mworr
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MKE→MSN→PDX→MSP (NE MPLS)
Journalism-adjacent (tech support). Cargo bike evangelist. And sorry Minnesota, you're gonna get Wisconsin sports posts from me. He/him
Journalism-adjacent (tech support). Cargo bike evangelist. And sorry Minnesota, you're gonna get Wisconsin sports posts from me. He/him
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the pope, maybe, in Rome
[years later, explaining U.S. history to my kids]
"After all that, what was the thing that finally got them to invoke the 25th?"
"After he started to get along with the socialist."
"After all that, what was the thing that finally got them to invoke the 25th?"
"After he started to get along with the socialist."
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
[years later, explaining U.S. history to my kids]
"After all that, what was the thing that finally got them to invoke the 25th?"
"After he started to get along with the socialist."
"After all that, what was the thing that finally got them to invoke the 25th?"
"After he started to get along with the socialist."
Always good to get some external validation for a parenting decision. Do not let your kids use roblox.
This interview is a snapshot into where tech companies are with online harassment right now.
They know how to end it, but they decided not to spend the money. They’re prioritizing growth (and profit) above all else. And they’re blaming YOU for logging on to the platform they designed to be unsafe.
They know how to end it, but they decided not to spend the money. They’re prioritizing growth (and profit) above all else. And they’re blaming YOU for logging on to the platform they designed to be unsafe.
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Always good to get some external validation for a parenting decision. Do not let your kids use roblox.
Lizza/Nuzzi, the Kendrick/Drake beef for over-educated political junkies that no one asked for.
(yes of course I’ll read it anyway, you think I’m gonna turn down low-stakes messy drama?)
(yes of course I’ll read it anyway, you think I’m gonna turn down low-stakes messy drama?)
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lizza/Nuzzi, the Kendrick/Drake beef for over-educated political junkies that no one asked for.
(yes of course I’ll read it anyway, you think I’m gonna turn down low-stakes messy drama?)
(yes of course I’ll read it anyway, you think I’m gonna turn down low-stakes messy drama?)
Watching the Badgers improbably hang with Indiana like
a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
Alt: a man in a prison cell says hope is a dangerous thing
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching the Badgers improbably hang with Indiana like
"Are you thinking about the Roman Empire again?"
C'mon that's a ridiculous internet meme. I'm thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
C'mon that's a ridiculous internet meme. I'm thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Are you thinking about the Roman Empire again?"
C'mon that's a ridiculous internet meme. I'm thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
C'mon that's a ridiculous internet meme. I'm thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
The little cherry on top of the federal Dems ineptness is learning that certain corners of the DFL can’t stop/won’t stop quixotic primary runs at Ilhan. An ongoing titanic waste of money and time.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The little cherry on top of the federal Dems ineptness is learning that certain corners of the DFL can’t stop/won’t stop quixotic primary runs at Ilhan. An ongoing titanic waste of money and time.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
Turns out Chauncey Billups’ biggest mistake was hooking up with the wrong mafia.
My God they've just created a machine that incentivizes every Trump staffer to break the economy (and much else) on purpose so they can insider trade on Truth Social.
Literally every insider trading son of a bitch in this regime is gonna be deliberately *increasing* volatility as much as possible.
Literally every insider trading son of a bitch in this regime is gonna be deliberately *increasing* volatility as much as possible.
"Truth Social users will be able to trade prediction contracts related to major events and milestones, such as political elections, interest and inflation rate changes, commodity prices on gold and crude oil, events across all major sports leagues"
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Turns out Chauncey Billups’ biggest mistake was hooking up with the wrong mafia.
I know some of it is out of desperation but I think I’ve seen more reckless base running decisions in this game than I did the entire Brewers season, is this really what you all have been watching all year?
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I know some of it is out of desperation but I think I’ve seen more reckless base running decisions in this game than I did the entire Brewers season, is this really what you all have been watching all year?
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
Uhh.
Bernie about Platner,
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"
When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."
Bernie: "Ok"
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Uhh.
Watching how exciting this ALCS game 7 is, after watching the listless Brewers offense against the Dodgers.
a woman in a plaid jacket is asking if we can do that
Alt: a woman in a plaid jacket is asking if we can do that
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watching how exciting this ALCS game 7 is, after watching the listless Brewers offense against the Dodgers.
Can we call them deplorables yet?
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Can we call them deplorables yet?
A diorama of power dynamics
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A diorama of power dynamics
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
I’ve been imagining how Bob Uecker would have called some of these #Brewers big plays, and for a few moments in my head it’s like he’s still calling the games.
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’ve been imagining how Bob Uecker would have called some of these #Brewers big plays, and for a few moments in my head it’s like he’s still calling the games.
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*Between bouts of being waterboarded*
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
*Between bouts of being waterboarded*
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
The only thing that would ever actually be under siege in South Waterfront would be opening day if that neighborhood ever got a grocery store.
Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The only thing that would ever actually be under siege in South Waterfront would be opening day if that neighborhood ever got a grocery store.
Antifa.
Thinking once again tonight about my grandfather, who laid communications cable as the push from Normandy to Berlin progressed in 1944, and how completely we have lost the plot as a nation.
September 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Antifa.
Sinclair/Nexstar earning richly deserved lessons on the Streisand Effect.
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sinclair/Nexstar earning richly deserved lessons on the Streisand Effect.
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I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
September 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
Would not have predicted that the most relevant class I ever took in college would end up being the history of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, but here we are.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Would not have predicted that the most relevant class I ever took in college would end up being the history of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, but here we are.