NateB
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Here to have a pint and wait for the dystopia to blow over. He / Him
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
Proposing a private equity version of Habitat for Humanity. Because of course.
![By Patrick Clark and Sridhar Natarajan
02/03/2026 10:14:54 [BN]
(Bloomberg) -- Builders are working on a plan for a massive program to develop "Trump Homes" that would address the US affordability crisis while allowing private capital to deploy many billions of dollars.
Lennar Corp. and Taylor Morrison Home Corp. are among the firms that have worked on the proposal, which calls for builders to sell entry-level homes into a pathway-to-ownership program funded by private investors, according to people familiar with the plan.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreif4hbjxhrgbimfgyuuh4d63ab4ewb4vis5gkuesewxs7ur6vprslu@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Proposing a private equity version of Habitat for Humanity. Because of course.
To recap what we've found out so far...
Epstein helped create 4chan /pol with Bannon as a psyop to mobilize maladjusted young men...
Cue pizza gate, where leaked Hillary emails were conspiracy-farmed to insinuate a cabal of rich psychopaths trafficking girls, referring to them as "pizza".
Epstein helped create 4chan /pol with Bannon as a psyop to mobilize maladjusted young men...
Cue pizza gate, where leaked Hillary emails were conspiracy-farmed to insinuate a cabal of rich psychopaths trafficking girls, referring to them as "pizza".
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
To recap what we've found out so far...
Epstein helped create 4chan /pol with Bannon as a psyop to mobilize maladjusted young men...
Cue pizza gate, where leaked Hillary emails were conspiracy-farmed to insinuate a cabal of rich psychopaths trafficking girls, referring to them as "pizza".
Epstein helped create 4chan /pol with Bannon as a psyop to mobilize maladjusted young men...
Cue pizza gate, where leaked Hillary emails were conspiracy-farmed to insinuate a cabal of rich psychopaths trafficking girls, referring to them as "pizza".
Can't give up my phone number because it's used for 2 factor authentication for all the accounts.
But the spam calls are driving me insane, because all those accounts are selling my into.
Is the only way out a burner phone whose sole purpose is 2FA and tanking spam?
But the spam calls are driving me insane, because all those accounts are selling my into.
Is the only way out a burner phone whose sole purpose is 2FA and tanking spam?
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Can't give up my phone number because it's used for 2 factor authentication for all the accounts.
But the spam calls are driving me insane, because all those accounts are selling my into.
Is the only way out a burner phone whose sole purpose is 2FA and tanking spam?
But the spam calls are driving me insane, because all those accounts are selling my into.
Is the only way out a burner phone whose sole purpose is 2FA and tanking spam?
"Bombshell" makes no sense as a metaphor.
It's like saying "bullet casing", "cannon barrel", "sword handle", "rocket fin", "torpedo propeller".
You mean "explosive", but refer to a specific component of an explody thing. We are better than this.
It's like saying "bullet casing", "cannon barrel", "sword handle", "rocket fin", "torpedo propeller".
You mean "explosive", but refer to a specific component of an explody thing. We are better than this.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"Bombshell" makes no sense as a metaphor.
It's like saying "bullet casing", "cannon barrel", "sword handle", "rocket fin", "torpedo propeller".
You mean "explosive", but refer to a specific component of an explody thing. We are better than this.
It's like saying "bullet casing", "cannon barrel", "sword handle", "rocket fin", "torpedo propeller".
You mean "explosive", but refer to a specific component of an explody thing. We are better than this.
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These people combine the competence of a concussed ferret with the ethics of a rabid one.
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
These people combine the competence of a concussed ferret with the ethics of a rabid one.
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nothing condemns Our Times more than the fact we appear to have *mostly democratically* elevated to power some of the most stupid assholes who have ever lived.
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
nothing condemns Our Times more than the fact we appear to have *mostly democratically* elevated to power some of the most stupid assholes who have ever lived.
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
something is wrong with a country and system that ferrets out its most undisputedly horrible citizens and then gives them nuclear codes
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ripley: i have met dumb men but you are truly insane
kirk, holding flower: it will work
ripley: she is a xenomorph queen
kirk: i have experience with single moms
kirk, holding flower: it will work
ripley: she is a xenomorph queen
kirk: i have experience with single moms
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ripley: i have met dumb men but you are truly insane
kirk, holding flower: it will work
ripley: she is a xenomorph queen
kirk: i have experience with single moms
kirk, holding flower: it will work
ripley: she is a xenomorph queen
kirk: i have experience with single moms
The Bear On The Stair protects your house from Elf infestations by putting them in jail. It never moves, doesn't creepilly spy on your kids, and randomly gives treats to good kids.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Bear On The Stair protects your house from Elf infestations by putting them in jail. It never moves, doesn't creepilly spy on your kids, and randomly gives treats to good kids.
Been saying this about farmers for many years. I grew up on a farm in the 80's, when they were actually poor. The families that made it are now land-baron welfare kings cosplaying as poor.
Their greed is THE reason why rural America is a so shitty now.
youtu.be/c1AChckVmFg?...
Their greed is THE reason why rural America is a so shitty now.
youtu.be/c1AChckVmFg?...
Poor vs. Broke: Farmers are Lying
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Been saying this about farmers for many years. I grew up on a farm in the 80's, when they were actually poor. The families that made it are now land-baron welfare kings cosplaying as poor.
Their greed is THE reason why rural America is a so shitty now.
youtu.be/c1AChckVmFg?...
Their greed is THE reason why rural America is a so shitty now.
youtu.be/c1AChckVmFg?...
Two things I wish I learned 20 years ago:
Pesto and KT tape fix everything.
Pesto and KT tape fix everything.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Two things I wish I learned 20 years ago:
Pesto and KT tape fix everything.
Pesto and KT tape fix everything.
I'm choosing to believe he removed his helmet, mounted it on his fist (with flare and gusto), and connected with a heavy right hook.
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm choosing to believe he removed his helmet, mounted it on his fist (with flare and gusto), and connected with a heavy right hook.
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
Troy Aikman: "that's not his job, the problem is he's not doing his job and it's hurting the team"
Every white collar job listing:
1-2 sentences about your actual core work and value-add to an organization.
3 paragraphs describing administrative busy work that mostly didn't exist 20 years ago.
Frenzied busy-bodies have weaponized our information systems to ruin white collar work.
1-2 sentences about your actual core work and value-add to an organization.
3 paragraphs describing administrative busy work that mostly didn't exist 20 years ago.
Frenzied busy-bodies have weaponized our information systems to ruin white collar work.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Every white collar job listing:
1-2 sentences about your actual core work and value-add to an organization.
3 paragraphs describing administrative busy work that mostly didn't exist 20 years ago.
Frenzied busy-bodies have weaponized our information systems to ruin white collar work.
1-2 sentences about your actual core work and value-add to an organization.
3 paragraphs describing administrative busy work that mostly didn't exist 20 years ago.
Frenzied busy-bodies have weaponized our information systems to ruin white collar work.
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I feel for that guy. I really do. Because in another life Pete would’ve been on the wrong end of a sock full of soap bars and they’d have sorted him out proper. But now he’s the boss. Given a mantle by an even fatter man. Who deliberately avoided enlistment. And that’s how a lifetime of service ends
October 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I feel for that guy. I really do. Because in another life Pete would’ve been on the wrong end of a sock full of soap bars and they’d have sorted him out proper. But now he’s the boss. Given a mantle by an even fatter man. Who deliberately avoided enlistment. And that’s how a lifetime of service ends
Wow. I don't recall being banned from any online place before.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wow. I don't recall being banned from any online place before.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
I guess this is a sign of the times.
They've fully embraced "cancel culture" after a decade of cry-bullying about it.
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Blindspot for the right? Because it might give hope to incels?
September 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Blindspot for the right? Because it might give hope to incels?
One of my college jobs was tech
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
One of my college jobs was tech
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
support for computer labs. I had after hours access to our NT machines and pinball a lot.
Now I can pretend to be a frame rate hipster.
"meh 120fps on doom is fine but
nothing will ever top pinball at 5k while drinking Surge"
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there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
there’s something so enchantingly beautiful about one man saying “i’m going to throw this ball as hard as i can” and another guy with a bat saying “the fuck you are”
We can't click on the Windows clock on the lower right to glance at the calendar anymore.
This is terrible. All the other methods are multiple clicks away and by the time I get there I've forgotten why I was looking up last Thursday's date.
This is terrible. All the other methods are multiple clicks away and by the time I get there I've forgotten why I was looking up last Thursday's date.
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We can't click on the Windows clock on the lower right to glance at the calendar anymore.
This is terrible. All the other methods are multiple clicks away and by the time I get there I've forgotten why I was looking up last Thursday's date.
This is terrible. All the other methods are multiple clicks away and by the time I get there I've forgotten why I was looking up last Thursday's date.
Telemental health? You mean cyberpsych?
August 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Telemental health? You mean cyberpsych?
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Computer was born to help us create and learn and allowing men from hell to make it make us stupider and angrier without severe physical consequence is one of our greatest failures
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Computer was born to help us create and learn and allowing men from hell to make it make us stupider and angrier without severe physical consequence is one of our greatest failures
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Smart rock is sad to have to do the things smart rock is made to do
August 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Smart rock is sad to have to do the things smart rock is made to do
1000lbs is like half a pallet. This story is only interesting if the vehicle involved is a Miata.
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
1000lbs is like half a pallet. This story is only interesting if the vehicle involved is a Miata.
Felt cute. Used Bing maps.
July 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Felt cute. Used Bing maps.