Garrett
@mrthedespoiler.bsky.social
[18+] Resident Gaming Disaster Bisexual. One day I'll be funny on the internet. He/Him. Happily Married. LGBTQ+ friendly, Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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The problem with illegal immigration is it just isn't a problem. This entire thing is a joke. People relocating from one place to another place for work is not, never has been, and never will be a problem for anyone. "But some of them are violent criminals!!!!" we've got those at home dumbass
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The problem with illegal immigration is it just isn't a problem. This entire thing is a joke. People relocating from one place to another place for work is not, never has been, and never will be a problem for anyone. "But some of them are violent criminals!!!!" we've got those at home dumbass
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Would be great if legacy media could get around to covering NSPM-7!
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Would be great if legacy media could get around to covering NSPM-7!
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Just @ me next time…
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just @ me next time…
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So here's my rendition of @rhiannonkagoe.bsky.social's pinecone chicken, Billie. Of course, she had to get a tiny Jill beret, because SHE'S A STAR!
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So here's my rendition of @rhiannonkagoe.bsky.social's pinecone chicken, Billie. Of course, she had to get a tiny Jill beret, because SHE'S A STAR!
I hope he makes it. This man is a legitimate fucking hero
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I hope he makes it. This man is a legitimate fucking hero
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The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
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One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar
Glad the Ultramarines are finally getting to be in a game
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar
Learning that Andre the Giant died the day I was born is such incredibly cursed information
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Learning that Andre the Giant died the day I was born is such incredibly cursed information
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Very much a rush work, but witness the true form of @patstaresat.bsky.social .
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Very much a rush work, but witness the true form of @patstaresat.bsky.social .
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
The Silent Hill 2 remake and Silent Hill f just dropped on Xbox recently, and as a promotion SH2 was half price on the Xbox store! There's my one little Christmas gift for myself this year, lol
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Silent Hill 2 remake and Silent Hill f just dropped on Xbox recently, and as a promotion SH2 was half price on the Xbox store! There's my one little Christmas gift for myself this year, lol
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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why is it every time I see some crypto nft ai scam fuck on tv it's because they're talking to a dumbfounded jimmy fallon going "whoaa that's crazy"
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
why is it every time I see some crypto nft ai scam fuck on tv it's because they're talking to a dumbfounded jimmy fallon going "whoaa that's crazy"
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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There’s that popular tweet where someone says “Yakuza games are like watching The Godfather and every so often a Simpsons episode happens”
Kamen Rider is like watching The Simpsons and every so often a crazy videogame fight happens.
Kamen Rider is like watching The Simpsons and every so often a crazy videogame fight happens.
i’ll annoy people about it till the end of time but yakuza fans really would love kamen rider
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There’s that popular tweet where someone says “Yakuza games are like watching The Godfather and every so often a Simpsons episode happens”
Kamen Rider is like watching The Simpsons and every so often a crazy videogame fight happens.
Kamen Rider is like watching The Simpsons and every so often a crazy videogame fight happens.
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Overclocking an N64: Really, really cool!
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Overclocking an N64: Really, really cool!
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅
...and sometimes, really, really funny 😅