Most Powerful Alex
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This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes
February 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This pic has huge 90's video game ad vibes
And as a reward for brokering peace between the racoons and skunks they made him king
February 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
And as a reward for brokering peace between the racoons and skunks they made him king
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I find Microsoft products to be a aspirational, and one day I hope to occupy the same place as Office 365 within some organization
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I find Microsoft products to be a aspirational, and one day I hope to occupy the same place as Office 365 within some organization
'livin in the 00s?'
'sometimes youd open a hyperlink at thered be a man's gaping asshole in there'
'sometimes youd open a hyperlink at thered be a man's gaping asshole in there'
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
'livin in the 00s?'
'sometimes youd open a hyperlink at thered be a man's gaping asshole in there'
'sometimes youd open a hyperlink at thered be a man's gaping asshole in there'
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Digital asbestos.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Digital asbestos.
Legends say when the two halves are reunited the world will be plunged into a lighthearted romantic comedy
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Legends say when the two halves are reunited the world will be plunged into a lighthearted romantic comedy
TBF to the Winter Olympics, they do bring sanity to some winter sports. You get suspended for multi games for fighting in Olympic hockey, where in the NHL you get 5 minutes for laying someone out in a bare knuckle fight.
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
TBF to the Winter Olympics, they do bring sanity to some winter sports. You get suspended for multi games for fighting in Olympic hockey, where in the NHL you get 5 minutes for laying someone out in a bare knuckle fight.
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Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
I really want this thing to get released and be a success. Mainly because I want Steam to make a full desktop PC version. I am so done with Microsoft and Value has the money and resources to make Linux a contender
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I really want this thing to get released and be a success. Mainly because I want Steam to make a full desktop PC version. I am so done with Microsoft and Value has the money and resources to make Linux a contender
The difference between AI and toddlerslop is that AI needs to be prompted in order to spit out the most generic shit possible, while a toddler, completely unprompted, will just hand you a drawing of Goku and Elmo teaming up to fight Count Chocula
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The difference between AI and toddlerslop is that AI needs to be prompted in order to spit out the most generic shit possible, while a toddler, completely unprompted, will just hand you a drawing of Goku and Elmo teaming up to fight Count Chocula
Six agents in the ER after charging at high speed straight towards a wall with a tunnel painted on it and kneeling over from a heart attack before impact
NEWS ANCHOR: we're getting word that two dozen ICE agents are in hospital after they started kissing a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit with platinum blond hair only for her to tragically explode because she was actually a big stack of TNT.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Six agents in the ER after charging at high speed straight towards a wall with a tunnel painted on it and kneeling over from a heart attack before impact
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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Quote posting this so that it remains on my personal timeline. ASCII-art turned based rogue is giving me some legit ideas
great news: you have complete creative control over any major media/game franchise to make a game with infinite budget and team
bad news: you can only make one of: sports management sim, marble rolling game, arcade rhythm game with strange inputs, or ASCII-art turn based roguelike
What do you do?
bad news: you can only make one of: sports management sim, marble rolling game, arcade rhythm game with strange inputs, or ASCII-art turn based roguelike
What do you do?
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Quote posting this so that it remains on my personal timeline. ASCII-art turned based rogue is giving me some legit ideas
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The warning label exists because someone was dumb enough to ignore Mario cannon and draw him smashing wood. Mario canonically hates bricks, DONKEY KONG hates losing lumber
An official 2005 guide for the presentation of Mario character illustrations, used internally at Nintendo of America, prohibits the modification of official artwork. Here are the examples of prohibited illustrations it lists.
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The warning label exists because someone was dumb enough to ignore Mario cannon and draw him smashing wood. Mario canonically hates bricks, DONKEY KONG hates losing lumber
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
"Your ass is grass and I'm going to smoke it" works better as a pickup line than threat
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Your ass is grass and I'm going to smoke it" works better as a pickup line than threat
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December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We've gone from David Crane figuring out a way to fit 255 screens worth of Pitfall into 50 bytes (not KB) to companies not being bothered to test their game on a hard disk drive to see if it really needs to be 154GB to reduce load times
Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We've gone from David Crane figuring out a way to fit 255 screens worth of Pitfall into 50 bytes (not KB) to companies not being bothered to test their game on a hard disk drive to see if it really needs to be 154GB to reduce load times
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