Shannon
@mrsoj.bsky.social
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Should they have cared about all this before now? Yes.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Should they have cared about all this before now? Yes.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
Did you reach the right position before them? Sure, here's a gold star.
Do we need their numbers to make this work? Yes. Please stop acting like the hipster who knew about this band before anyone else. We actually do need the normies.
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Oh my god STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING it is bad for us, it is bad for the world, it is also just BAD AT THE JOB YOU GIVE IT jesus fucking christ
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Oh my god STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING it is bad for us, it is bad for the world, it is also just BAD AT THE JOB YOU GIVE IT jesus fucking christ
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This is the craziest moment in Toronto sports history. I can’t believe that happened to us and not TO us
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is the craziest moment in Toronto sports history. I can’t believe that happened to us and not TO us
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With all that's going on, the last thing you need is the encyclopedia trying to fool you so we just hope you have a nice day.
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
With all that's going on, the last thing you need is the encyclopedia trying to fool you so we just hope you have a nice day.
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I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
March 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.
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2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
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having actually read “Lean In,” the thought of Sheryl Sandberg’s view of inclusivity as WAY TOO MUCH WHOA THERE SLOW DOWN WITH THOSE RADICAL FEMINIST IDEAS THERE LADY!!!! is so embarassing for everyone involved that you want to laugh to keep from crying. you’ll never read a White Lady-er book
unfortunately I nailed it
January 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
having actually read “Lean In,” the thought of Sheryl Sandberg’s view of inclusivity as WAY TOO MUCH WHOA THERE SLOW DOWN WITH THOSE RADICAL FEMINIST IDEAS THERE LADY!!!! is so embarassing for everyone involved that you want to laugh to keep from crying. you’ll never read a White Lady-er book
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It’s important to remember that resisting takes many forms—including throwing sand in the gears and just not… rolling over in advance—and they’re all needed and useful.
“Saying “No, it’s over! Don’t be so naive!” [is] really just rolling out a red carpet, the ultimate capitulation in advance. At the very least, put him to the task. Make him execute on what he’s trying to do. That’s the first role of a political opposition.” 👇
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 PM
It’s important to remember that resisting takes many forms—including throwing sand in the gears and just not… rolling over in advance—and they’re all needed and useful.
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should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
and never brought to mind
and may this year not suck as much
as the last five years combined
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everyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, everyone who drives slower than me is a bozo
November 29, 2024 at 1:44 AM
everyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, everyone who drives slower than me is a bozo
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Are you there God? What the fuck, man?
November 27, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Are you there God? What the fuck, man?