Garrett
@mrthedespoiler.bsky.social
[18+] Resident Gaming Disaster Bisexual. One day I'll be funny on the internet. He/Him. Happily Married. LGBTQ+ friendly, Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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baller
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
baller
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“Original Prompt Do Not Steal.”
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
“Original Prompt Do Not Steal.”
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>watching woolie play rule34dle
>"konosuba's too new"
>it's from 2016
>"konosuba's too new"
>it's from 2016
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
>watching woolie play rule34dle
>"konosuba's too new"
>it's from 2016
>"konosuba's too new"
>it's from 2016
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When Harry Metroid (1989)
November 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
When Harry Metroid (1989)
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Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"
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conservatives have never devised an insult that isn't ultimately just black, gay/woman, or jew
Ask any gay person what "theater kid," when used as an insult, means. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/u...
Move Aside, Snowflake: ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
conservatives have never devised an insult that isn't ultimately just black, gay/woman, or jew
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
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need to print off that one Idris Elba picture where he's like "not everything needs a reaction" and staple it to my forehead facing me
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
need to print off that one Idris Elba picture where he's like "not everything needs a reaction" and staple it to my forehead facing me
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i've said it before & ill say it again;
if nobody else got me i know the $1.50 costco hot dog got me
if nobody else got me i know the $1.50 costco hot dog got me
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i've said it before & ill say it again;
if nobody else got me i know the $1.50 costco hot dog got me
if nobody else got me i know the $1.50 costco hot dog got me
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
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At least the Paul brothers pivoted from influencing to professions where it's legal to kick their asses
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At least the Paul brothers pivoted from influencing to professions where it's legal to kick their asses
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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"but what if they can't draw" here's hideo kojima making level blockouts for metal gear solid 1 and 2 with LEGO
I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds
I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"but what if they can't draw" here's hideo kojima making level blockouts for metal gear solid 1 and 2 with LEGO
I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds
I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds
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"People often name new species they discover after themselves. I guess this animal expert wants to remain anonymous."
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"People often name new species they discover after themselves. I guess this animal expert wants to remain anonymous."
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Executives are like very young children. Pretend to pull a coin from behind their ear, tell them it’s magic, and watch them become mystified.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Executives are like very young children. Pretend to pull a coin from behind their ear, tell them it’s magic, and watch them become mystified.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
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if you're an artist, writer, musician, creative, if you have a dream and you can't stop thinking about it, write it down and channel it into your creative process!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
if you're an artist, writer, musician, creative, if you have a dream and you can't stop thinking about it, write it down and channel it into your creative process!!!
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“AI is just being used as a placeholder” is the new “I am a fucking dickhead.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“AI is just being used as a placeholder” is the new “I am a fucking dickhead.”
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Sexual tension in the office
I hope she didn't forget to close the door before putting a collar on him and taking him on a leash 👀 #gentlefemdom #bdsm
I hope she didn't forget to close the door before putting a collar on him and taking him on a leash 👀 #gentlefemdom #bdsm
October 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Sexual tension in the office
I hope she didn't forget to close the door before putting a collar on him and taking him on a leash 👀 #gentlefemdom #bdsm
I hope she didn't forget to close the door before putting a collar on him and taking him on a leash 👀 #gentlefemdom #bdsm
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Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions
Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
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my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my favorite podcast is Castle Super Beast