week before Christmas was not a great idea.
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terrifying if literal: head chef
December 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
terrifying if literal: head chef
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Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Idk why I’m even cutting this pizza it’s just me here
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Captain's log, stardate 122024. sigh. I grow weary of this world. this calls for some carbs
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Captain's log, stardate 122024. sigh. I grow weary of this world. this calls for some carbs
I can't even imagine falling in love again, honestly.
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I can't even imagine falling in love again, honestly.
It's taken me a year to forgive myself for what I turned into last year when I was at my lowest.
I'm not there yet. I'm still struggling. But I'll keep trying.
I'm not there yet. I'm still struggling. But I'll keep trying.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's taken me a year to forgive myself for what I turned into last year when I was at my lowest.
I'm not there yet. I'm still struggling. But I'll keep trying.
I'm not there yet. I'm still struggling. But I'll keep trying.
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going on a fool's errand, anyone need anything
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
going on a fool's errand, anyone need anything
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Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
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Decided I’m too pretty to suffer
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Decided I’m too pretty to suffer
Who needs the beach when I can dig for treasure in my cat's litter box?
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Who needs the beach when I can dig for treasure in my cat's litter box?
I did all my chores before 8 AM and it's only Saturday. The world is my oyster.
*flops on couch and watches Netflix
*flops on couch and watches Netflix
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I did all my chores before 8 AM and it's only Saturday. The world is my oyster.
*flops on couch and watches Netflix
*flops on couch and watches Netflix
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i hope santa’s reindeer have been bulking up, i want a bathtub full of spaghetti and meatballs for christmas
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i hope santa’s reindeer have been bulking up, i want a bathtub full of spaghetti and meatballs for christmas
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Not an elf, nor a grinch, but a secret third thing
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not an elf, nor a grinch, but a secret third thing
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ladies and gentlemen, I am fucking exhausted
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ladies and gentlemen, I am fucking exhausted
Got rear ended by a car backing out of the parking lot I was walking in.
Cool cool cool
Cool cool cool
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Got rear ended by a car backing out of the parking lot I was walking in.
Cool cool cool
Cool cool cool
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*seizes the day*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*seizes the day*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
*looks at the news*
*gives the day back*
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latest AP polling shows trump is a dumb loser who sucks
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
latest AP polling shows trump is a dumb loser who sucks
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if you have an introverted friend who likes spending time with you, congrats, you’re special to them
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if you have an introverted friend who likes spending time with you, congrats, you’re special to them
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Don't ask me for advice. I have a favorite serial killer.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Don't ask me for advice. I have a favorite serial killer.
459684-bright-spring-morning
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
459684-bright-spring-morning
I gave it the college try, except I never graduated.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I gave it the college try, except I never graduated.
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at least tomorrow’s not monday
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
at least tomorrow’s not monday
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Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything