murderturtle
@murderturtle.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 She/Her. I like video games and desperately need more friends to play FFXIV with. History Major, Political Science Minor.
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is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?
How about we not get into a fight with Scandinavian soldiers in a frozen landscape. Foreign invaders trying that while going "we're bigger than you, back down" has a bad record.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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ALWAYS BULLY BIG CORPORATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS
Left is what it originally said, right is what it says now
Website was quietly updated overnight
h/t @kortizart.bsky.social
www.comic-con.org/cc/things-to...
Website was quietly updated overnight
h/t @kortizart.bsky.social
www.comic-con.org/cc/things-to...
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
ALWAYS BULLY BIG CORPORATIONS/ORGANIZATIONS
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Making me smile right now just to imagine it.
Nothing makes @kenjennings.bsky.social happier than when all three of our players are off to a good start.
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Making me smile right now just to imagine it.
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Repost, but hapoy 2 year anni to the funniest mini comic Ive ever drawn
January 13, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Repost, but hapoy 2 year anni to the funniest mini comic Ive ever drawn
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we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
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All diabetics in the US looking at the camera like we're on The Office
half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
All diabetics in the US looking at the camera like we're on The Office
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My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
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LMAO they folded after less than a day
Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING
If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING
If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
LMAO they folded after less than a day
Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING
If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING
If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
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I can’t believe I’m going to say this about governments banning a communication channel country wide, but… GOOD.
The UK is in talks with Canada and Australia for a coordinated response to X, including a possible ban. #canpoli
Starmer rallies international support to take on Musk
Tech billionaire says threat to ban social media site over sexualised AI images is ‘censorship’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to say this about governments banning a communication channel country wide, but… GOOD.
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We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We all know and love the airport as the place we go to cough on each other. But if you purchase a ticket you can also use it to get to other cities
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
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Republicans will talk about ICE officers 'acting in self-defense' like they're wild animals and then expect you to treat them like heroes
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Republicans will talk about ICE officers 'acting in self-defense' like they're wild animals and then expect you to treat them like heroes
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Gaming can change your life. A few years ago I created my tiny apartment in the sims and the experience triggered some kind of existential thing that finally inspired me to get out of there and move in with my gf
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Gaming can change your life. A few years ago I created my tiny apartment in the sims and the experience triggered some kind of existential thing that finally inspired me to get out of there and move in with my gf
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run