Mr Trump sir do not let woke antifa change the clocks this year. They plan to do it and they say you are powerless to stop them

Happy birthday to my firstborn! Please tell your brother he’s being extra today and we’re not here for it

Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism

Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

“Wood” finally answering the question “what do you get for the girl who has everything?” #lifeofashowgirl

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like:

-masked secret police kidnapping people off the street
-creating concentration camps
-attempting to eradicate trans people
-banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books
-murdering fishermen in open waters

dems grow tf up teenage girls get violent threats just for having instagram accounts

Red October coming 🔜 #CLINCHED

FUCK ICE AND FREE PALESTINE

Hannah Einbinder’s “Go Birds, fuck ICE, and free Palestine” is the award show triple crown

Go Birds, Fuck ICE, and Free Palestine #notallnepobabies

(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad

Fuck yeah! You wanna be in the Gestapo? You better own that shit with your full fucking face you fucking cowards.

“In Chicago, law enforcement cannot wear any mask, covering, or disguise” Officers or armed forces must also display their federal agency, last name and badge number or rank”

My dog needs a morning person but we don’t have one

More people in DC than in Wyoming or Vermont. Coming up on Alaska and North Dakota.

Per capita, we pay more federal income tax than any of the states. (Incl NY, CA, CT, etc.)

Voice in Congress: Zero.

Have never before felt as much DC-specific patriotism—across race and class—as now.

I put on my helmet and yell VOTING RIGHTS FOR AI as they load me into the circus cannon

Ok I didn’t get the opportunity to learn about it while at the Bright Eyes show but please know that if it happens when I’m in flight with no internet Imma be thrilled to land to the best news

This should be the lead story in all major national news outlets. Public health people prefer to stay out of the limelight unless there is no other choice. I can’t overstate how bad things have to be for 9 former CDC directors to band together and pen an op-ed in the NYT warning the entire country.

"I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain't gave a bitch a poison apple yet." is an all time bar

if you need all of this to get into a PhD program now, i think faculty, departments, and institutions need to be honest and admit they don’t want to teach and just want cheap, high-quality labor because learning these skills are the entire point of a PhD program

New York, I hate you and you’re bringing me down